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InvisibleEffedS
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Crazyshit!
    #11218566 - 10/09/09 11:57 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

So my "shit" made crazyshit.coms "shit of the day" on Tuesday. I am actually kinda proud...

Disclaimer: The following link contains content that may not be suitable for some pubber's.

http://crazyshit.com/cnt/pics/21702-tuesdays-shitty-question

Oh and btw, I did not play with the poo... I was at work and while I do get shitty jobs, that's one I won't do. :P
I've shat approximately 10,000 times in my life give or take, I guess it was bound to come out looking like something once. Although I would have preferred Elvis.

So yeah, Tuesday was a shitty day. :tongue2:

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Re: Crazyshit! [Re: Effed]
    #11218581 - 10/10/09 12:00 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

LOL, why didnt you post this in OTD? Theyd have LOVED it.


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Re: Crazyshit! [Re: Effed]
    #11218586 - 10/10/09 12:02 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I definitely can't handle that site.


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Re: Crazyshit! [Re: sui]
    #11218588 - 10/10/09 12:02 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

If I answered that this might turn into a  Pub vs. Otd thread. :wink:

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Re: Crazyshit! [Re: Effed]
    #11218595 - 10/10/09 12:04 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

What the hell did you do with the toilet paper?

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Re: Crazyshit! [Re: Effed]
    #11218601 - 10/10/09 12:06 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

well damn dude you should be proud of that shit.

?


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Re: Crazyshit! [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #11218608 - 10/10/09 12:07 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I stood up to wipe, i guess some people only stand up part way and wipe? When I saw the big "?" I laughed and had to capture it... What can I say, everyone poops... Its not that big of a deal to me. :laugh: Probly is more OTD humor, but I just don't go there much anymore.

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Re: Crazyshit! [Re: Effed]
    #11218616 - 10/10/09 12:09 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

:awesome::thumbup:


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By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Crazyshit! [Re: Effed]
    #11218617 - 10/10/09 12:10 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Dude I have also crapped a question mark!
If only I'd known that it could make me famous on the internet.


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Re: Crazyshit! [Re: laserpig]
    #11218639 - 10/10/09 12:17 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I was at a restaurant with my cousin once. he went to the bathroom and when he came back, he was telling me how he just "took the biggest shit of his life", but then when he went to take a picture of it with his phone, there was nothing in the toilet...

crazy shit..


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Re: Crazyshit! [Re: Envix]
    #11218649 - 10/10/09 12:19 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

someone prolly stole it:eek:


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Re: Crazyshit! [Re: sui]
    #11218727 - 10/10/09 12:47 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Why stand to wipe?  By then it's already to late and stuck to your ass-crack!


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Re: Crazyshit! [Re: ShockValue]
    #11219034 - 10/10/09 02:39 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

i'm a stand-and-wiper.

for me, it comes from using low toilets with high water level, whereupon if i lean forward to reach my hand back there, my junk starts dipping in the shitty water.  and that's just unacceptable.


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Re: Crazyshit! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11219036 - 10/10/09 02:42 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

i do whatever feels right. if i got a clinger i sit so it doesnt smoosh, but if it was a fairly hard dense one ill stand.:thumbup:


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Re: Crazyshit! [Re: sui]
    #11219048 - 10/10/09 02:52 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Is nobody amazed at the length of that thing!?

How the fuck didn't it crack halfway through?

You must be ultra regular!

Also,I think this is too perfect. It's centrally aligned and everything. :strokebeard:


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Re: Crazyshit! [Re: sui]
    #11219097 - 10/10/09 03:30 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

laserpig said:
Dude I have also crapped a question mark!
If only I'd known that it could make me famous on the internet.




Anyone anywhere can get famous for any reason on the internet.


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suimush said:
someone prolly stole it:eek:




Apparently people do steal poo from public loos. They stick it in the freezer and penetrate themselves with it later on....Yummy.


Congratulations on the poo, take solace in the fact that someone has probably beaten off to it. Any plans for a second "poo of the day"?


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Why does God give us anything?

Look at it this way: if you want to make a baby cry, first you give it a lollipop. Then you take it away. If you never give it a lollipop to begin with, it would have nothin' to cry about. That's like God, who gives us life and love and help just so that he can tear it all away and make us cry, so he can drink the sweet milk of our tears. You see, it's our tears, Stan, that give God his great power.

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Re: Crazyshit! [Re: IdeLOLogies]
    #11219121 - 10/10/09 03:46 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

IdeLOLogies said:
Quote:

laserpig said:





Any plans for a second "poo of the day"?




:rofl2:


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Re: Crazyshit! [Re: IdeLOLogies]
    #11219221 - 10/10/09 05:04 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

IdeLOLogies said:
Apparently people do steal poo from public loos. They stick it in the freezer and penetrate themselves with it later on....Yummy.


Congratulations on the poo, take solace in the fact that someone has probably beaten off to it.






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Re: Crazyshit! [Re: PointDefiance]
    #11219225 - 10/10/09 05:06 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

oh pls, you dont think poo jokes are funny?



???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????


:hotidea:


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Re: Crazyshit! [Re: sui]
    #11219230 - 10/10/09 05:11 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

suimush said:
oh pls, you dont think poo jokes are funny?



???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????


:hotidea:





yeah... just a little disturbed by some of the comments... lol

btw dude, did you walk around your house with your pants around your ankles looking for the camera? or is there some iPoo app i don't know about? DETAILS!

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