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help ive procratinated!!!! i need a childrens story
    #11204335 - 10/07/09 10:43 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

that i can find online and memorize to recite  tommorow around 230...


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Re: help ive procratinated!!!! i need a childrens story [Re: spiralingmind]
    #11204361 - 10/07/09 10:46 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Sounds like a scam, my friend.
Were you supposed to write one for school?
It's going to be a hell of a lot harder to find a random story and then expect to MEMORIZE it by tomorrow, as opposed to just writing your own story. (if thats the assignment)

If not, google a dr suess book.


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Re: help ive procratinated!!!! i need a childrens story [Re: upinthetrees]
    #11204373 - 10/07/09 10:47 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

fairy tales of the brothers grimm dude.  I just saved your ass.  Get an awesome fairy tale from that book.

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Re: help ive procratinated!!!! i need a childrens story [Re: PreparationH]
    #11204382 - 10/07/09 10:48 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

here http://www.umich.edu/~umfandsf/other/ebooks/Grimm/

choose one, they're all good.

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Re: help ive procratinated!!!! i need a childrens story [Re: PreparationH]
    #11204443 - 10/07/09 10:57 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

thank you! any other suggestions would be greatly appriciated. no its for a public speaking class which i sleep through everyday then just realized i present tommorow UGH.. we just need to preform a story thats already written


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Re: help ive procratinated!!!! i need a childrens story [Re: spiralingmind]
    #11204466 - 10/07/09 11:00 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

You could tell a fictional childrens story about taking lsd at disneyland.


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Re: help ive procratinated!!!! i need a childrens story [Re: upinthetrees]
    #11204485 - 10/07/09 11:02 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

use the link I sent you, choose the most violent fairy tale too, easier to remember.  Many modern day fairy tales came from that book.  Today's tales are watered down though, read some of those and you wo't believe parents told their children these things!

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Re: help I've procrastinated!!!! i need a children's story [Re: upinthetrees]
    #11204572 - 10/07/09 11:13 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

".... and then, all the princesses faces melted away and suddenly realized the Disney enterprise isn't magical at all, but corrupt!"

THE END

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