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So, I pooped the bed
    #11231817 - 10/12/09 08:30 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

I did some coke yestrday and than took some xanax later on to help me fall asleep. I wake up in the early morning smelling shit. My mind says it's me but my pride tells me it must be the dog. Low and behold, I pooped my pants while i was sleeping:eek:


WTF.....

are those a side effect of coke and xanax or did I just flast out shit the bed?:facepalm::nonono:

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Re: So, I pooped the bed [Re: subiedude]
    #11231824 - 10/12/09 08:32 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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subiedude said:
or did I just flast out shit the bed?:facepalm::nonono:



:sadyes::sadyes::sadyes::sadyes::sadyes:


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Re: So, I pooped the bed [Re: subiedude]
    #11231827 - 10/12/09 08:33 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

baby laxatives


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Re: So, I pooped the bed [Re: subiedude]
    #11231828 - 10/12/09 08:33 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

lol!

i have only pooped myself one time as an adult. I was riding in my car and let out a huge fart, but didnt clech my cheeks hard enough I guess, and whaddayaknow I pooped my britches. it was epic


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Re: So, I pooped the bed [Re: subject]
    #11231832 - 10/12/09 08:35 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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subject said:
lol!

i have only pooped myself one time as an adult. I was riding in my car and let out a huge fart, but didnt clech my cheeks hard enough I guess, and whaddayaknow I pooped my britches. it was epic



was anyone else in the car?


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Re: So, I pooped the bed [Re: subiedude]
    #11231837 - 10/12/09 08:36 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

:haha:


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Re: So, I pooped the bed [Re: subject]
    #11231840 - 10/12/09 08:36 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Lmao this is something i would think you would just keep to youself.


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Re: So, I pooped the bed [Re: subiedude]
    #11231848 - 10/12/09 08:39 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Haha, pooping the bed sucks.  Back in highschool I pooped the bed at a friends house when I fell asleep on dxm.

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Re: So, I pooped the bed [Re: Ram Dass]
    #11231875 - 10/12/09 08:49 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

:highfive::borat::lol::omgawesome::rail2::sad::failboat::shrug: :cuteshit:

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Re: So, I pooped the bed [Re: Ram Dass]
    #11231891 - 10/12/09 08:52 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Once my mate had a few too many tripple vodkas and coke then thought it would be a good idea to double drop (2 pills).

he had never double dropped before.

He was a mess, couldnt stand up etc :eek:. We got him home and plonked him in the middle of the room. The rest of us lit up some Js bit pissed off it had ruined our night out.:mad2:

The dude then let out an almighty fart that sounded so sloppy. Then the smell hit. We all looked at one another and left ASAP.

No doubt he shit his pants in an epic way.

We never mentioned it to him. He doesnt know that we know...:stoned:

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Re: So, I pooped the bed [Re: subiedude]
    #11231915 - 10/12/09 09:00 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

It's ok, wowitch17 did the same thing.

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Re: So, I pooped the bed [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #11232033 - 10/12/09 09:37 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

It takes a strong induvidual to admit shitting the bed. By the way...
































HAHA!


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Re: So, I pooped the bed [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #11232040 - 10/12/09 09:38 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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UnholyChild666 said:
baby laxatives



Yeah, sounds like great 'coke' you did.

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Re: So, I pooped the bed [Re: memes]
    #11232203 - 10/12/09 10:19 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

I have never shit in a bed..... but i admit i would like to one day get so wasted i shit myself, but only as I'm willing to try most things in life at least once


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Re: So, I pooped the bed [Re: Aaron8001]
    #11232360 - 10/12/09 10:52 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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Lmao this is something i would think you would just keep to youself.




Yep.


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Re: So, I pooped the bed [Re: Neuron]
    #11232378 - 10/12/09 10:56 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Really good clean coke gives me the shits sometimes.... lets go with that lol

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Re: So, I pooped the bed [Re: Incompl]
    #11232399 - 10/12/09 11:00 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

lol this thread


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Re: So, I pooped the bed [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #11232649 - 10/12/09 11:44 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Having a bag of coke placed in my hand has given me the shits before. Its the anticipation of getting high I guess. It loosens the bowels.

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Re: So, I pooped the bed [Re: cerebral gortex]
    #11232717 - 10/12/09 11:57 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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Having a bag of coke placed in my hand has given me the shits before. Its the anticipation of getting high I guess. It loosens the bowels.



I know, it's so crazy that your body can do that from not even doing the drug yet.

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Re: So, I pooped the bed [Re: Solemente]
    #11232766 - 10/12/09 12:07 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

It's classical conditioning like Pavlov's dogs.


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