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a new shop is always a joy, indeed more so when the outer appearance is vague and non descript.
'ftaaang' chimed the distinct door alert noiser.
greetings, i offered the shopkeep as this was my usual manner of greeting
do you mind if i have a relax and a gander yonder?
not at all valued customer, we do sandwiches as well,
just a small establishment, the main room was dominated by a large wooded piece of furniature.
the 3d desk draws with lids arranged in a row of three about 3 foot from the ground, like a table with tubs just figureens i thought to myself as i opened the middle one, a sufficient crack signified that it was now suddenly broken and crush ready for max damage,
no no no! didn't you read the sign! the middle one is out of order!!! thats where i keep my damned sauron!!
sure enough the little fella was in there, surprisingly nonplused regarding the damage he could possible accept. a five minute curfuffle occured as the clerk tried desperatly to reattach the hinges while i strained to hold it up like a strange shop based mission impossible action tense action sequence. the hefty oak lid had fallen slightly into the cavity behind the many spikes of sauron, i asked if it would be eisier just to take out the little di-cast figures but apperently there was another sigh stating they were not to be touched, even by the owner of the shop... which he was.
the tension subsided as we finally fixed it and in classic man stereotyptation we step back to admire our hadnymanship workness, with obligatory head nodding and tobacco combusting.
sorry and thanks, that was quite embarrasing, i said,
yes but only for you, as an extra i'd like you to know we have a sale on pints'o'nails this month but your rudeness and inability to read signs means you will be charged full price.
er, right, i said as walked into the back room marked wallets. just the one blue wallett resided and it looked second hand priced at quid, there was a fiver inside though so not all was loss...
content with my new collateral cash capturer i decided skipping home was not out of the question; even though all my utterances had been statments rather than leg mode of transport quandary.
skipping is the fastest way to travel in any busy urban commercial district, mainly due to fact that all the humans denseing the area will glide efficiently out of your way as if you were a drooling spaz being wheelchaired by a lepper. and so arrived housward in good time, removed an iced beverage from the coldmachine and retired, although being only fired today my place of work described it as 'just quitting' but the meaningless vauge difference of deffinitions was lost on me as i was now a not work and had much yes time to fill with exsisting.
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