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I have a great idea
    #11194435 - 10/06/09 03:12 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

so tonight i have a class at 7pm, i have it once a week and it's boring. the guy doesnt speak english well and rambles. the class is 3 hours long and ends at 10. everyweek i dread going to this class cause it drags on.

so i have a plan!

a plan that costs me $5

i will stop off at the abc store and grab 2 or 3 of those little one shot dollar-a-pop mini bottles of vodka. then i will stop off for a fountain drink and put the perfect amount of ice and sprite in it. i will get to school and add the extra ingredient in the car. then i will not take a sip UNTIL he opens the lecture.

with a little luck i should get drousy enough to pass out in the first hour

wish me luck!

OHHH and i should bring a slice of lemon. hell i'l bring some mint leaves too.

I am moon_glue, and I am a problem-solver.

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Re: I have a great idea [Re: moon_glue]
    #11194444 - 10/06/09 03:13 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

cheap vodka is k3y


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Re: I have a great idea [Re: moon_glue]
    #11194452 - 10/06/09 03:14 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

That idea certainly sounds like its worth the $5 investment.


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Re: I have a great idea [Re: moon_glue]
    #11194456 - 10/06/09 03:15 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

best idea ever!


..hope thats the response you wanted.

i just lied..so shoot me.

wait i take it back, dont shoot me. we all know how that worked out for Lennon.


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Re: I have a great idea [Re: thoughts]
    #11194472 - 10/06/09 03:18 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

No.. the best idea would be to save the $5 and not bother showing up to the class.


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Re: I have a great idea [Re: moon_glue]
    #11194491 - 10/06/09 03:21 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

why can't you just not go?

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Re: I have a great idea [Re: gENERIX]
    #11194505 - 10/06/09 03:22 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

yes..that sounds better.

or maybe get drunk enough to take over the teachers position and make the class way more interesting.:smirk:

if he can ramble on so should you.


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Re: I have a great idea [Re: thoughts]
    #11194547 - 10/06/09 03:27 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

eat 2grams of shrooms every hour.

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Re: I have a great idea [Re: druqs]
    #11194745 - 10/06/09 03:51 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

because im paying alot of money for the class, i think i should be there. even if i sleep through parts of it or zone out through parts of it, i can still take enough notes to know what to study and what not to study on the next exam.

because im a good student. it's a curse.

besides, i have nothign else to do this evening.

well i'm headed out.

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Re: I have a great idea [Re: moon_glue]
    #11194750 - 10/06/09 03:52 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

and this way i feel like im making the most of my drinking time!

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Re: I have a great idea [Re: druqs]
    #11194765 - 10/06/09 03:54 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Better idea...  Bring a fifth, and 2 sodas, 2 shot glasses...  Give the extra soda and shot glass to whoever you sit next too, I dont care if you know them or not.  Tell that person you all are playing a drinking game, and then play it.  Its college, your neighbor will be game to play.  You will drink to Key words in the class, students coughing/sneezing/asking questions, people leaving class for some reason, things like that.  You know the class better than me, so you make the rules.  When the soda runs out start pouring shots.  Depending on how big the class is, you could easily get away with it.  If all goes as planned, you will be fucked by the end of class.


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Re: I have a great idea [Re: moon_glue]
    #11194792 - 10/06/09 03:59 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

moon_glue said:
because im paying alot of money for the class, i think i should be there. even if i sleep through parts of it or zone out through parts of it, i can still take enough notes to know what to study and what not to study on the next exam.

because im a good student. it's a curse.

besides, i have nothign else to do this evening.

well i'm headed out.




Nah, you're not a good student. A good student sits in his/her seat for the whole fucking 3 hours, and suffers miserably. Making the last day of class a total victory.


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Re: I have a great idea [Re: Neuron]
    #11195196 - 10/06/09 05:00 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

did it work !


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Re: I have a great idea [Re: FoURtWeNTy420]
    #11195207 - 10/06/09 05:02 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Class is till 10 he said, I think.


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Re: I have a great idea [Re: FoURtWeNTy420]
    #11195612 - 10/06/09 06:00 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

FoURtWeNTy420 said:
did it work !




fourtwenty420, you sound really smart, did they make you a mod yet?


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