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Offlineshoottomaim
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Internet Forum User Demographics
    #11223737 - 10/11/09 12:25 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

So, as an avid internet user for sometime now, I can say I have probably read thousand and thousands of different forum posts on hundreds of different forums. Here is the way I break up Forum users based on completely made up statistics. I feel like the shroomery has one of the bests ratios I have seen but this is how I see it in general
74.7% - Humans, well adjusted socially intelligent, they use message boards to trade ideas with like minded individuals. They understand both the futility and the inherent cowardliness of insulting strangers anonymously on the internet. 
7.2% - Trolls. They make ignorant statements just for the thrill of getting a response from people. There are both young trolls and old trolls but interestingly enough, both live with their parents.
11.8% -Elitist Fucks. These gods of whatever obscure topic the forum happens to be about can be indispensable fountains of knowledge if they didn't have their head so far up their own ass you could make out the words. When a newbie asks a stupid often-asked question the Elitist fuck doesn't skip it and read on, nor does he post the link with a  gentle RTFM. He will launch into 1000 word manifesto on why the question was stupid, then complain about how much time he has to waste on these posts (the internal irony of the essay long post on how sick he is of people wasting his time is lost on him) makes some assumptions about the intelligence/upbringing/virginity of the OP and then ends with the heartfelt message that the only reason he posts is because he just feels the need to "help" other people from being confused.
6.3%-Posers. You all know who posers are. On ever forum its the same. Their 87 ford pinto beat a viper. They are super 31337 hax0rs and they can hax your pc and take away your birthday. They grew 2 pounds of weed in their closet with some Christmas lights and tinfoil. They are bullshit everything they say is a lie and they probably spent a large amount of time in high school having food thrown at them in the cafeteria.
What do you guys think? Any I missed, What about my percentages.


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Re: Internet Forum User Demographics [Re: shoottomaim]
    #11223750 - 10/11/09 12:27 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Im a poser for sure.


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Re: Internet Forum User Demographics [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #11223756 - 10/11/09 12:28 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Elitist Fuck thats me

Oh OP.. you left out one demographic. People that can't spell or form a proper paragraph.


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Re: Internet Forum User Demographics [Re: Shroomism]
    #11223768 - 10/11/09 12:31 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

He also left out our large demographics of Militant Atheists and Conspiracy Theorists.


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Re: Internet Forum User Demographics [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #11223937 - 10/11/09 12:55 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Don't forget right-winged nutballs as well


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Re: Internet Forum User Demographics [Re: Shroomism]
    #11223956 - 10/11/09 12:58 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

0.0000001% Coaster...


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Re: Internet Forum User Demographics [Re: Mykologist]
    #11223991 - 10/11/09 01:03 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I grew a pound of weed in my Gremlin! :yesnod:

No I didn't. :sad: I'm a poser.


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Re: Internet Forum User Demographics [Re: Doc_T]
    #11224072 - 10/11/09 01:13 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I grew two pounds of weed in my graemlin. :coaster:


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Re: Internet Forum User Demographics [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #11224097 - 10/11/09 01:16 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

and 99.95% male lol


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Re: Internet Forum User Demographics [Re: mockingbird]
    #11224118 - 10/11/09 01:19 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

mockingbird said:
and 99.95% male lol




Depends on how you define "male".


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Re: Internet Forum User Demographics [Re: Doc_T]
    #11224557 - 10/11/09 02:42 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

wait wait wait......99.95% male? what are you saying? You think their actually *are* girls on internet forums?


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Re: Internet Forum User Demographics [Re: shoottomaim]
    #11224691 - 10/11/09 03:14 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Human response

I'm only a conspiracy nut when the schizo gets bad. I like to feel like I contribute to the conversation. Elitist responses sometime make me feel like a troll.

Troll response

Pigeonholing? meh :shrug:

Nut response

The chemtrail conspiracy theory holds that some contrails are actually chemicals or biological agents deliberately sprayed at high altitudes for a purpose undisclosed to the general public. Versions of the chemtrail conspiracy theory circulating on the internet and radio talk shows theorize that the activity is directed by government officials.[1] As a result, federal agencies have received thousands of complaints from people who have demanded an explanation.[2] The existence of chemtrails has been repeatedly denied by government agencies and scientists around the world.[3]

The United States Air Force has stated that the theory is a hoax which "has been investigated and refuted by many established and accredited universities, scientific organizations, and major media publications".[4] The British Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs has stated that chemtrails "are not scientifically recognised phenomena".[5] The Canadian Government House Leader has stated that "The term 'chemtrails' is a popularized expression, and there is no scientific evidence to support their existence."[6]

The term chemtrail is derived from "chemical trail" in the similar fashion that contrail is an abbreviation for condensation trail. It does not refer to common forms of aerial spraying such as crop dusting, cloud seeding or aerial firefighting. The term specifically refers to aerial trails allegedly caused by the systematic high-altitude release of chemical substances not found in ordinary contrails, resulting in the appearance of supposedly uncharacteristic sky tracks. Believers of this theory speculate that the purpose of the chemical release may be for global dimming, population control, weather control, or biowarfare and claim that these trails are causing respiratory illnesses and other health problems.[7]

Snd that is how the government programmed me to be a troll.


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Re: Internet Forum User Demographics [Re: shoottomaim]
    #11224701 - 10/11/09 03:18 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

No way are 74% of net using humans well adjusted.  The true figure there would be around 20%.

The shroomery is 74% urban shamans.


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[quote]Coaster said:
but i thnk everything thats pure is white?
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Re: Internet Forum User Demographics [Re: Hanky]
    #11224736 - 10/11/09 03:27 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Hanky is a super Human Elitist Poser Troll. How do we classify him?


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Re: Internet Forum User Demographics [Re: Effed]
    #11224747 - 10/11/09 03:32 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You don't classify me.  I classify you.


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Re: Internet Forum User Demographics [Re: Hanky]
    #11246295 - 10/14/09 04:11 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Hanky said:
No way are 74% of net using humans well adjusted.  The true figure there would be around 20%.




I'm pretty sure 100% of you is a maladjusted sociopath. But don't place your issues on to the rest of us. That's called projecting.


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Edited by shoottomaim (10/14/09 04:13 PM)


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Re: Internet Forum User Demographics [Re: shoottomaim]
    #11247984 - 10/14/09 08:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

shoottomaim said: 
7.2% - Trolls. They make ignorant statements just for the thrill of getting a response from people. There are both young trolls and old trolls but interestingly enough, both live with their parents.
11.8% -Elitist Fucks. These gods of whatever obscure topic the forum happens to be about can be indispensable fountains of knowledge if they didn't have their head so far up their own ass you could make out the words. When a newbie asks a stupid often-asked question the Elitist fuck doesn't skip it and read on, nor does he post the link with a  gentle RTFM. He will launch into 1000 word manifesto on why the question was stupid, then complain about how much time he has to waste on these posts (the internal irony of the essay long post on how sick he is of people wasting his time is lost on him) makes some assumptions about the intelligence/upbringing/virginity of the OP and then ends with the heartfelt message that the only reason he posts is because he just feels the need to "help" other people from being confused.
6.3%-Posers. You all know who posers are. On ever forum its the same. Their 87 ford pinto beat a viper. They are super 31337 hax0rs and they can hax your pc and take away your birthday. They grew 2 pounds of weed in their closet with some Christmas lights and tinfoil. They are bullshit everything they say is a lie and they probably spent a large amount of time in high school having food thrown at them in the cafeteria.





lmao, especially the part about the trolls and growing two pounds of weed with christmas tree lights and tinfoil.


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