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 truskool
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 B+ Contest(OVER) 
#11233896 - 10/12/09 03:24 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Just a small contest with five B+ prints up for grabs. It's thanksgiving here I don't really have blood family so I will be spending the day alone eating hamburgers. I'm kinda depressed have no money and am waiting for some chronic. So this is what the contest entails. Anything that cheers me up I will give you a print.
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Edited by truskool (10/12/09 03:43 PM)
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Young Cardinal
Registered: 08/24/09
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I'll buy you a 99cent double cheese and then we can go play shit dollar... ill supply the shit 
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NoOneKnowsHowToAct
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What is shit dollar?
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truskool
WTF?? FTW!!
Registered: 06/28/09
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Loc: Over the rainbow
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Yea making me smile deserves a print.
 me your addy
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m00nshine
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truskool
WTF?? FTW!!
Registered: 06/28/09
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Arnie sticking it up LMAO
nunya business your addy
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Boss Mosely
...wut?
Registered: 10/01/09
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From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account
Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account
Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.
Regards, David.
From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account
Dear David,
Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account
Dear Jane,
Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.
Regards, David.
From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account
Dear David,
You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account
Dear Jane,
Yes please.
Regards, David.
From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account
From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Whose spider is that?
Dear Jane, Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.
Regards, David.
From: Jane Gilles
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?
Dear David, Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th. David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95. Please make this payment as soon as possible.
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Automated Out of Office Response
Thankyou for contacting me. I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.
Regards, David.
From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?
Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.
Regards, David.
From: Jane Gilles
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?
Dear David, As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding. We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?
I understand and will definately make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.
Regards, David.
From: Jane Gilles
Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?
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NoOneKnowsHowToAct
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I dunno, it may not sound that funny, might've had to have been there, but here goes anyway. Yesterday I ate some shrooms for the first time in years. Was celebrating and shit. A buddy and me both ate some, I also ate about 10G freshly picked from my first harvest along with ~4g dried in some chocolates. So a sober friend drives us to the beach near sunset... and my one friend goes "Look dude, you can see the sun going into the water." and I say "Uh, I don't think it works like that". We had a pretty good laugh over that. The tide was going out too and we were looking at like the small puddles and I also said "I wonder how deep the water is." Mind you we could see the bottom of the puddles lol. I was super retarded for a good 4-5 hours. Good times.
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Young Cardinal
Registered: 08/24/09
Posts: 327
Loc: USA
Last seen: 11 years, 9 months
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Shit dollar is taking a dollar smeared in shit and placing in on a semi busy sidewalk where you can have a good distant view. If someone picks the dollar up, notices the shit and pocket's it anyways, you holler "SHIT DOLLAR" as loud as u can. If they toss it down, they win I recommend doing this with 3+ people so we need a few more.. Its the best 10$'s you will ever spend and can last as long as u got greed:D
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KBG1977
Registered: 08/23/08
Posts: 11,017
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Cheer up Mate,it could be worse.You could be this poor soul
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truskool
WTF?? FTW!!
Registered: 06/28/09
Posts: 11,194
Loc: Over the rainbow
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OMG that is too fucking funny. Is that for real you tried to pay your acct with a drawing. I use to work collections that is way too funny
your addy
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truskool
WTF?? FTW!!
Registered: 06/28/09
Posts: 11,194
Loc: Over the rainbow
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Re: B+ Contest [Re: KBG1977]
#11233992 - 10/12/09 03:38 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
KBG1977 said:
Cheer up Mate,it could be worse.You could be this poor soul
How the fuck did you get that pic of me????????????????
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daytripper05
Psychonaut
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 6,962
Loc: In my garden
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Quote:
truskool said:
and am waiting for some chronic.
man that sucks. I know the feeling. I was there yesterday but some good landed in my lap around 9, so it worked out.
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KBG1977
Registered: 08/23/08
Posts: 11,017
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HAHA,that person is just that fat
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truskool
WTF?? FTW!!
Registered: 06/28/09
Posts: 11,194
Loc: Over the rainbow
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KBG1977
NoOneKnowsHowToAct
Boss Mosely
m00nshine
Send me your addy's and ill throw the prints in the mail tonight
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phlanx
Experimentor
Registered: 06/11/05
Posts: 191
Loc: U.S.
Last seen: 6 months, 2 days
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[flash=425,350]http:///flash]
hope this helps. not for a print, just for a laugh.
KEN LEE tu libu dibu douchoo....
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MuSHMuSHTRiPPiN
TRiPPiN
Registered: 04/13/05
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Re: B+ Contest(OVER) [Re: truskool]
#11234013 - 10/12/09 03:44 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's alright truskool because like one mushroom said to the other mushroom...
Your one fungi to be with.
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truskool
WTF?? FTW!!
