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Things to put in gas tank
#11211489 - 10/08/09 10:08 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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So we know that sugar won't fuck up a car engine. Anybody have any good ideas of something to add to the tank to make the car useless. So far the best thing I can thing of is Diesel Fuel.
Any suggestions?
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: ThePheonix]
#11211495 - 10/08/09 10:09 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Just start pouring shit you find under your sink.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: pmb]
#11211497 - 10/08/09 10:09 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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pancake syrup.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: pmb]
#11211501 - 10/08/09 10:10 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Just start pouring shit you find under your sink.
LOL I dunno, mixing household chemicals with large amounts of petrol without knowledge...
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: ThePheonix]
#11211505 - 10/08/09 10:10 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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i think transmission fluid would fuck it up and take them a while to figure out what fucked it up if they ever do find out
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: sui]
#11211507 - 10/08/09 10:10 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Cat fetuses and/or alien placentas.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: ThePheonix]
#11211517 - 10/08/09 10:11 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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ThePheonix said: So we know that sugar won't fuck up a car engine
we do? I had always heard that it would kill it. Use confectionary sugar tho. Mix it with gas and pour it in.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: ThePheonix]
#11211518 - 10/08/09 10:11 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Seminal fluids.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: walzmanm]
#11211519 - 10/08/09 10:12 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Jello
Corn syrup.....maple syrup....
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: vandago]
#11211536 - 10/08/09 10:15 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sugar doesn't dissolve in gasoline. It just settles to the bottom of the tank, wont make it past the fuel filter.
Jello sounds feasible, I'm still thinking diesel fuel. Maybe flour?
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: ThePheonix] 2
#11211543 - 10/08/09 10:15 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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I suggest not acting like a fucking bitch by trying to sabotage someones car.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: blewmeanie]
#11211567 - 10/08/09 10:18 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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blewmeanie said: I suggest not acting like a fucking bitch by trying to sabotage someones car.
...as strongly voiced by blewmeanie.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: vandago]
#11211570 - 10/08/09 10:18 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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mix about 20 oz of glycerin with 6 oz of > %75 pure powdered calcium-hydrochlorite. Pour in quickly and run.
Anything over 90% pure should be adjusted for by creating a slow release device like a sobe bottle, duct tape and some hose.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: blewmeanie]
#11211576 - 10/08/09 10:19 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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blewmeanie said: I suggest not acting like a fucking bitch by trying to sabotage someones car.
i agree... how do i know you're not some fucking scumbag.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: blewmeanie]
#11211577 - 10/08/09 10:19 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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piss in it
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: blewmeanie]
#11211578 - 10/08/09 10:19 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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blewmeanie said: I suggest not acting like a fucking bitch by trying to sabotage someones car.
agree but just answering a question
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: ThePheonix]
#11211584 - 10/08/09 10:20 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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An lit mach...
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: Brainiac]
#11211591 - 10/08/09 10:21 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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OOooh, I don't mean to be a grammar nazi or something related, but AN lit match?
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: Chubba]
#11211593 - 10/08/09 10:21 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Just start pouring shit you find under your sink.
LOL I dunno, mixing household chemicals with large amounts of petrol without knowledge...
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: kechlesurf]
#11211607 - 10/08/09 10:24 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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I suggest not acting like a fucking bitch by trying to sabotage someones car.
I wasn't asking for a lesson in morality was I? I asked a simple question. So.....
Anyone else have any ideas?
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: ThePheonix]
#11211611 - 10/08/09 10:25 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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How about gas.....
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: ThePheonix]
#11211614 - 10/08/09 10:26 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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ThePheonix said: Sugar doesn't dissolve in gasoline. It just settles to the bottom of the tank, wont make it past the fuel filter.
Jello sounds feasible, I'm still thinking diesel fuel. Maybe flour?
yes, that's why I suggested confectionery sugar, because while it won't dissolve, it will stay mixed relatively well. Then again, there is the fuel filter, I hadn't thought of that.
