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Who knows a girl that claimed to have masturbated to images of jesus christ?
    #11192769 - 10/06/09 12:35 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I know one girl from high school who told our group of friends she got off once to jesus christ, I thought it was HISTERICAL.  I completely forgot about this fact until I saw layouln's post.

Anyone else?

...did anyone jerk off to mary!?

this topic is funny and will probably offend some people, sucks for you.


Edited by PreparationH (10/06/09 12:37 PM)


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Re: Who knows a girl that claimed to have masturbated to images of jesus christ? [Re: PreparationH]
    #11192777 - 10/06/09 12:37 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

haha thats pretty funny.
Messed up people!


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Re: Who knows a girl that claimed to have masturbated to images of jesus christ? [Re: upinthetrees]
    #11192791 - 10/06/09 12:39 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

this conversation occurred when we were at my other friends house rolling a dutch on jesus' face because he used our morality text book as his rolling surface. so rolling blunts on his face and talking about masturbating with him in mind, jesus saves.


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Re: Who knows a girl that claimed to have masturbated to images of jesus christ? [Re: PreparationH]
    #11192819 - 10/06/09 12:44 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

ah yes he saves us all


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Re: Who knows a girl that claimed to have masturbated to images of jesus christ? [Re: upinthetrees]
    #11192832 - 10/06/09 12:47 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Especially some girls ...


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Re: Who knows a girl that claimed to have masturbated to images of jesus christ? [Re: insmell]
    #11192836 - 10/06/09 12:48 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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Especially some girls ...



lol.


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Re: Who knows a girl that claimed to have masturbated to images of jesus christ? [Re: PreparationH]
    #11192840 - 10/06/09 12:48 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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PreparationH said:
this topic is funny and will probably offend some people, sucks for you.





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Re: Who knows a girl that claimed to have masturbated to images of jesus christ? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #11192844 - 10/06/09 12:49 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

PreparationH said:
this topic is funny and will probably offend some people, sucks for you.





:banbanban:



it's a touchy subject, it's what I expect from you god fearing christians.


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Re: Who knows a girl that claimed to have masturbated to images of jesus christ? [Re: PreparationH]
    #11192847 - 10/06/09 12:50 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

and btw, I put myself into the ban lottery the other day, if I'm banned how long am I gone for?


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Re: Who knows a girl that claimed to have masturbated to images of jesus christ? [Re: PreparationH]
    #11192852 - 10/06/09 12:50 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

The mother of my love child use to masterbate with a virgin mary statue. I think she was just being evil or something. She let me watch. :crazy2:


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Re: Who knows a girl that claimed to have masturbated to images of jesus christ? [Re: Kada]
    #11192859 - 10/06/09 12:52 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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The mother of my love child use to masterbate with a virgin mary statue. I think she was just being evil or something. She let me watch. :crazy2:



dude I would love to hook her up with audio/video shit and record her confessional visit, how the priest would react to that would be pure entertainment.


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Re: Who knows a girl that claimed to have masturbated to images of jesus christ? [Re: PreparationH]
    #11192868 - 10/06/09 12:52 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

"ooooooh    jesus!"  LOL!


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Re: Who knows a girl that claimed to have masturbated to images of jesus christ? [Re: PreparationH]
    #11192874 - 10/06/09 12:53 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

:rofl2:


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"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.



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Re: Who knows a girl that claimed to have masturbated to images of jesus christ? [Re: Kada]
    #11196006 - 10/06/09 09:06 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

at night all the weirdo's come out, who of you know someone who has mastubated with or to a religious figure?


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Re: Who knows a girl that claimed to have masturbated to images of jesus christ? [Re: PreparationH]
    #11196022 - 10/06/09 09:09 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Religion masturbates to me.


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Re: Who knows a girl that claimed to have masturbated to images of jesus christ? [Re: meatcakeman]
    #11196040 - 10/06/09 09:12 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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Religion masturbates to me.



I'm going to start saying this now. thank you.


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Re: Who knows a girl that claimed to have masturbated to images of jesus christ? [Re: PreparationH]
    #11196076 - 10/06/09 09:16 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

baby jesus butt plug


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Re: Who knows a girl that claimed to have masturbated to images of jesus christ? [Re: Taco Chef]
    #11196221 - 10/06/09 09:39 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I would like to ask Jesus how he feels about this. Probably pretty god damn good.



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Re: Who knows a girl that claimed to have masturbated to images of jesus christ? [Re: gzuf]
    #11196237 - 10/06/09 09:41 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

hate not the playa, hate the game lol.

You think this is enough to send me to hell for? lol.


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Re: Who knows a girl that claimed to have masturbated to images of jesus christ? [Re: PreparationH]
    #11196310 - 10/06/09 09:56 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

should be hate not thy playa, hate thy game.

simple things.


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