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Offlinedesiretoheal
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my peehole got swabbed today
    #11197970 - 10/07/09 01:53 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

just checkin for chlamydia is all! I told my doc about some penile and testicular discomfort and asked me if I wanted to get tested. I said "yeah why not?" and then he proceeded to stick a thin swab into my meatus while twisting in around.

All I can say was "MOTHERFUUUUUCK!!!!"

not fun, not fun..I shall get results within a few days


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If there were no rewards to reap,No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out.
If there were no desire to heal The damaged and broken met along
This tedious path I've chosen hereI certainly would've walked away by now.
And I still may ... (sigh) ... I still may.Be patient.
I must keep reminding myself of this.


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Re: my peehole got swabbed today [Re: desiretoheal]
    #11197979 - 10/07/09 01:54 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Stop fuckin whores is all i can say.

And maybe wear a hat


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Re: my peehole got swabbed today [Re: Aircooled]
    #11197984 - 10/07/09 01:55 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i don't think I could handle that.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: my peehole got swabbed today [Re: desiretoheal]
    #11197985 - 10/07/09 01:55 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Definitelt wrap it.The vaccine is not perfected yet! Just curious,did an RN nurse perform the duty,or an MD?


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Re: my peehole got swabbed today [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #11198021 - 10/07/09 02:01 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Been there, hurts like a mother fucker.


Hope it's clear for ya man.


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Re: my peehole got swabbed today [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #11198022 - 10/07/09 02:02 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

it was an MD.

Yeah I wont lie, I hardly wear a rain coat with my girlfriend. I haven't been with a different girl for some time now, but better to be sure. She has been getting some yeast infections or some shit.


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If there were no rewards to reap,No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out.
If there were no desire to heal The damaged and broken met along
This tedious path I've chosen hereI certainly would've walked away by now.
And I still may ... (sigh) ... I still may.Be patient.
I must keep reminding myself of this.


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Re: my peehole got swabbed today [Re: desiretoheal]
    #11198045 - 10/07/09 02:06 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

DUDE,wrap it.Too many STD's and the dreaded AIDS virus out there.Do not think you are not susceptible.I am clean but I had a scare once.Never again.


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Re: my peehole got swabbed today [Re: desiretoheal]
    #11198054 - 10/07/09 02:07 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

So your girl got the clap and gave it to you.

Alarm bells are ringin!!!!!!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hAAAAAAAAAAA

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sorry, im drunk as shit


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Re: my peehole got swabbed today [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #11198098 - 10/07/09 02:14 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I am clean of HIV/AIDS..I definitely would wrap it up if it was with a different girl. I know she doesn't fool around on me and we have been dating for over a year now. She also lives with me and she has been tested 2 weeks ago for HIV/AIDS and she is clean.

It's still a bit on the reckless side but i'm sure almost all of us have been guilty of this.


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If there were no rewards to reap,No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out.
If there were no desire to heal The damaged and broken met along
This tedious path I've chosen hereI certainly would've walked away by now.
And I still may ... (sigh) ... I still may.Be patient.
I must keep reminding myself of this.


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Re: my peehole got swabbed today [Re: desiretoheal]
    #11198106 - 10/07/09 02:15 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i remember back in sex ed classes

my teachers made it sound like you get an STD simply from touching a girl

sex ed is more flawed then DARE.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report


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Re: my peehole got swabbed today [Re: desiretoheal]
    #11198107 - 10/07/09 02:15 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i just had to dry blood....


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Re: my peehole got swabbed today [Re: desiretoheal]
    #11198127 - 10/07/09 02:18 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

desiretoheal said:
I am clean of HIV/AIDS..I definitely would wrap it up if it was with a different girl. I know she doesn't fool around on me and we have been dating for over a year now. She also lives with me and she has been tested 2 weeks ago for HIV/AIDS and she is clean.

It's still a bit on the reckless side but i'm sure almost all of us have been guilty of this.




HIV/AIDS ain't a clap test.

One of you is fuckin around on the other


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Re: my peehole got swabbed today [Re: nowwhoutthink]
    #11198130 - 10/07/09 02:19 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I don't understand how people who have HIV still have sex. I'd never feel comfortable doing that ever again knowing that there's a chance I could infect someone even with protection.


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Re: my peehole got swabbed today [Re: Aircooled]
    #11198131 - 10/07/09 02:20 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

always wrap that shit up...not worth the worry.

agree with you Invisibleblewmeanie ...but hey...what can we do. as long as they are truthful


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Re: my peehole got swabbed today [Re: blewmeanie]
    #11198133 - 10/07/09 02:20 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Antibiotics will be your best friends for the next couple of weeks.


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Re: my peehole got swabbed today [Re: Aircooled]
    #11198161 - 10/07/09 02:28 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

desiretoheal said:
I am clean of HIV/AIDS..I definitely would wrap it up if it was with a different girl. I know she doesn't fool around on me and we have been dating for over a year now. She also lives with me and she has been tested 2 weeks ago for HIV/AIDS and she is clean.

It's still a bit on the reckless side but i'm sure almost all of us have been guilty of this.




HIV/AIDS ain't a clap test.

One of you is fuckin around on the other




i never said it was, I was replying to Tyrannicalrex.


also why would you think one of us have gonorrhea? that's just a blatant accusation!!! :crankey:


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If there were no rewards to reap,No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out.
If there were no desire to heal The damaged and broken met along
This tedious path I've chosen hereI certainly would've walked away by now.
And I still may ... (sigh) ... I still may.Be patient.
I must keep reminding myself of this.


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Re: my peehole got swabbed today [Re: desiretoheal]
    #11198176 - 10/07/09 02:36 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Meh?

It's still apparent that one of you isnt faithfull.

You dont  just come down with an std out of the blu


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Re: my peehole got swabbed today [Re: desiretoheal]
    #11198193 - 10/07/09 02:40 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

desiretoheal said:
I am clean of HIV/AIDS..I definitely would wrap it up if it was with a different girl. I know she doesn't fool around on me and we have been dating for over a year now. She also lives with me and she has been tested 2 weeks ago for HIV/AIDS and she is clean.

It's still a bit on the reckless side but I'm sure almost all of us have been guilty of this.




True,but it is like Russian roulette these days.It is always better to play it safe until you are 1oo% sure,and you better be damn sure.This would include testing every 3-6 months for both.This is just the right thing to do if you have unsafe sex at all.It is a sad thing to have come to this.Hopefully the new vaccine that is in development will save millions from having to suffer from this terrible disease.HPV might be on the way out also,good news there as well.


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Re: my peehole got swabbed today [Re: Aircooled]
    #11198211 - 10/07/09 02:44 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Meh?

It's still apparent that one of you isnt faithfull.

You dont  just come down with an std out of the blu





no STD's confirmed yet. just checking to be safe. if I did get an STD than I shall have a talk with the lady


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If there were no rewards to reap,No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out.
If there were no desire to heal The damaged and broken met along
This tedious path I've chosen hereI certainly would've walked away by now.
And I still may ... (sigh) ... I still may.Be patient.
I must keep reminding myself of this.


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Re: my peehole got swabbed today [Re: desiretoheal]
    #11198237 - 10/07/09 02:53 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

for sure right


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