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OfflineInSane804
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my bank robbery gone wrong scenario
    #11226247 - 10/11/09 02:00 PM (8 years, 13 days ago)

Ok first off I would never do any of this just thinking after watching a movie... However the scenario is your robbing a bank and police come so your forced to shoot it out till death. How do you go out?

I have bulletproof mask on over ski mask, bulletproof vest level 4 to stop rifles. I have 2 smoke grenades color purple. 1 automatic ak47, 2 twin glock 40 cals. 1 fertilizer bomb 


  Police roll up I realize thats it so I grab the teller and start to walk out and tell them I want a helicopter to get out of there with no one hurt. As they think this they start to think im dumb and a rookie. I look to see where police are posted up. As I do this I remember and force the teller to pull the pins on the smoke grenades behind her. She drops them and smoke goes everywhere as I shoot the police. They are not able to return fire because of the smoke and can't see where the hostage is.

  As this happens I shoot the teller and run back inside to let them know i'll kill everyone. Swat moves in as I start killing the hostages. Blaow blaow blaow... 3 down swat moves in they break the windows to distract me but I know there tricks so I keep my aim on the front door. They move in i unload a clip 2 down. They go to move in on the backdoor thinking they have me now. They pass the garage door opener which is rigged to the fertilizer bomb. BOOOOOM. 4 man team down. I know its my time so I start charging at the door shooting I get hit in the chest. Trauma plate takes the impact I keep shooting. Down to my last round I grab my glocks and start firing boom boom Im hit in the face.. The mask stops the bullet but I know its over my heads ringing I know they are coming I put the gun to my head. BLAOW. Game over


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Re: my bank robbery gone wrong scenario [Re: InSane804]
    #11226284 - 10/11/09 02:05 PM (8 years, 13 days ago)

very interesting. I would start by NOT robbing a bank but thats just me


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Re: my bank robbery gone wrong scenario [Re: InSane804]
    #11226294 - 10/11/09 02:07 PM (8 years, 13 days ago)

Given the right circumstances I would rob a federally insured institution.

Granted, those circumstances would likely NEVER happen.


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Re: my bank robbery gone wrong scenario [Re: InSane804]
    #11226298 - 10/11/09 02:07 PM (8 years, 13 days ago)

I see plenty of flaws in your plan...

1. the swat teams rarely use the door
2. what happens if your hostage refuses to pull the pins on the smoke grenades
3. that bullet proof ski mask is only bullet resistant, your face will be broken


set things up in advance, a half dozen snipers to take out the cops,
explosives in the buildings adjacent to the banks because they'll need
somewhere to congregate as a 'command center' until a mobile unit arrives


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Re: my bank robbery gone wrong scenario [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #11226318 - 10/11/09 02:11 PM (8 years, 13 days ago)

They would charge in the doors. They don't have to many options I mean the windows are bulletproof bro. They only break windows and shit like that to distract you. If she refuses to pull the pins we move back in I shoot her and we move to plan B. And yes my face would be broken It would have eaten the impact of a round so thats why I shot myself. And I did not think about the bombs in diff buildings, thats ingenious honestly.

I was just thinking if it was just me. But you could rig bombs up via trac phones and just call them on will and if you set cameras up then you could set them off as they are in certain regions.


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Re: my bank robbery gone wrong scenario [Re: InSane804]
    #11226439 - 10/11/09 02:37 PM (8 years, 13 days ago)

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InSane804 said:
They would charge in the doors. They don't have to many options I mean the windows are bulletproof bro. They only break windows and shit like that to distract you.





no, the windows are standard tempered glass, a gun shot, explosives and
even rocks will take it out, the break windows for entry as wellas
distraction, of course this is your imaginary scenario so you can have
them following your rules if you want

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And I did not think about the bombs in diff buildings, thats ingenious honestly.




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