If you have some rubbing alcohol or dry gas, see if sugar will dissolve into that. I don't know if it will or not, but if it does, that should easily mix with the fuel and be drawn into the fuel line.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: Salomon]
#11211617 - 10/08/09 10:26 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Salomon said: piss in it
i pissed in a random van that was in front of my ex's house
i wonder how much more gas they had
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: ThePheonix]
#11211649 - 10/08/09 10:30 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: ThePheonix]
#11211746 - 10/08/09 10:39 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Why are you asking? Cars tend to be peoples only means of commuting, so im gessing sabotage/revenge.
But im still curious.
Water is a good option.
While gas will float on water, most if not all fuel intakes are on the bottom of the gas tank.
A hydrolocked car is basically screwed.
Small amount of sugar water, is also doable.
The sugar should remain in solution in the water, and if there is just enough water to alow the car to run but not stall, you can cause some damage, foul plugs, ect.
Deisel will burn in a car if there is gas in the tank.
If only deisel is in the tank...im not to sure.
diesel is basically kerosine.
Oil will burn too, the car will just smoke like a bitch
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Why are you asking? Cars tend to be peoples only means of commuting, so im gessing sabotage/revenge.
But im still curious.
Yes both sabotage and revenge. But it has to be good. I wanna pour something in there that will permanently fuck the engine. This person deserves it, she tried to start a fight with my girl and punched her in the face, my girl is 8 and a half months pregnant. She couldn't even fight back because of the baby.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: blewmeanie]
#11211814 - 10/08/09 10:48 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: ThePheonix]
#11211835 - 10/08/09 10:49 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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in that case, a lit rag would do nicely.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: ThePheonix]
#11211840 - 10/08/09 10:50 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Why are you asking? Cars tend to be peoples only means of commuting, so im gessing sabotage/revenge.
But im still curious.
my girl is 8 and a half months pregnant. She couldn't even fight back because of the baby.
Damn, she started young.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: ThePheonix]
#11211860 - 10/08/09 10:53 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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You couldnt have walked away or let the police deal with it? I would just drop it instead of risking getting arrested when you have a child on the way. Get your head out of your ass.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: Psy Baba]
#11211896 - 10/08/09 10:58 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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You couldnt have walked away or let the police deal with it? I would just drop it instead of risking getting arrested when you have a child on the way. Get your head out of your ass.
I have never and will never call the fucking faggot police for anything. And no, she don't walk away, neither do I. But so u know the girl attacked her when she was climbing the front steps to our house. And it wont be forgotten. I think I am being reasonable by not beating her ass myself. Shes lucky its only the car, her job, and her house I'm gonna take revenge on.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: ThePheonix]
#11211929 - 10/08/09 11:03 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lets get a background story on this morsel of white trashy goodness?
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: ThePheonix]
#11211973 - 10/08/09 11:11 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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How about the stuff they put in diapers....
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: Deity208]
#11211990 - 10/08/09 11:14 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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My brother was dating a nigger, when they broke up she sent her brother to my brothers house to kick his ass. My brother is not a fighter and maybe 135lbs soaking wet. I happened to be there and I AM a fighter, and I'm 6 feet tall 230lbs. As soon as I saw the guy pull up outside and get out of his car I went out there and beat him like the toad he is. Then a week later my brothers ex girl shows up at our house with this big ass butch lesbian chick who attacks my girl when she's coming home from the doctor. My girl took this extremely hard because she is a seasoned kickboxer and brazillian jiu jitsu fighter like me. So my girl feels like she wasn't able to defend herself like she would when she wasn't pregnant. All she felt safe doing was covering up while the girl swung on her, she could barely walk she is so far along.
So here we are, ready to make someone sorry for what they did.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: ThePheonix]
#11212018 - 10/08/09 11:19 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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hey man, I think rubbing alcohol will dissolve sugar. Once dissolved, that ought to do the trick.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: mofo]
#11212031 - 10/08/09 11:20 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'll try that, if it doesn't work I'll try something else. What about glue?
