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I keep blowing muh load too fast arg
    #11232400 - 10/12/09 01:00 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

So I hooked up with this chick a few days ago, Shes really fucking sexy and the sex is so good that I keep finishing too fast and its pissing me off.
like not too long ago I woke up and me n her had morning sex and it was like a whole 10 mins. what the fucking fuck man this aint normal, im gonna have to get drunk as shit and fuck her real real good to make up for this :kingcrankey:


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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: Cubie]
    #11232407 - 10/12/09 01:01 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

im supposed to be taking a shower right now but im too pissed off lol


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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: Cubie]
    #11232410 - 10/12/09 01:01 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:gayvirgin:


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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: Cubie]
    #11232415 - 10/12/09 01:02 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You gotta take your mind off of it man. You will worry everytime and perform shitty.


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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: Rocker232]
    #11232417 - 10/12/09 01:02 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:haha:


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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: Cubie]
    #11232422 - 10/12/09 01:03 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #11232592 - 10/12/09 01:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Here's the trick: don't care.

Blow your load at it's normal natural rate. Once you're done and she seems to want a bit more........

Eat her out.

Then once she's going crazy again and you have some more energy, stick it back in 'er. BOOMSHAKALAKA


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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: imagine]
    #11232671 - 10/12/09 01:49 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: Incompl]
    #11232679 - 10/12/09 01:51 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Incompl said:
:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:




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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #11232686 - 10/12/09 01:52 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Here's a little trick:

Fuck her doggystyle for awhile and cup your hands over her ass to catch all that Cuddle Kid collected funkiness into your hands while you are stirring it all up.

Then, when it gets to be too much for you, waft the handful of ass aroma into your face.

Also, pull out and give her 9-10 dick-slaps on the ass before getting back into it.

You should be able to repeat this process a few times.  :thumbup:

Hope this helped!


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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #11232706 - 10/12/09 01:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

I AM SWIM said:





I like the way if you cover the mouth,the feels bad (frog?) is exactly the same as the feels good one:grin:


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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: Cubie]
    #11232747 - 10/12/09 02:05 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Are you doing math problems or trying to name the lineup of the St. Louis cardinals in your head while fucking? Not paying attention is key, if you get too into it your dick is just gonna fire as soon as possible. This technique of distraction has aided me in many sustained lovin' sessions over the years.


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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #11232758 - 10/12/09 02:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Jimtown said:
Quote:

I AM SWIM said:





I like the way if you cover the mouth,the feels bad (frog?) is exactly the same as the feels good one:grin:





:rofl: yeah, look at his tongue, and then look at

It's just an upside down frown.


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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #11232819 - 10/12/09 02:14 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Gastronomicus said:
Are you doing math problems or trying to name the lineup of the St. Louis cardinals in your head while fucking? Not paying attention is key, if you get too into it your dick is just gonna fire as soon as possible. This technique of distraction has aided me in many sustained lovin' sessions over the years.



This has been the tried and true method since cavemen.


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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: Cubie]
    #11232832 - 10/12/09 02:17 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i have a idea.
try playing with her a lot longer (play and suck her tits and vagina, stuff like that).
passionately kiss her too during some times.
so then the sex would be a lot longer and you can finish with fucking her.:thumbup:


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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: elementswrath]
    #11232846 - 10/12/09 02:19 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Will you read that back to me again?

:whacker:


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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #11232856 - 10/12/09 02:21 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: elementswrath]
    #11232957 - 10/12/09 02:39 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

become celibate.


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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #11233019 - 10/12/09 02:51 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Swyfty Swyf said:
Here's a little trick:

Fuck her doggystyle for awhile and cup your hands over her ass to catch all that Cuddle Kid collected funkiness into your hands while you are stirring it all up.

Then, when it gets to be too much for you, waft the handful of ass aroma into your face.

Also, pull out and give her 9-10 dick-slaps on the ass before getting back into it.

You should be able to repeat this process a few times.  :thumbup:

Hope this helped!





Literal LOL

Cubie man you fail.

I thought you were moving to some house in the middle of nowhere to get all anarcho-homo with all your homies though?

But serious wear a condom it'll be a lot harder to get off.


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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: Mchaggis]
    #11233051 - 10/12/09 02:56 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:gayvirgin:


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