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Newbie
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I hate stupid people [drivers] and want them to die.
#11200164 - 10/07/09 12:02 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm coming home from work today and there's one of those arrows way up ahead in the left lane warning to get over, and traffic is almost at a dead stop. Seeing this I preemptively create about a 100ft long gap in the right lane so about 20 cars could fit in if they have to. NOBODY FUCKING CHANGES LANES. I'm waving my arm like get over already and nobody utilizes this gift I created for them. We're about 10ft in front of the arrow now, it's clearly visible to all and still, nobody uses this huge gap to merge over and they fuck this whole operation up. Why are people so fucking retarded?
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I AM SWIM
doin' thangs



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Re: I hate stupid people [drivers] and want them to die. [Re: Newbie]
#11200441 - 10/07/09 12:49 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah everytime I drive, I at all the 's
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Gumby
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Re: I hate stupid people [drivers] and want them to die. [Re: I AM SWIM]
#11200454 - 10/07/09 12:51 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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I know what you mean. I don't understand why merging and driving in the rain is the hardest fucking thing for NYC area drivers to comprehend. If it's raining and you have to merge... multi-car pile up.
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Incompl
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Re: I hate stupid people [drivers] and want them to die. [Re: I AM SWIM]
#11200458 - 10/07/09 12:52 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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I hate it when you're at a 4-way stop and you wave for the person who got there at the same time you did to go before you and they wave their hand back like "No, I insist, you first."
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druqs
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Re: I hate stupid people [drivers] and want them to die. [Re: Incompl]
#11200492 - 10/07/09 12:57 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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gud job we aint got flying cars, then it would give idiots a whole new dimension to drive horribly in.
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Hanky
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Loc: Great Southern Land.
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Re: I hate stupid people [drivers] and want them to die. [Re: Gumby]
#11200515 - 10/07/09 01:00 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Gumby said: I know what you mean. I don't understand why merging and driving in the rain is the hardest fucking thing for NYC area drivers to comprehend. If it's raining and you have to merge... multi-car pile up.
People are like that in a lot of places, some exceptions I have incountered are most of southern and eastern europe and saome asian countries, people drive like lunatice but have purpose and know exactly what they're doing in those countries, it works beautifully as long as you too are agressive.
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batheinthefountain
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Re: I hate stupid people [drivers] and want them to die. [Re: I AM SWIM]
#11200615 - 10/07/09 01:15 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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I AM SWIM said: Yeah everytime I drive, I at all the 's
signed
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claraclairvoyant
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Re: I hate stupid people [drivers] and want them to die. [Re: Newbie]
#11201040 - 10/07/09 02:33 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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I hate stupid drivers too but I try not to get too frustrated. I passed someone on the highway the other day that was holding their cell phone over the wheel, texting.
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Re: I hate stupid people [drivers] and want them to die. [Re: claraclairvoyant]
#11203026 - 10/07/09 07:44 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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One thing that really pisses me off are the people that can't navigate 3 or 4 way stops. It drives me fucking nuts.
Like they get at the intersection 5 seconds before you do. Then when you finally get there and wait for them to go, they just stay stopped trying to figure out who gets to go. Then when you get pissed and wave your arm for them to go, they give you one of those waves like "thank you for letting me go first," when really it was their turn to go in the first place.
Or the complete opposite of that. When you get to the stop sign first, a car coming the other way gets there 5 seconds after you, doesn't stop and just keeps driving through like it was their turn to go first. Then when you stop your car half-way through the intersection so you don't hit them cause you already started going through, they give you a look like "your an idiot, do you know how to drive?"
Fucking tools.
It happened to me the other day twice.
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Chubba
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Re: I hate stupid people [drivers] and want them to die. [Re: Newbie]
#11203063 - 10/07/09 07:49 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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FUCK I HATE PEOPLE THAT CANT MERGE ONTO THE HIGHWAY/FREEWAY!!!
It's like fucking hell, the speed limit is 100km/hr on the highway, when you merge all cars will be going 100km/hr... got it? Not hard to understand.
Now you have nearly 500m on a lead in/merging lane, SPEED THE FUCK UP!!! Why the fuck are you trying to merge into 100km/hr traffic at 60km/hr? Are you fucking stupid?
Ok now you have come to the end of the merging lane, everyone on the highway has slowed down to 60km/hr, THEN YOU HIT THE FUCKING BRAKES??? Why the fuck would you brake when merging onto a highway, now the cars on the highway slam on the brakes and it drags down to 40km/hr.
Then the person merges, like mentioned above, they give the "thank you for letting me in" wave... NO YOU FUCKWIT! If you just drove at 100km/hr in the first place, you would have slotted in at full speed.
GOD DAMN, WHY CAN NO CUNT MERGE~!
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gzuf
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Re: I hate stupid people [drivers] and want them to die. [Re: x Ju x]
#11203103 - 10/07/09 07:56 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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I saw a New Jersey driver turn the wrong way on a one way highway the other week.
The other day a big spider landed on my steering wheel then crawled on to my hand, causing me to swerve. If I do fuck up driving, I always think about what I'd say if I saw someone else do the same. "Fucking retarded fucker!" But since it's me I just wonder how many other people just called me a poetic combination of swear words.
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desiretoheal
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Re: I hate stupid people [drivers] and want them to die. [Re: Chubba]
#11203151 - 10/07/09 08:03 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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I could write an entire book on how horrible my mother driver. She drives practically everyday for over a decade now and she still drives like driver in training. I always lose my cool when I am a passenger in her car. She nearly drove into a bicyclist and always seems to be in two lanes at once. She cleans the dust off her dashboard with her hand all the time while she is driving too.
some people should just stay off the road
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desiretoheal
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Re: I hate stupid people [drivers] and want them to die. [Re: gzuf]
#11203175 - 10/07/09 08:07 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
gzuf said: I saw a New Jersey driver turn the wrong way on a one way highway the other week.
The other day a big spider landed on my steering wheel then crawled on to my hand, causing me to swerve. If I do fuck up driving, I always think about what I'd say if I saw someone else do the same. "Fucking retarded fucker!" But since it's me I just wonder how many other people just called me a poetic combination of swear words.
haha, man a fucking wasp was buzzing by my face in the summer of '08 while on a cruise and it freaked me out! I practically became paralyzed and just kept driving but it flew away rather quickly
-------------------- If there were no rewards to reap,No loving embrace to see me through This tedious path I've chosen here,I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out. If there were no desire to heal The damaged and broken met along This tedious path I've chosen hereI certainly would've walked away by now. And I still may ... (sigh) ... I still may.Be patient. I must keep reminding myself of this.
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Chubba
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Re: I hate stupid people [drivers] and want them to die. [Re: desiretoheal]
#11203192 - 10/07/09 08:10 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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I tend to get a bee in my car once a year or so.
Really freaks me out, especially if I'm on the highway and can't pull over.
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claraclairvoyant
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Re: I hate stupid people [drivers] and want them to die. [Re: Chubba]
#11203753 - 10/07/09 09:22 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Chubba said: I tend to get a bee in my car once a year or so.
Really freaks me out, especially if I'm on the highway and can't pull over.
This has happened to me 3 times in the past two weeks. Wtf?
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