I have condidered trying some ruse to get her in my house and letting my dog on her, but I don't want my dog in trouble and I don't think she will come here.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: ThePheonix]
#11212041 - 10/08/09 11:21 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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man thats a mess, good luck lol
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: ThePheonix]
#11212121 - 10/08/09 11:34 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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You sir are as classy as they come.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: blewmeanie]
#11212138 - 10/08/09 11:36 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Thanks buddy!! I knew you would come around..
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: ThePheonix]
#11212142 - 10/08/09 11:37 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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be a nice guy and put some gas in the gas tank
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: blewmeanie]
#11212159 - 10/08/09 11:40 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Maybe those Styrofoam peanuts.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: ThePheonix]
#11212224 - 10/08/09 11:52 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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ok there i a reason tehy say that people have a lil sugar in their tanks. that reason is that if you were to put a lil sugar in their tank, it will fuck their engine very thouroughly. This works because sugar as we know is a very easy substance to dissolve in water. with this said it also dissolves in gasoline very well(molecules of gasolene move more freely then molecules of water at room temperature due to its highly combustible nature). so once the sugar is added the viscosity of the fluid(gas) will dissolve the sugar. now all tha tis needded is a lil heat and the byproduct you have is a syrupy, sticky mess. trust me my friend, I speak from experience. a lil sugar in the tank goes a long way!
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styrofoam will also work really well.
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SmittysPawnShop said: ok there i a reason tehy say that people have a lil sugar in their tanks. that reason is that if you were to put a lil sugar in their tank, it will fuck their engine very thouroughly. This works because sugar as we know is a very easy substance to dissolve in water. with this said it also dissolves in gasoline very well(molecules of gasolene move more freely then molecules of water at room temperature due to its highly combustible nature). so once the sugar is added the viscosity of the fluid(gas) will dissolve the sugar. now all tha tis needded is a lil heat and the byproduct you have is a syrupy, sticky mess. trust me my friend, I speak from experience. a lil sugar in the tank goes a long way!
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: rodfarva]
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rodfarva said: mix about 20 oz of glycerin with 6 oz of > %75 pure powdered calcium-hydrochlorite. Pour in quickly and run.
Anything over 90% pure should be adjusted for by creating a slow release device like a sobe bottle, duct tape and some hose.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: ThePheonix]
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Forget the gas tank, put sand in the crank case (oil filler hole).
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: ThePheonix]
#11212930 - 10/09/09 02:27 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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A gallon of liquid LSD. The car will trip ballz.
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AlteredAgain said: A gallon of liquid LSD. The car will trip ballz.
But to the OP, you dont think she will know it was you who fucked with her car/home/job? If you are concerned about your girl then maybe you shouldn't get her more beaten up by taking revenge on someone who has already shown that they are willing to punch your girl in the face for nothing. Maybe you should take a week and calm down. I would rather just let it drop and not have my"8 month pregnant" give birth to a dead child. Maybe start acting like the dad you are going to soon be. Also, if you are a fighter like you claim you are don't they teach you any discipline? Sorry if this is harsh but you sure do act like a hot headed person that needs to learn disipline. Love Triptonic.
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I like that.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: MrBump]
#11213029 - 10/09/09 02:53 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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herf a derf
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: niteowl]
#11213319 - 10/09/09 04:37 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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SmittysPawnShop said: ok there i a reason tehy say that people have a lil sugar in their tanks. that reason is that if you were to put a lil sugar in their tank, it will fuck their engine very thouroughly. This works because sugar as we know is a very easy substance to dissolve in water. with this said it also dissolves in gasoline very well(molecules of gasolene move more freely then molecules of water at room temperature due to its highly combustible nature). so once the sugar is added the viscosity of the fluid(gas) will dissolve the sugar. now all tha tis needded is a lil heat and the byproduct you have is a syrupy, sticky mess. trust me my friend, I speak from experience. a lil sugar in the tank goes a long way!
