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Pass marijuana drug test
    #11199819 - 10/07/09 01:03 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Hey all, I recently was hired by a small company. Part of there procedure is to drug test all their new employees. I only smoke marijuana and I'm pretty sure they are going to urine test me. I only have a couple more days to put it off, but am trying to find out as much as possible before i do it. I'm wondering specifically what the risks associated with flushing are aswell as the "quickfix" method with someone elses urine.


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Re: Pass marijuana drug test [Re: burtonRebel]
    #11199853 - 10/07/09 01:09 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

get caught with someone elses urine and its auto fail. no risks associated with flushing, except healthy benefits. everyone should flush once a month in my opinion. when is the last time you smoked? how much body fat do you have? and are you a heavy smoker?


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Re: Pass marijuana drug test [Re: burtonRebel]
    #11199906 - 10/07/09 01:18 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

listen, man. You need to find out exactly when the test is gonna happen.
A couple days before, start taking a creatine supplement. Normal Dose.
4 hours before the test, drink 8oz of water. 1/2 hour later, drink another 8oz. 1/2 hour later, another 8oz.
At this point you're 3 hours before the test. You should be pissing. Drink another 8+ oz of water over the course of the next hour.  NOW, 2 hrs before test,  take some b-12 vitamins. This will turn your diluted piss into a rich yellow color. Keep drinking water.
In total you should piss at least 4 times in the 4 hours prior to the test. Make sure you take one yellow piss(after the b vitamin) but before you go to take the test.
Your pee will be too diluted to detect weed, hopefully.
The creatine helps the test register as NOT diluted, the b-vitamin makes yo pee yellow & natural looking.
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Re: Pass marijuana drug test [Re: upinthetrees]
    #11199964 - 10/07/09 01:29 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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listen, man. You need to find out exactly when the test is gonna happen.
A couple days before, start taking a creatine supplement. Normal Dose.
4 hours before the test, drink 8oz of water. 1/2 hour later, drink another 8oz. 1/2 hour later, another 8oz.
At this point you're 3 hours before the test. You should be pissing. Drink another 8+ oz of water over the course of the next hour.  NOW, 2 hrs before test,  take some b-12 vitamins. This will turn your diluted piss into a rich yellow color. Keep drinking water.
In total you should piss at least 4 times in the 4 hours prior to the test. Make sure you take one yellow piss(after the b vitamin) but before you go to take the test.
Your pee will be too diluted to detect weed, hopefully.
The creatine helps the test register as NOT diluted, the b-vitamin makes yo pee yellow & natural looking.
best of luck.




Oh, and when you take the creatine supplement, get it from a GNC, and make sure you get "Creatine Ethyl Ester," not creatine monophosphate.

Monophosphate is the most common kind, but ethyl ester is readily available at any GNC. Most stores that have workout stuff should have ethyl ester.

The reason you want ethyl ester over monophosphate is because Ethyl Ester is much more quickly converted to creatinine, which is what they test for in your urine to see if you're diluting. You're going to want to take 7.5-10 grams of this stuff, split into two doses, morning and night up til the date of your test. And yes, take the B vitamins, they help with color and may ensure that you're not auto-failed.


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Re: Pass marijuana drug test [Re: supernovasky]
    #11199971 - 10/07/09 01:29 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

By the way, B-2 is the vitamin that makes your pee yellowest. Get your adequate supply of that.


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Re: Pass marijuana drug test [Re: myco_mikey_mo]
    #11199975 - 10/07/09 01:30 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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get caught with someone elses urine and its auto fail. no risks associated with flushing, except healthy benefits. everyone should flush once a month in my opinion. when is the last time you smoked? how much body fat do you have? and are you a heavy smoker?




I smoked this morning, and I consider myself an everyday user who smokes multiple times a day. Last time I calculated my body fat was at the gym on a small scale. I was 2 percent, I'm skinny.


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Re: Pass marijuana drug test [Re: burtonRebel]
    #11199985 - 10/07/09 01:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Holy shit, 2%? doubtful man. I'd kill for 8% body fat, and I work out a lot. 3.5% is minimum, I think. Still, if you're super skinny, you can probably flush fast. How soon do you need to take this test?


