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OfflineNortonStPhallus
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You know you're BLAZED when:
    #11221006 - 10/10/09 04:01 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

You just spent 30 mins watching porn and listening to Dark Side of the Moon.


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InvisibleFlop Johnson
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Re: You know you're BLAZED when: [Re: NortonStPhallus]
    #11221012 - 10/10/09 04:02 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

That sounds like a weird combo - whatever floats yer boat tho. :tongue:


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Re: You know you're BLAZED when: [Re: NortonStPhallus]
    #11221035 - 10/10/09 04:08 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

that sounds like a pretty alright stoned combo to me.  especially if it's a decent porn, and not like 90 percent of the stuff out today.  maybe something artsy like some Andrew Blake or Michael Ninn.  like interesting beyond simply being two slabs of meat slamming into one another.


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Re: You know you're BLAZED when: [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11221037 - 10/10/09 04:09 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

i masterbate to the Braveheart soundtrack.  :shrug:


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InvisibleFlop Johnson
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Re: You know you're BLAZED when: [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #11221046 - 10/10/09 04:11 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Penguarky Tunguin said:
i masterbate to the Braveheart soundtrack.  :shrug:




Requiem for a Dream soundtrack is a good alternative as well. :yesnod:


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Re: You know you're BLAZED when: [Re: Flop Johnson]
    #11221048 - 10/10/09 04:12 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

twsting


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Re: You know you're BLAZED when: [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #11221053 - 10/10/09 04:12 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

seriously?  hahahahhahaa.  that's different.  though honestly, i can't seem to remember what the score was like for that movie..  i'd imagine it's certainly got celtic influence.  but is it like epic strings and crescendos and shit for the war scenes?  if so, do you try to time your coitus with the climax of the song?


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Re: You know you're BLAZED when: [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11221061 - 10/10/09 04:14 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: You know you're BLAZED when: [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #11221097 - 10/10/09 04:21 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

okay.  i remember that song now.  and i've determined it's quite boring to masturbate to.

sorry.  but it's true.


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Re: You know you're BLAZED when: [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11221107 - 10/10/09 04:24 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

you just had 4 lighters and after using each one. you lose em the first time and only time you use it.


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Re: You know you're BLAZED when: [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11221108 - 10/10/09 04:24 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

that's just the theme song, there are many more tracks  :handth:


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Re: You know you're BLAZED when: [Re: NortonStPhallus]
    #11221118 - 10/10/09 04:25 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

Hahahahahaha

I know I'm baked when I think of grabbing something, stand up, turn around in circles 4-5 times and sit back down without remembering what I wanted to grab.


Damn short term memory :frown:


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Re: You know you're BLAZED when: [Re: NortonStPhallus]
    #11221120 - 10/10/09 04:26 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

NortonStPhallus said:
You just spent 30 mins watching porn and listening to Dark Side of the Moon.




Thats what i did last night... but i was on 2.5 hits of clean pills


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Re: You know you're BLAZED when: [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #11221121 - 10/10/09 04:26 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

You know you're blazed when you just came up with the most moving piano piece you've ever heard which brought you to tears while you were playing it, and after 15 minutes you cant remember how it went.


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Re: You know you're BLAZED when: [Re: NortonStPhallus]
    #11221150 - 10/10/09 04:34 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

Man I went to go take a vape hit and for some reason it was HUGE. I thought it'd be a small hit, but NO. This shit floored me. I just got back from the gym so I am very easy to get high. I just played with my cat Meeko for about half an hour :vaped:


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Re: You know you're BLAZED when: [Re: NortonStPhallus]
    #11221174 - 10/10/09 04:39 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

I must be stoned too, I just got side-tracked looking at rachel ray's FHM pics. I was like "damn shes hot", then I was like "wait, no... shes fat."


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Re: You know you're BLAZED when: [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11221263 - 10/10/09 04:52 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

I like jacking it to reggae a lot lol.


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Re: You know you're BLAZED when: [Re: Flop Johnson]
    #11221314 - 10/10/09 04:58 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

I still think she's cute for being a chub.

She needs to STFU though.


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Re: You know you're BLAZED when: [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #11221419 - 10/10/09 05:21 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

The word banananana has increased significantly in length.


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Re: You know you're BLAZED when: [Re: NortonStPhallus]
    #11221511 - 10/10/09 05:42 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

you're going 10 under the speed limit


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