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Offlinejustinsanity
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If I had the powers of god, the first thing I would do is.....
    #11222096 - 10/10/09 07:25 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: If I had the powers of god, the first thing I would do is..... [Re: justinsanity]
    #11222104 - 10/10/09 07:26 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

lol.... thats not the first thing i would do..


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Re: If I had the powers of god, the first thing I would do is..... [Re: P-O]
    #11222113 - 10/10/09 07:29 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

The thing is you would have all of eternity to do whatever you want. So the first thing wouldn't matter! :bluemoon::grin:


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Re: If I had the powers of god, the first thing I would do is..... [Re: justinsanity]
    #11222193 - 10/10/09 07:43 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

That was kinda awesome. I would totally do that, but not the first thing I would do.


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Re: If I had the powers of god, the first thing I would do is..... [Re: Vibes]
    #11222217 - 10/10/09 07:47 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Well maybe not the first thing I would do. It would probably be 10 sets of super hot twins rubbing my body and the hottest set kissing me and sucking me off, all levitating over a field of infinite titties.


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Re: If I had the powers of god, the first thing I would do is..... [Re: justinsanity]
    #11222283 - 10/10/09 07:57 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

I want those 35 seconds back.


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Re: If I had the powers of god, the first thing I would do is..... [Re: Yacub]
    #11222292 - 10/10/09 07:58 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Yacub said:
I want those 35 seconds back.




How about those seconds you wasted typing a response? :bluemoon:


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Re: If I had the powers of god, the first thing I would do is..... [Re: justinsanity]
    #11222318 - 10/10/09 08:02 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

If I had the powers of god, the first thing I would do is.....

Prove to people that i was real.


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Re: If I had the powers of god, the first thing I would do is..... [Re: Kada]
    #11222602 - 10/10/09 08:52 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

If I was god I would rewrite the bible so it made sense.


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Re: If I had the powers of god, the first thing I would do is..... [Re: justinsanity]
    #11222615 - 10/10/09 08:54 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

If I were god, I'd sit back and watch you guys debate what you'd do if you were me.


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Re: If I had the powers of god, the first thing I would do is..... [Re: memes]
    #11222672 - 10/10/09 09:09 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

I would do the thing in the video. except I'd use the galaxies as turntables.


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Re: If I had the powers of god, the first thing I would do is..... [Re: Envix]
    #11232840 - 10/12/09 02:18 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

If we were God, in his fullness, we would do everything and be everywhere in all times at all times.

He is omnipresent, omnipotent, ubiquitous, and eternal. He is in all times at all times.

This is why he is perfect.  This is why he doesn't make mistakes. 

That's why I don't buy the eternal burning torture pit that is called the lake of fire.  God's life is the only eternal life.  There is no God in hell, therefore, there is no eternity in hell.

If you are a part of God, then you always have been.  We are just in these bodies now, and they are limited by time.

If you are not a part of God then you never were.

But that's just :2cents: I could be wrong.


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Re: If I had the powers of god, the first thing I would do is..... [Re: Darkestone]
    #11232900 - 10/12/09 02:30 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Darkestone said:
If you are not a part of God then you never were.

But that's just :2cents: I could be wrong.





Maybe nobody is not a part of God

and whoever says they are not a part of God, really are, but just don't know it.

I think, I could be wrong tho.







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Re: If I had the powers of god, the first thing I would do is..... [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #11233861 - 10/12/09 05:19 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Needless to say, that was :awesome:


Yeah, wouldn't that be funny if,
all the atheists transfer their energy when they die and find out they have been God all along.  I kinda feel like this though.

http://www.youtube.com/user/SShanez#p/f

God is good.  The absence of God is evil.  I think that's why there are bad people.  When there is absolute light darkness cannot remain. 
I think when we leave these shells (darkness)

we will be brought to the light.

But then I hardly know anything about anything so....:shrug:


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Re: If I had the powers of god, the first thing I would do is..... [Re: Envix]
    #11233869 - 10/12/09 05:21 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

If I were God I'd create new universes and do crazy stuff with it, which I don't know at the moment.


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Re: If I had the powers of god, the first thing I would do is..... [Re: justinsanity]
    #11233909 - 10/12/09 05:26 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

If I had the powers of god, the first thing I would do is.....

remove greed from the human condition


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Re: If I had the powers of god, the first thing I would do is..... [Re: Darkestone]
    #11234223 - 10/12/09 06:28 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Darkestone said:
Needless to say, that was :awesome:


Yeah, wouldn't that be funny if,
all the atheists transfer their energy when they die and find out they have been God all along.  I kinda feel like this though.

http://www.youtube.com/user/SShanez#p/f

God is good.  The absence of God is evil.  I think that's why there are bad people.  When there is absolute light darkness cannot remain. 
I think when we leave these shells (darkness)

we will be brought to the light.

But then I hardly know anything about anything so....:shrug:




That was an :awebig: vid.

Although, I'm not sure if I would consider religion 'knowledge'

In a sense, yes, but I think religion has done more harm than good, and if it really was filled with such knowledge, then why do people still fight?

God wouldn't approve of all the violence occurring through religious wars. :smirk:

Spirituality on the other hand, I could see knowledge being gained from the result of spiritual experiences.

:shrug:


God is thangs doin' thangs doin' thangs doin' thangs

maybe

:rofl:

I like to think that we are all a part of God (like pieces of a gigantic puzzle), and if we live in the 'now', we can have a special relationship with this 'God'.


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Re: If I had the powers of god, the first thing I would do is..... [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #11234261 - 10/12/09 06:37 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

that was a cool little video


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Re: If I had the powers of god, the first thing I would do is..... [Re: subject]
    #11234382 - 10/12/09 06:58 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

oh yeah. and If I were god, I'd be the King of All Cosmos from Katamari Damacy. Then, because of the aftereffects of my binge drinking spree that wiped out all the stars and other celestial bodies from the sky, I'll charge my 10-cm-tall son, "the Prince", to go to Earth with a "katamari"—a magical ball that allows anything smaller than it to stick to it and make it grow—and collect enough material for him to recreate the stars and constellations.
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Re: If I had the powers of god, the first thing I would do is..... [Re: Envix]
    #11234547 - 10/12/09 07:22 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

i would make it rain dicks:smilingpuppy:


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