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Re: Pass marijuana drug test [Re: upinthetrees]
    #11200007 - 10/07/09 01:36 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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upinthetrees said:
listen, man. You need to find out exactly when the test is gonna happen.
A couple days before, start taking a creatine supplement. Normal Dose.
4 hours before the test, drink 8oz of water. 1/2 hour later, drink another 8oz. 1/2 hour later, another 8oz.
At this point you're 3 hours before the test. You should be pissing. Drink another 8+ oz of water over the course of the next hour.  NOW, 2 hrs before test,  take some b-12 vitamins. This will turn your diluted piss into a rich yellow color. Keep drinking water.
In total you should piss at least 4 times in the 4 hours prior to the test. Make sure you take one yellow piss(after the b vitamin) but before you go to take the test.
Your pee will be too diluted to detect weed, hopefully.
The creatine helps the test register as NOT diluted, the b-vitamin makes yo pee yellow & natural looking.
best of luck.




wow, thank you that's very detailed. Im going to take care of this today as the test is either Thursday or Friday. I guess it's implicit that I should stop smoking during the time I'm taking the supplements and drinking water. :frown:


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Re: Pass marijuana drug test [Re: supernovasky]
    #11200034 - 10/07/09 01:41 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Holy shit, 2%? doubtful man. I'd kill for 8% body fat, and I work out a lot. 3.5% is minimum, I think. Still, if you're super skinny, you can probably flush fast. How soon do you need to take this test?




well, he gave me the drug test paper on Friday, and that's when I filled out the background check. I told him I would be busy until weds, so I'll prob do it thursday orfriday to avoid suspision. I'm over 6 feet tall but like 135 pounds


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Re: Pass marijuana drug test [Re: burtonRebel]
    #11200038 - 10/07/09 01:42 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

time to work your ass off....!!! sweat sweat..drink drink..b complex, and lots of fiber...you want it coming out your piss and feces/ antioxidants and a xl detox drink to be a lil more assured. and pray for the best!


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Re: Pass marijuana drug test [Re: nowwhoutthink]
    #11200063 - 10/07/09 01:46 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Something else that wasn't mentioned above, and most places that do tests tell you to do this anyway, but always take the middle of your stream.  Generally the first 1/4 or so has most of the toxins which includes THC metabolites.  I have a similar body build to you and you should be OK.


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Re: Pass marijuana drug test [Re: burtonRebel]
    #11200112 - 10/07/09 01:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I've been calling different gnc's in the area and they don't sell isolated creotine ethyl ester. It seems as if they have other things in them aswell. Any suggestions on brand? One guy mentioned it was in powder form.


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Re: Pass marijuana drug test [Re: burtonRebel]
    #11200188 - 10/07/09 02:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Why do people always put themselves in this situation?

:facepalm:

It's not hard to quit smoking for awhile if you're looking for a job.


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Re: Pass marijuana drug test [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #11200236 - 10/07/09 02:15 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah I kind of feel like a jackass


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Re: Pass marijuana drug test [Re: burtonRebel]
    #11200264 - 10/07/09 02:20 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I just think it's easier.

Why stress yourself out anymore then you have to, ya know?


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Re: Pass marijuana drug test [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #11200277 - 10/07/09 02:22 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

lotsa water tek


if you're piss is clear, you're in the clear


if it comes back diluted it'll be another week before they test you again


people act like drug tests can smell your clothes and see into your past or something....


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Re: Pass marijuana drug test [Re: burtonRebel]
    #11200399 - 10/07/09 02:43 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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get caught with someone elses urine and its auto fail. no risks associated with flushing, except healthy benefits. everyone should flush once a month in my opinion. when is the last time you smoked? how much body fat do you have? and are you a heavy smoker?




I smoked this morning, and I consider myself an everyday user who smokes multiple times a day. Last time I calculated my body fat was at the gym on a small scale. I was 2 percent, I'm skinny.




two percent is death. i'm skinny and at 12%. but you need to drink a lot of water and exercise a lot. cranberry pills help too


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Re: Pass marijuana drug test [Re: myco_mikey_mo]
    #11200700 - 10/07/09 03:31 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

check online for powdered stuff.....my uncles friends tried it a few times.


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Re: Pass marijuana drug test [Re: nowwhoutthink]
    #11201128 - 10/07/09 04:48 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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lotsa water tek


if you're piss is clear, you're in the clear


if it comes back diluted it'll be another week before they test you again


people act like drug tests can smell your clothes and see into your past or something....



not true, ive faild dt's with crystal clear piss. Drink lots of anything that will make you piss like crazy. Beer and coke are particularly good for this.


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Re: Pass marijuana drug test [Re: Psilo_Subliminal]
    #11201379 - 10/07/09 05:35 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

drink a full gallon of water in 20 minutes, no more. piss a time or two before the test, then test. you will be clean. done it a few times when i was younger.:thumbup:


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