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OrgoneConclusion
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Green prayer cloth will make you rich!
#11189753 - 10/05/09 08:10 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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The Green Prosperity Prayer Hankie Will Make You RICH!
The good Lord blessed me with insomnia the other night, and I found myself in a mystical land of cable tv concrete abs commercials, herbal body purification and male enhancement infomercials, and inspiring multi-millionaires kind enough to share their secrets of making millions in real estate with no-money down. And then came the moment the Lord had called me to late night cable television to behold: Reverend Don Stewart and his “Green Prosperity Prayer Cloth.” I quickly grabbed a crayon and scrawled his website address onto my niece’s coloring book page.
Today, I filled out my request form at donstewarttv.com. Now I can’t sleep, wondering what blessings are coming my way. Will I get the lucky financial inheritance of $14,000? A new car at no cost of money to me? Will God cancel my mortgage debt? Will he unshake a baby for me… or give me 6 back child support checks and 6 more…?
Even nonbelievers can’t argue with the actual results in these actual testimonials:
Dear Rev. Stewart, After I got the Green Prayer Cloth, I carried it with me daily and prayed that God would bless my finances. I RECEIVED A FINANCIAL INHERITANCE OF $14,000.00! Praise God! Cornelius H.
Dear Don, I thank God for blessing me with a New Car! Mary H., Florida
Dear Don, When I received your handkerchief prayer cloth, I went by your instructions. Then, I received a check in the mail for FIVE THOUSAND, THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY SIX DOLLARS…. God bless you, Pastor Don! You are my Pastor. Bessie B. Florida
Dear Don, I want to thank God for blessing me with $20,000.00 that I asked for with my Green Prosperity Prayer Cloth. He blessed my family and me with a bigger home. He saved my husband…. I want to thank you, Don Stewart. God bless you, your family and your ministry. Tiffany G. Darby, PA
Dear Rev. Stewart, God is God! When I got the very first letter from you, I believed what you said and obeyed it. You said God wants me to be set free from my debts. I followed your instructions and sowed a seed to break the debt. I sowed $13.00 on a $4,000.00 debt and GOD CANCELLED MY $4,000.00 MORTGAGE DEBT!!! Brenda G.
Dear Brother Stewart, GOD IS SO GOOD! Here are the blessings He’s given me since I used your Green Prosperity Prayer Cloth. 1. My 3 month old grand niece was diagnosed with “shaken baby syndrome.” I placed the Green Cloth you sent me over her picture…Doctors say all signs of the syndrome are gone now! It’s unusual to have a recovery like that! 2. My 34 year old daughter said I had offended her and she didn’t talk to me for 1½ years. OUT OF THE BLUE, she brought her twin two year old daughters to my home and I visited with them! 3. All my needs are met on time and in order! Barbara W. Holbrook, MA
I RECEIVED $2,500.00 TO HELP PAY BILLS. DEBRA S., BALTIMORE MARYLAND
Dear Don, I am on Disability and money is hard to come by. …When I sent back my Green Prosperity Prayer Cloth to you I could only give an offering of $2.00, but I am doing much better. I was blessed with $885.00 that I did not expect. I am sending $88.00 as my tithes. Barbara A. Inglewood, CA
Dear Don: My son was very sick. We thought we were going to lose him any minute. I went to the hospital and laid the Green Prayer Cloth you sent me on him and prayed… and he got better. We are SO happy! Also, I got OVER A THOUSAND DOLLARS and I was able to pay some bills that I really needed to pay. I want to thank you and God for helping me. Daisy B.Hammond, Indiana
Dear Don Stewart, I sent you 3 offerings in 1 month. You and I were agreeing together for a car for me. About 1 week after I mailed the 3rd offering to you, I RECEIVED MY MIRACLE! I received a car at NO COST OF MONEY TO ME, only that I help others. Antonia R. Texas
Dear Don Stewart, The same day that I received a letter and prayer cloth from you, I had seen my bank account finally read $0.00 for all my accounts. I was totally broke…. I called the phone number you gave me in your letter and I heard the taped message… My dear friend, THE NEXT DAY, my current employer gave me a new, corporate position that DOUBLED my salary, plus I was given health benefits! Louis New York
Dear Don, I have to tell you that on the green prayer cloth you sent me some time ago, I wrote $1,000 as the amount I would need God to give me. Well, yesterday, we received an unexpected inheritance of $10,000.00! God MULTIPLIED the amount I asked for 10 TIMES! … Thanks so much! Paul Z. Saint Paul, MN
Dear Don, I’ve been corresponding with you for the last couple years. I was looking for a financial breakthrough. I received an unexpected money blessing of $1,200.00. God answered our prayers. Mini I. New York
Dear Don Stewart, My house was facing foreclosure. Then on 6-13-03 I received a green Prayer Cloth from you and was told to put it in my wallet or checkbook for one night only and return it to you for you to pray over. I did exactly what you said. The very same day I received money to pay my mortgage which was facing foreclosure….June P. Georgia
Dear Rev. Stewart, I received my Green Prayer Cloth back and I was praying for money for my phone bill and to buy my son some clothes because he had outgrown everything. Saturday, the phone was scheduled to be disconnected. I sent my son to the mailbox and THERE WERE 6 BACK CHILD SUPPORT CHECKS! On Monday, THERE WERE 6 MORE! I am praising God! Thank you for sending me my Point of Contact Green Prayer Cloth! Tracey S., Sacramento, CA
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joemolloy
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This is further proof of Jesus. The threads in PSP today are making a believer out of me.
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learningtofly
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Re: Green prayer cloth will make you rich! [Re: joemolloy]
#11189978 - 10/05/09 08:41 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Funny how the religion that preached that the way to live life was not solely for material possessions would be so hell bent on making money in any way possible.
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: Green prayer cloth will make you rich! [Re: learningtofly]
#11189995 - 10/05/09 08:44 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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And why are these 'non-profit' organizations so profitable?
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learningtofly
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Cuz there's a huge difference between what christians are supposed to and what they actually do.
Apparently the bible is not relevant to christianity.
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: Green prayer cloth will make you rich! [Re: learningtofly]
#11190042 - 10/05/09 08:50 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oh...
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learningtofly
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Hate to break it to you buddy, I know how you rested your entire conception of the world on that notion.
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deff
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Re: Green prayer cloth will make you rich! [Re: learningtofly]
#11190570 - 10/05/09 09:55 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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i've gotta get me one of those cloths
(that line was fun to write)
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: Green prayer cloth will make you rich! [Re: deff]
#11190602 - 10/05/09 10:01 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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You DO know what the pink prayer cloth will get you, right?
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deff
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i have a rainbow assortment of cloths
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: Green prayer cloth will make you rich! [Re: deff]
#11190624 - 10/05/09 10:05 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Can you do magic?
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elementswrath
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Quote:
OrgoneConclusion said: You DO know what the pink prayer cloth will get you, right?
protection from teh A.I.DS
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deff
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Quote:
OrgoneConclusion said:
Can you do magic?
i am magic
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learningtofly
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Re: Green prayer cloth will make you rich! [Re: deff]
#11190688 - 10/05/09 10:16 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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ur not real?
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