You are wrong
You are both wrong, viscosity has nothing to do with dissolution. Snope is wrong on so many levels. A study from a college professor, to find out how much sugar dissolves in gas with a centrifuge. Scientifically he should have put sugar in a gas tank and seen if the fuggin car stopped.
So many contradictions on the snopes page, and i quote "even though sugar will not reach the engine in syrup or solid state, it can clog the fuel filter or fuel injectors, a circumstance which would stop the car"
Yesterday at work I looked, injectors are sticking out the top of the goddamn motors, like they have since the first fuel injected motor, over 100 years ago.
To sum all this up, anything foreign in a gas tank will fuck it up, sugar works because even though as snopes said less than a tsp. per 15 gallons, sugar will dissolve just enough, and unlike sand is small enough to make it past the strainer, past the fuel filter, into the injectors which are around 250 F, here the sugar caramelizes into a solid mass. And then if its still running (sugar takes time) you fill the tank again. Also, your fuel pump pumps in a loop, up to the fuel rail at the injectors, then it is forced into a smaller tube all the way back to the fuel tank, this is where you produce the backpressure in the fuel rail. In essence the gas in your tank is pumped to the engine multiple times during the course of running your tank down. All the fuel cycles through the motor and back to the tank several times before it actually leaves the injector.
If it makes it past the injectors it will burn intake valves, this however would only happen with a carbeurated auto as the holes in the jets are larger, carb isnt 250 deg. so sugar has no chance to "coke" until it reaches the first "hot" point at the lip of the intake valve just as it opens and closes. Also most carb fuel "lift cycles" have no return to the tank. It goes f. pump straight to carb at about 16 pounds per sq. versus 40-75 in gas injected, 200-400 psi in a diesel injector.
I wont go into fuel pressure regulators, fouled plugs, stuck rods and lifters, all caused by common sugar.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: stedenko]
#11213457 - 10/09/09 06:14 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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super glue in the door locks
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: CosmicFool]
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^^^^ Works great ^^^^
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: Hanky]
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: P-O]
#11213558 - 10/09/09 07:01 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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What's so hard to understand?
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: Hanky]
#11214208 - 10/09/09 09:53 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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But to the OP, you dont think she will know it was you who fucked with her car/home/job? If you are concerned about your girl then maybe you shouldn't get her more beaten up by taking revenge on someone who has already shown that they are willing to punch your girl in the face for nothing. Maybe you should take a week and calm down. I would rather just let it drop and not have my"8 month pregnant" give birth to a dead child. Maybe start acting like the dad you are going to soon be. Also, if you are a fighter like you claim you are don't they teach you any discipline? Sorry if this is harsh but you sure do act like a hot headed person that needs to learn disipline. Love Triptonic.
My girl is having the baby soon. And if it wasn't for her being knocked up, she would destroy that bitch without hesitation. And no, fuck discipline, if something I love is attacked, I fight back, no questions asked. And after she has the baby, she will find this girl walking the road, because I killed her car, and then she will beat the blackness off of her. Simple as that. Then any of her friends and brothers can come get the same if they want.
Don't tell me to grow up, it's not an option. We are both Baltimore, Born and Raised, No bitches here.
I'm gonna go with 2 five pound bags of sugar and foam peanuts. I'll use a funnel for the sugar, and hold the plate open with a screwdriver to add the Foam peanuts. I'll do it at about 3 in the morning, no witnesses, no proof, no problem. But the real revenge will come after my baby is born, so my girl can beat her down herself.
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ThirdEyeOpening said: Why are you asking? Cars tend to be peoples only means of commuting, so im gessing sabotage/revenge.
But im still curious.
Water is a good option.
While gas will float on water, most if not all fuel intakes are on the bottom of the gas tank.
