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Creationism proof lol
    #11217502 - 10/09/09 10:11 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

NOT RELATED





also NOT RELATED!










RELATED!





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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: Envix]
    #11217505 - 10/09/09 10:12 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: Coaster]
    #11217515 - 10/09/09 10:15 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: Envix]
    #11217528 - 10/09/09 10:18 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: Coaster]
    #11217570 - 10/09/09 10:31 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

the orangutan is about to wail on them all with his stick


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: subject]
    #11217645 - 10/09/09 10:49 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

There's a stall at my local market with people who believe in creationism.
They are handing out DVD's with "PROOF" that creationism is real.

Intrigued, I watched them all. This is basically their 'proof'....

"Well, some say the world is billions of years old! Like those people were actually there!? The only person that could actually know is the lord. And the bible says it's not!

And some say we 'evolved' from apes!.......but the bible says....."



So upon seeing them again. I said I watched it and they asked what I thought.
"I trust the opinions of people who devote their lives to answering these questions, not the opinion of a book written 2000 years ago based on some guy idea"

"It's not an idea, Jesus had the knowledge and the power of the Lord"

"Turning water into wine isn't exactly a useful power, more a novel party trick"

End conversation.


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: subject]
    #11217650 - 10/09/09 10:50 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

But what about this. Come on peanut butter!!



Or perhaps the banana theory is more your style  :banana:



Oh you creationists how clever you are. there's no way I could disprove either of those using science. clearly god created the world and everything on it. Good on you god :thumbup:

P.S. this post is heavily sarcastic


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: polantis]
    #11217656 - 10/09/09 10:51 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

it's funny when creationists pretend to use logic


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: EdWalker69]
    #11217662 - 10/09/09 10:52 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

penis's fit so well inside of mouths there4 god wanted us to give blowjobs too


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: Coaster]
    #11217683 - 10/09/09 10:57 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

and sodomy. can't forget sodomy.


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: Envix]
    #11217689 - 10/09/09 11:00 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

what that banna fag doesnt understand is that bananas evolved to be eatin by primates they werent created that way


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: EdWalker69]
    #11217712 - 10/09/09 11:04 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

that banana video was hilarious


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #11217715 - 10/09/09 11:05 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

ya i liked when he made the dick sucking face


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: EdWalker69]
    #11217737 - 10/09/09 11:10 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

EdWalker69 said:
But what about this. Come on peanut butter!!







LOL

:ilold:

'When I open this peanut butter, i should find some new life inside.'

:paradis:


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #11217747 - 10/09/09 11:13 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

*with dramatic "enlightening documentary" background music*


Edited by Envix (10/09/09 11:14 PM)


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: Envix]
    #11217777 - 10/09/09 11:18 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

"..evolution's supposedly scientific case.."


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: Coaster]
    #11217845 - 10/09/09 11:32 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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Coaster said:
penis's fit so well inside of mouths there4 god wanted us to give blowjobs too



How many have you given? Or are you going against the lord's plan?  :ltdan:


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: Entropymancer]
    #11217941 - 10/09/09 11:46 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

oh lawd them creationists is so hilarious:yesnod:


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: 2Cents]
    #11218157 - 10/10/09 12:29 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

you guys are so closed minded :snub:


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Re: Creationism proof lol [Re: Deekay]
    #11218162 - 10/10/09 12:30 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

I tried opening my mind. It was squishy.


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