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BDKHouston
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doesnt it suck to get stampeded...

#11205203 - 10/08/09 01:11 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

lol so i went out tonight to go shrooming at my "sweet spot" field and the damn farmer didnt put his bulls/cows up like he usually does. so im walkin around and get to the honey hole spot (a small pond in the field that shrooms love to grow around) and im picking a patch i see growing when i hear a distinct moo (angry bull) i look up and i see bulls/cows coming at me fast so i take off running, bust my ass, fucked my knee up, and barely made it out lol

only came out with 3 shrooms when i coulda had 30+ around that pond :frown:

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blazenn
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Re: doesnt it suck to get stampeded...

[Re: BDKHouston]
#11205212 - 10/08/09 01:13 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

haha im sry for the inconvienence but that is a hilarious story.

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pwnasaurus
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Re: doesnt it suck to get stampeded...

[Re: BDKHouston]
#11205214 - 10/08/09 01:13 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Shit dude, sounds like a really unfortunate situation.

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themostpurple
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Re: doesnt it suck to get stampeded...

[Re: pwnasaurus]
#11205237 - 10/08/09 01:18 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

LOL thats funny, one time a bull chased me and my friends around and we ran up a steep hill and left, but we got the mushies 1st :P

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BDKHouston
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Re: doesnt it suck to get stampeded...

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#11205262 - 10/08/09 01:22 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

lol yea thats happened to me and my friends too, we had to hop in a tree to get away and sit there til they left, but this time i was an army of one and no trees to climb on :sad:

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Prisoner#1
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Re: doesnt it suck to get stampeded...

[Re: BDKHouston]
#11205287 - 10/08/09 01:28 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

most of the time they're associating people with feed

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shadyy
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Re: doesnt it suck to get stampeded...

[Re: BDKHouston]
#11205295 - 10/08/09 01:29 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

you got owned by cows and bulls

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FractalDust
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Re: doesnt it suck to get stampeded...

[Re: BDKHouston]
#11205311 - 10/08/09 01:34 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

You gotta go back man. Do it tonight before the sun comes up then report back. I know you can pull it off, go get those shrooms!

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blewmeanie

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Re: doesnt it suck to get stampeded...

[Re: BDKHouston]
#11205409 - 10/08/09 02:01 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Those cows probably worked really hard on that grow and here you are trying to swoop in and snatch up all there treasure. :nonono:

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BDKHouston
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Re: doesnt it suck to get stampeded...

[Re: Prisoner#1]
#11206188 - 10/08/09 07:30 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
most of the time they're associating people with feed

lol yea and i was their feed

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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: doesnt it suck to get stampeded...

[Re: BDKHouston]
#11206197 - 10/08/09 07:35 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

generally with cattle, all you have to do is wave your arms, yell at them and clap, and they should get startled and run the other way.

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MoralCrux
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Re: doesnt it suck to get stampeded...

[Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#11207159 - 10/08/09 11:26 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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tiny_rabid_birds said:
generally with cattle, all you have to do is wave your arms, yell at them and clap, and they should get startled and run the other way.

That usually works for cows, but bulls will stampede your ass and gore you. I live in a rural area and someone died in a nearby cow field, he was trespassing for some reason and got killed by a bull.

Also: First post, hi guys!

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Neuron
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Re: doesnt it suck to get stampeded...

[Re: MoralCrux]
#11207173 - 10/08/09 11:28 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

lol, I love running from stampedes- it's a fucking rush.

I've only done it once though, on my aunt's farm in canada :P. 30 cows, and 3 bulls.

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