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LMAO phlanx
Thanks mushmush
If you two want a print I would be happy to send you one. Send me your addy
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Young Cardinal
Registered: 08/24/09
Posts: 327
Loc: USA
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Re: B+ Contest(OVER) [Re: truskool]
#11234042 - 10/12/09 03:49 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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So shit dollor won over the spider story, no way
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phlanx
Experimentor
Registered: 06/11/05
Posts: 191
Loc: U.S.
Last seen: 6 months, 2 days
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Re: B+ Contest(OVER) [Re: truskool]
#11234045 - 10/12/09 03:50 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ahhh im glad i could help.
send the print to someone who needs it. I have yet to use the last one you sent me. thanks tho. cheer up my dude. 
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truskool
WTF?? FTW!!
Registered: 06/28/09
Posts: 11,194
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Re: B+ Contest(OVER) [Re: phlanx]
#11234061 - 10/12/09 03:52 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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there was no order intended both ppl got a print
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Boss Mosely
...wut?
Registered: 10/01/09
Posts: 89
Loc: Where do YOU live?
Last seen: 13 years, 6 months
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Re: B+ Contest(OVER) [Re: truskool]
#11234110 - 10/12/09 04:02 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Here's one more to seal the deal
From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16am
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Pets in the building
Dear Helen,
Thankyou for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation of the agreement due to the comfort and wellbeing of my neighbours and I am currently soundproofing my apartment with egg cartons as I realise my dogs can cause quite a bit of noise. Especially during feeding time when I release live rabbits.
Regards, David.
From: Helen Bailey
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Pets in the building
Hello David
I have received your email and wish to remind you that the strata agreement states that no animals are allowed in the building regardless of if your apartment is soundproof. How many dogs do you have at the premises?
Helen
From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 1.52pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Pets in the building
Dear Helen,
Currently I only have eight dogs but one is expecting puppies and I am very excited by this. I am hoping for a litter of at least ten as this is the number required to participate in dog sled racing. I have read every Jack London novel in preparation and have constructed my own sled from timber I borrowed from the construction site across the road during the night. I have devised a plan which I feel will ensure me taking first place in the next national dog sled championships. For the first year of the puppies life I intend to say the word mush then chase them violently around the apartment while yelling and hitting saucepan lids together. I have estimated that the soundproofing of my apartment should block out at least sixty percent of the noise and the dogs will learn to associate the word mush with great fear so when I yell it on race day, the panic and released adrenaline will spur them on to being winners. I am so confident of this being a foolproof plan that I intend to sell all my furniture the day before the race and bet the proceeds on coming first place.
Regards, David.
From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 9.43am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building
David, I am unsure what to make of your email. Do you have pets in the apartment or not?
Helen
From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 11.27am
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building
Dear Helen,
No. I have a goldfish but due to the air conditioner in my apartment being stuck on a constant two degrees celcius, the water in its bowl is iced over and he has not moved for a while so I do not think he is capable of disturbing the neighbours. The ducks in the bathroom are not mine. The noise which my neighbours possibly mistook for a dog in the apartment is just the looping tape I have of dogs barking which I play at high volume while I am at work to deter potential burglars from breaking in and stealing my tupperware. I need it to keep food fresh. Once I ate leftover chinese that had been kept in an unsealed container and I experienced complete awareness. The next night I tried eating it again but only experienced chest pains and diarrhoea.
Regards, David.
From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 1.46pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building
Hello David
You cannot play sounds of dogs or any noise at a volume that disturbs others. I am sure you can appreciate that these rules are for the benefit of all residents of the building. Fish are fine. You cannot have ducks in the apartment though. If it was small birds that would be ok.
Helen
From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 2.18pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building
Dear Helen,
They are very small ducks.
Regards, David.
From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 4.06pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building
David, under section 4 of the strata residency agreement it states that you cannot have pets. You agreed to these rules when you signed the forms. These rules are set out to benefit everyone in the building including yourself. Do you have a telephone number I can call you on to discuss?
Helen
From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 5.02pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building
Dear Helen,
The ducks will no doubt be flying south for the winter soon so it will not be an issue. It is probably for the best as they are not getting along very well with my seventeen cats anyway. .
Regards, David.
From: Helen Bailey
Date: Monday 25 May 2009 9.22am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building
David, I am just going to write on the forms that we have investigated and you do not have any pets.
Helen
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truskool
WTF?? FTW!!
Registered: 06/28/09
Posts: 11,194
Loc: Over the rainbow
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I guess sometimes being bluntly honest works
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sdlocalkid85
Just a guy
Registered: 01/21/09
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Re: B+ Contest(OVER) [Re: phlanx]
#11234587 - 10/12/09 05:31 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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sorry to hear about the shitty times man, eat some fruits and go have a fun one.
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truskool
WTF?? FTW!!
Registered: 06/28/09
Posts: 11,194
Loc: Over the rainbow
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Fuck I wish I could everytime I eat shrooms I get angry. It fucking sucks ill just wait for the hash to show up. Thanks
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