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OfflineGastronomicus
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Adventures in buying cigarettes
    #11205127 - 10/08/09 02:56 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

So here I am, setting out on a fine little midnight stroll to buy me a pack a smokes when I hear a loud commotion coming from across the street. What do I find but two girls, who don't look a day over 15, stumbling down the street. One of them is much more sober then the other and is practically carrying her friend who is mumbling a lot of gibberish but occasionally snippets such as "he's going to rape me" or "he's with the cops" can be made out. I walk in the same direction as them on the other side of the street until the really drunk one falls over. Feeling rather civic, I go ask if everything is alright. Clearly it's not.

The lucid one tells me that they're trying to get to Cook street, which is about a mile from where we are now. I give her my phone so she can call her friend who's supposed to be looking for them. She fails miserably in giving him directions so I try calling back but the dude's phone is busy. Not wanting them to walk the whole way themselves, as this involves crossing a major boulevard and the drunker of the two is literally falling over. Struck me as a dangerous proposition to say the least.

So I decide to give them a ride. Now here's the crazy bit. I drive one block, taking me right by the spot where I found these two miscreants and there is a cop just creeping. I come to the intersection where the cop is, my side has a stop sign so I stop, his side does not but he is also stopped. I flip on my turn signal and he drives off and I head on my way. I look in my rear view mirror to see the cop I just passed driving away and there's another one just a block down. Seems like they were combing the blocks looking for these two. I get them to the destination with no problem, the really drunk one tries to leave with my coat so I have to hop out and get it back from her and that's the last I saw of them.

So I get back to the business of buying smokes after the diversion. When I get to the 7-11 what do I see but a fucking blockade of 3 cruisers taking up a whole street. Shit was bizarre to say the least. But they didn't bug me and I made it home just fine to tell you lovely folks.


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Re: Adventures in buying cigarettes [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #11205141 - 10/08/09 02:59 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Strange indeed.


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Re: Adventures in buying cigarettes [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #11205143 - 10/08/09 03:00 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

cops r swarmin


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Re: Adventures in buying cigarettes [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #11205146 - 10/08/09 03:00 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Unless you god some jailbait ass there was no upside to that situation to be named as an advantage.


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Re: Adventures in buying cigarettes [Re: Coaster]
    #11205155 - 10/08/09 03:01 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You're a good dude!  I'm sure they were extremely happy for the drive.


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Re: Adventures in buying cigarettes [Re: DeathCompany]
    #11205158 - 10/08/09 03:02 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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DeathCompany said:
Unless you god some jailbait ass there was no upside to that situation to be named as an advantage.




The only cute one was the one who was constantly in danger of splitting her head open on the asphalt. She was wearing a Rockies jersey :thumbup:

But really, it was advantageous in that I went from bored to mildly bemused.


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Re: Adventures in buying cigarettes [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #11205594 - 10/08/09 05:02 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Gastronomicus said:
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DeathCompany said:
Unless you god some jailbait ass there was no upside to that situation to be named as an advantage.




The only cute one was the one who was constantly in danger of splitting her head open on the asphalt. She was wearing a Rockies jersey :thumbup:

But really, it was advantageous in that I went from bored to mildly bemused.





LOL I read "advantages" to smoking cigs and realized what you really said on the way to 7 11 to get smokes when I thought about it a bit.:lol: I'm dumb.


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Re: Adventures in buying cigarettes [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #11205890 - 10/08/09 07:39 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You didn't rape them?

Fail dude, fail.


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Re: Adventures in buying cigarettes [Re: DeathCompany]
    #11205909 - 10/08/09 07:44 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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LOL I read "advantages" to smoking cigs and realized what you really said on the way to 7 11 to get smokes when I thought about it a bit.:lol: I'm dumb.




:lolz0rz:


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Re: Adventures in buying cigarettes [Re: nice1]
    #11205912 - 10/08/09 07:46 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

so they went to your house to get your car and then got in the car

you must look like a really trustworthy dude


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Re: Adventures in buying cigarettes [Re: HaRo On KoRn]
    #11206048 - 10/08/09 08:29 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Next thing you know, your license plate and car description is going to wind up on a damn Amber Alert.


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Re: Adventures in buying cigarettes [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #11206089 - 10/08/09 08:45 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Next thing you know, your license plate and car description is going to wind up on a damn Amber Alert.




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Re: Adventures in buying cigarettes [Re: nice1]
    #11206104 - 10/08/09 08:50 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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You didn't rape them?

Fail dude, fail.





dude, the girls were probably the rapists, why else would the
cops have been looking for them, it was their turn after all


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Re: Adventures in buying cigarettes [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #11206114 - 10/08/09 08:53 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Adventures in buying cigarettes [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #11206122 - 10/08/09 08:55 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl2:


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Re: Adventures in buying cigarettes [Re: HaRo On KoRn]
    #11206201 - 10/08/09 09:36 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

you should have sparked some sort of a predatory courtship with these two young ladies.


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Re: Adventures in buying cigarettes [Re: Deltron3030]
    #11206247 - 10/08/09 09:51 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:mattz:


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Re: Adventures in buying cigarettes [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #11208185 - 10/08/09 04:05 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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Gastronomicus said:









:lol:

This.


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