A hydrolocked car is basically screwed.
Small amount of sugar water, is also doable.
The sugar should remain in solution in the water, and if there is just enough water to alow the car to run but not stall, you can cause some damage, foul plugs, ect.
Deisel will burn in a car if there is gas in the tank.
If only deisel is in the tank...im not to sure.
diesel is basically kerosine.
Oil will burn too, the car will just smoke like a bitch
Kerosene/diesel will burn in a car. You can drive a car off diesel/kerosene. However shitty it runs, it will run.
Steal their sparkplugs, take the pins out of their tires
and yeah just run a garden hose into the fuel tank and fill 'er up
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: Hanky]
#11214244 - 10/09/09 09:58 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hanky said: Forget the gas tank, put sand in the crank case (oil filler hole).
Also Hanky you are evil.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: Mchaggis]
#11214291 - 10/09/09 10:06 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Mchaggis said: Kerosene/diesel will burn in a car. You can drive a car off diesel/kerosene. However shitty it runs, it will run.
diesel has a high flash point and low auto ignition point, it also has a higher viscosity than gasoline so it's less likely to even make it through the injectors meaning... car wont run
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: ThePheonix]
#11214356 - 10/09/09 10:23 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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But to the OP, you dont think she will know it was you who fucked with her car/home/job? If you are concerned about your girl then maybe you shouldn't get her more beaten up by taking revenge on someone who has already shown that they are willing to punch your girl in the face for nothing. Maybe you should take a week and calm down. I would rather just let it drop and not have my"8 month pregnant" give birth to a dead child. Maybe start acting like the dad you are going to soon be. Also, if you are a fighter like you claim you are don't they teach you any discipline? Sorry if this is harsh but you sure do act like a hot headed person that needs to learn disipline. Love Triptonic.
My girl is having the baby soon. And if it wasn't for her being knocked up, she would destroy that bitch without hesitation. And no, fuck discipline, if something I love is attacked, I fight back, no questions asked. And after she has the baby, she will find this girl walking the road, because I killed her car, and then she will beat the blackness off of her. Simple as that. Then any of her friends and brothers can come get the same if they want.
Don't tell me to grow up, it's not an option. We are both Baltimore, Born and Raised, No bitches here.
I'm gonna go with 2 five pound bags of sugar and foam peanuts. I'll use a funnel for the sugar, and hold the plate open with a screwdriver to add the Foam peanuts. I'll do it at about 3 in the morning, no witnesses, no proof, no problem. But the real revenge will come after my baby is born, so my girl can beat her down herself.
I'd say that you were a complete fucking idiot but this is the pub so I'll just say that you're a bit silly.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: Prisoner#1]
#11214360 - 10/09/09 10:24 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Mchaggis said: Kerosene/diesel will burn in a car. You can drive a car off diesel/kerosene. However shitty it runs, it will run.
diesel has a high flash point and low auto ignition point, it also has a higher viscosity than gasoline so it's less likely to even make it through the injectors meaning... car wont run
LOL, I missed this. No a gasoline engine will not run on diesel.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: ThePheonix] 1
#11214484 - 10/09/09 10:48 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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do whatever you end up choosing to fuck up the engine and then steal her tires then she'll buy the tires and have them put on just to find out the whole things fucked
sorry if that's not a good idea i'm high
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: shadyy]
#11214514 - 10/09/09 10:54 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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I say pour some cement powder in.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: MrBump]
#11214536 - 10/09/09 10:58 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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1. Fucking up someone else's car is gay 2. I don't know about other cars, but my gas lid locks when I lock my car.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: Neuron]
#11214632 - 10/09/09 11:15 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Neuron said: 1. Fucking up someone else's car is gay 2. I don't know about other cars, but my gas lid locks when I lock my car.
you can also get caps with locks on them, for those who don't know
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: ThePheonix]
#11214800 - 10/09/09 11:47 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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ThePheonix said: So we know that sugar won't fuck up a car engine. Anybody have any good ideas of something to add to the tank to make the car useless. So far the best thing I can thing of is Diesel Fuel.
