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InvisibleGumby
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Staring at tits is good for you... Literally.
    #11229108 - 10/11/09 07:55 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Looking at Breasts is Healthy

10 Minutes Of Staring at Breasts Daily Prolongs Man's Life by 5 Years

According to German research published in New England Journal of Medicine, men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.


"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

For five years, the breasts oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommends that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

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Re: Staring at tits is good for you... Literally. [Re: Gumby]
    #11229131 - 10/11/09 07:58 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I wonder how much money was spent on that study?


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Re: Staring at tits is good for you... Literally. [Re: Gumby]
    #11229138 - 10/11/09 07:59 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

What about 24/7? We would live FOREVER!:strokebeard:


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Re: Staring at tits is good for you... Literally. [Re: blewmeanie]
    #11229147 - 10/11/09 08:01 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Probably not much. I doubt they had to pay any of the male participants.... most guys would just stare at tits for free.

I gotta wonder what the grant proposal looked like though.

"We believe that tits are awesome and we feel a need to investigate this matter further. Give us moneys plz?"

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Re: Staring at tits is good for you... Literally. [Re: Vibes]
    #11229153 - 10/11/09 08:02 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

what about ass and vagina?


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Re: Staring at tits is good for you... Literally. [Re: Gumby]
    #11229156 - 10/11/09 08:03 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
Probably not much. I doubt they had to pay any of the male participants.... most guys would just stare at tits for free.

I gotta wonder what the grant proposal looked like thought.

"We believe that tits are awesome and we feel a need to investigate this matter further. Give us moneys plz?"




Probably exactly how it was described; "we believe that increased heart-rate in men will prolong life by an estimate of 5 years". Here are our controls, variables, blah blah blah.

SHOW ME THE MONEY!


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Re: Staring at tits is good for you... Literally. [Re: Gumby]
    #11229157 - 10/11/09 08:03 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:

10 Minutes Of Staring at Breasts Daily Prolongs Man's Life by 5 Years






looks like I may live forever after all

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Re: Staring at tits is good for you... Literally. [Re: Deltron3030]
    #11229158 - 10/11/09 08:03 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

LOL


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Re: Staring at tits is good for you... Literally. [Re: Gumby]
    #11229164 - 10/11/09 08:04 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
Probably not much. I doubt they had to pay any of the male participants.... most guys would just stare at tits for free.

I gotta wonder what the grant proposal looked like thought.

"We believe that tits are awesome and we feel a need to investigate this matter further. Give us moneys plz?"





ITS FOR SCIENCE!:wink:


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Re: Staring at tits is good for you... Literally. [Re: Gumby]
    #11229168 - 10/11/09 08:04 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I call BS on this one


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Re: Staring at tits is good for you... Literally. [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #11229173 - 10/11/09 08:05 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

be quiet. Dont ruin this.


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Re: Staring at tits is good for you... Literally. [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #11229175 - 10/11/09 08:05 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I wonder if staring at my own tits would have that effect.


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Re: Staring at tits is good for you... Literally. [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #11229177 - 10/11/09 08:06 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

suimush said:
be quiet. Dont ruin this.



Quote:

UnholyChild666 said:
I call BS on this one




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Re: Staring at tits is good for you... Literally. [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #11229179 - 10/11/09 08:06 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

lol


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Re: Staring at tits is good for you... Literally. [Re: sui]
    #11229192 - 10/11/09 08:08 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I had to I have no self control


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Re: Staring at tits is good for you... Literally. [Re: Gumby]
    #11229203 - 10/11/09 08:09 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

This study is nearly as good as the one where women swallowing loads had softer and more youthful skin due to the proteins.

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Re: Staring at tits is good for you... Literally. [Re: Gumby]
    #11229205 - 10/11/09 08:09 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

does it have to be real tits or can it be video ?


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Re: Staring at tits is good for you... Literally. [Re: Chubba]
    #11229214 - 10/11/09 08:10 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

THAT was a good study



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Re: Staring at tits is good for you... Literally. [Re: AmericanPsycho]
    #11229225 - 10/11/09 08:12 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

AmericanPsycho said:
does it have to be real tits or can it be video ?




this.

if it's real, im fucked.


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Re: Staring at tits is good for you... Literally. [Re: Chubba]
    #11229233 - 10/11/09 08:15 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Chubba said:
This study is nearly as good as the one where women swallowing loads had softer and more youthful skin due to the proteins.



:ilold: I remember that one


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