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InvisibleOrgoneConclusion
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How to choose a god
    #11189887 - 10/05/09 08:28 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I think the only fair way is to let them slug it out in The Octagon; 5 five minute rounds. The overall winner gets my worship.

Two matches I am very excited about:

Zeus vs. Thor

and

Beelzebub vs. Cthulhu.


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Re: How to choose a god [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #11189909 - 10/05/09 08:31 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

the arena is empty....

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Re: How to choose a god [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #11189917 - 10/05/09 08:32 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Is that all you look for in a god?  Brute strength?  What about wisdom, mercy, or sex appeal?


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Re: How to choose a god [Re: joemolloy]
    #11189984 - 10/05/09 08:42 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

How would you choose from the plethora of deities? Mensa test?


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Re: How to choose a god [Re: joemolloy]
    #11189985 - 10/05/09 08:42 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I quite like Batman. Does he count?


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Re: How to choose a god [Re: learningtofly]
    #11190487 - 10/05/09 09:44 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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learningtofly said:
I quite like Batman. Does he count?




compared to other gods?
yes.
just as real.
hell, might as well throw Santa clause and the Easter bunny.

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Re: How to choose a god [Re: elementswrath]
    #11190683 - 10/05/09 10:15 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

yeah but i saw batman on TV. i've never seen god.. oh wait nvm morgan freeman.


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Re: How to choose a god [Re: learningtofly]
    #11190747 - 10/05/09 10:25 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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learningtofly said:
yeah but i saw batman on TV. i've never seen god.. oh wait nvm morgan freeman.




if i had to choose between what to worship it's gotta be the sun.
unlike god, you can see it.
it also provides life and joy on earth.

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Re: How to choose a god [Re: elementswrath]
    #11190753 - 10/05/09 10:27 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

god made the sun :facepalm:


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Re: How to choose a god [Re: learningtofly]
    #11190836 - 10/05/09 10:40 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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learningtofly said:
god made the sun :facepalm:




you can worship things other than gods you know.

other than that.
haven't you heard gods creating other gods?

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Re: How to choose a god [Re: elementswrath]
    #11190886 - 10/05/09 10:49 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

More and more I get the impression that the Native religions were designed just for these sorts of arguments. An emphasis on what is, what is visible, and its incredible effect on us.


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Re: How to choose a god [Re: elementswrath]
    #11190893 - 10/05/09 10:51 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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elementswrath said:
Quote:

learningtofly said:
god made the sun :facepalm:




you can worship things other than gods you know.

other than that.
haven't you heard gods creating other gods?




impossible! :goose:


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Re: How to choose a god [Re: Kickle]
    #11190907 - 10/05/09 10:54 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Kickle said:
More and more I get the impression that the Native religions were designed just for these sorts of arguments. An emphasis on what is, what is visible, and its incredible effect on us.




totally.
not all things visible indicate existence,
but the effect it has on us does.

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Re: How to choose a god [Re: learningtofly]
    #11190926 - 10/05/09 10:57 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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learningtofly said:
Quote:

elementswrath said:
Quote:

learningtofly said:
god made the sun :facepalm:




you can worship things other than gods you know.

other than that.
haven't you heard gods creating other gods?




impossible! :goose:




look up roman, Egyptian and Indian theology.
but in all honestly...god may be real, but not the shit you read from books or what people tell you.

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Re: How to choose a god [Re: elementswrath]
    #11190949 - 10/05/09 11:02 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

sarcasm brah


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Re: How to choose a god [Re: learningtofly]
    #11190963 - 10/05/09 11:04 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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sarcasm brah




i know, just wanted to say more.

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Re: How to choose a god [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #11190965 - 10/05/09 11:04 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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OrgoneConclusion said:
I think the only fair way is to let them slug it out in The Octagon; 5 five minute rounds. The overall winner gets my worship.

Two matches I am very excited about:

Zeus vs. Thor

and

Beelzebub vs. Cthulhu.





thunderdome style or battle royale?


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Re: How to choose a god [Re: learningtofly]
    #11191432 - 10/06/09 01:24 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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learningtofly said:
god made the sun :facepalm:




more importantly god made John Constantine.  :bow2:


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Re: How to choose a god [Re: figmentfragment]
    #11192825 - 10/06/09 10:45 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I think that we should chose our gods by getting them to live in an isolated environment that is under surveilence 24 hours a day. By watching the gods interact in carefully organised scenarios, the audience can decide which gods they like and which ones they do not like. If particular gods are pwning then they get bonus worship


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Re: How to choose a god [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #11193303 - 10/06/09 12:11 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I'll be selling Joe Rogan bobble heads that when wound up go into long drawn out explanations of the DMT experience and isolation chambers.:thumbup:

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