Any suggestions?
Hopefully you get caught and get your ass kicked.
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Some of you guys are losers. Stop telling me how fucked up it is to do this. I don't give a shit, and it will get done. I just want to make sure I do enough damage.
I like the one about taking the tires and fucking the engine.
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Hopefully you get caught and get your ass kicked.
LOL, doubt it, but I guess there's a first time for everything.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: shadyy]
#11217983 - 10/09/09 09:51 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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shadyy said: do whatever you end up choosing to fuck up the engine and then steal her tires then she'll buy the tires and have them put on just to find out the whole things fucked
sorry if that's not a good idea i'm high
Lol, I like that idea.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: tokingnome]
#11218066 - 10/09/09 10:06 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ping pong balls can clog the shit out of a tank once it gets low enough.
Maybe light it on fire first might do something that way too.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: blewmeanie]
#22549257 - 11/19/15 09:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Maybe it's not someone else's car that is being sabotaged.maybe its mine and the insurance and a warranty And i want them to buy me a new engine. This one has over 150k mile AnD needs to be replaced. I figures it out bubba.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: palace high]
#22549478 - 11/19/15 10:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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palace high said: Maybe it's not someone else's car that is being sabotaged.maybe its mine and the insurance and a warranty And i want them to buy me a new engine. This one has over 150k mile AnD needs to be replaced. I figures it out bubba.
OP, is that you?
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: Morgenstern]
#22549485 - 11/19/15 10:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Odd thread question. And even odder that it was bumped from the grave after being dormant for 6 years.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: Morgenstern]
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: Morgenstern]
#22549493 - 11/19/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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palace high said: Maybe it's not someone else's car that is being sabotaged.maybe its mine and the insurance and a warranty And i want them to buy me a new engine. This one has over 150k mile AnD needs to be replaced. I figures it out bubba.
OP, is that you?
Lmfao you know what, I think it is OP.
After 6 years of tinkering OP finally figured it out. Looks like he forgot his old password though
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: Nifflerz]
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: Adden] 1
#22549579 - 11/19/15 11:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can't believe I just read this whole thread without realizing it was 6 years ago.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: Achillita]
#22549844 - 11/20/15 12:55 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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pour in some milk
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: Salomon]
#22549879 - 11/20/15 01:15 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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best is bleach
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: Gotlib]
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Am I the only one that's heard of mothballs in the gas tank?
Also I wander what water would do?
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: Anahata] 3
#22550849 - 11/20/15 10:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I wonder if anyone has considered just putting gas in the gas tank
I mean that's the way to fuck with someone's head, they parked it on empty and then the tank is suddenly full
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22551008 - 11/20/15 10:40 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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If I really wanted to fuck someone over I would just put cement powder in there. I bet that would work pretty fuckin well. I would assume it would mix with the gas in there and harden
I knew a kid who actually put a molotov cocktail in someones car one time and blew it up. Don't remember what it was over but it definitely had something to do with drug money. It's funny because the kid looks like such a normal chill dude but he'll fuck your shit up
I'm pretty sure some kids robbed him and circled him when he was all alone and my buddy was just like "Ok, you sure you guys want to do this? Alright". He was real calm and was like Ok see you later. Then he blew up this kids car and beat the shit out of him later and got his money back
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said: I wonder if anyone has considered just putting gas in the gas tank
I mean that's the way to fuck with someone's head, they parked it on empty and then the tank is suddenly full
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: ThePheonix]
#22552225 - 11/20/15 03:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I stick this in my tank.
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: RobZombie68]
#22552239 - 11/20/15 03:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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You're a cutie aren't you?
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Re: Things to put in gas tank [Re: The Moose]
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RobZombie68 said: I stick this in my tank.
hate to break it to you but that's an exhaust pipe not a gas tank
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