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Creationism proof lol
    #11217502 - 10/09/09 10:11 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

NOT RELATED





also NOT RELATED!










RELATED!





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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: Envix]
    #11217505 - 10/09/09 10:12 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: Coaster]
    #11217515 - 10/09/09 10:15 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: Envix]
    #11217528 - 10/09/09 10:18 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: Coaster]
    #11217570 - 10/09/09 10:31 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

the orangutan is about to wail on them all with his stick


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: subject]
    #11217645 - 10/09/09 10:49 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

There's a stall at my local market with people who believe in creationism.
They are handing out DVD's with "PROOF" that creationism is real.

Intrigued, I watched them all. This is basically their 'proof'....

"Well, some say the world is billions of years old! Like those people were actually there!? The only person that could actually know is the lord. And the bible says it's not!

And some say we 'evolved' from apes!.......but the bible says....."



So upon seeing them again. I said I watched it and they asked what I thought.
"I trust the opinions of people who devote their lives to answering these questions, not the opinion of a book written 2000 years ago based on some guy idea"

"It's not an idea, Jesus had the knowledge and the power of the Lord"

"Turning water into wine isn't exactly a useful power, more a novel party trick"

End conversation.


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: subject]
    #11217650 - 10/09/09 10:50 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

But what about this. Come on peanut butter!!



Or perhaps the banana theory is more your style  :banana:



Oh you creationists how clever you are. there's no way I could disprove either of those using science. clearly god created the world and everything on it. Good on you god :thumbup:

P.S. this post is heavily sarcastic


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: polantis]
    #11217656 - 10/09/09 10:51 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

it's funny when creationists pretend to use logic


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: EdWalker69]
    #11217662 - 10/09/09 10:52 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

penis's fit so well inside of mouths there4 god wanted us to give blowjobs too


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: Coaster]
    #11217683 - 10/09/09 10:57 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

and sodomy. can't forget sodomy.


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: Envix]
    #11217689 - 10/09/09 11:00 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

what that banna fag doesnt understand is that bananas evolved to be eatin by primates they werent created that way


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: EdWalker69]
    #11217712 - 10/09/09 11:04 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

that banana video was hilarious


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #11217715 - 10/09/09 11:05 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

ya i liked when he made the dick sucking face


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: EdWalker69]
    #11217737 - 10/09/09 11:10 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

EdWalker69 said:
But what about this. Come on peanut butter!!







LOL

:ilold:

'When I open this peanut butter, i should find some new life inside.'

:paradis:


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #11217747 - 10/09/09 11:13 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

*with dramatic "enlightening documentary" background music*


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: Envix]
    #11217777 - 10/09/09 11:18 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

"..evolution's supposedly scientific case.."


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: Coaster]
    #11217845 - 10/09/09 11:32 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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penis's fit so well inside of mouths there4 god wanted us to give blowjobs too



How many have you given? Or are you going against the lord's plan?  :ltdan:


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: Entropymancer]
    #11217941 - 10/09/09 11:46 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

oh lawd them creationists is so hilarious:yesnod:


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: 2Cents]
    #11218157 - 10/10/09 12:29 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

you guys are so closed minded :snub:


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: Deekay]
    #11218162 - 10/10/09 12:30 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I tried opening my mind. It was squishy.


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