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How many of you lied about accepting Jesus into your heart when you were younger?
    #11190572 - 10/05/09 11:55 PM (8 years, 17 days ago)

when i was in middle school, my mom wouldnt stop bugging me about how i was going to burn in hell when i died, so i lied and told others that i "had received jesus"...later i was baptised and my mom stopped telling me that i was going to hell.

Anyone else?


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Re: How many of you lied about accepting Jesus into your heart when you were younger? [Re: LayYouIn]
    #11190587 - 10/05/09 11:58 PM (8 years, 17 days ago)

any impressionable adolescent who grew up in a christian household will most likely answer yes.

i was 8 fucking years old when i had it ramrodded down my throat.


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Re: How many of you lied about accepting Jesus into your heart when you were younger? [Re: LayYouIn]
    #11190590 - 10/05/09 11:59 PM (8 years, 17 days ago)

same here.
except it was a foster family.
all those precious days and years going to church and being a brainwashed good little boy.


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Re: How many of you lied about accepting Jesus into your heart when you were younger? [Re: elementswrath]
    #11190598 - 10/06/09 12:01 AM (8 years, 17 days ago)

i always fought it
i even went to church
and I WAS THE ONLY ONE IN THE ENTIRE CHURCH WHO DID NOT BOW DOWN
i was dumb tho i sat in the middle rofl
i felt so uncomfortable


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Re: How many of you lied about accepting Jesus into your heart when you were younger? [Re: Coaster]
    #11190615 - 10/06/09 12:04 AM (8 years, 17 days ago)

tell me about it.
i was in the church and always fell asleep.
the priest woke me up and everyone was staring at me,
it was awkward.


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Re: How many of you lied about accepting Jesus into your heart when you were younger? [Re: elementswrath]
    #11190619 - 10/06/09 12:05 AM (8 years, 17 days ago)

why do churchs have giant crusifixes in them with a bloody jesus
like wtf
thats so retarded

o he died 4 ur sins thats why we must look at something gruesome :wow:


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Re: How many of you lied about accepting Jesus into your heart when you were younger? [Re: Coaster]
    #11190652 - 10/06/09 12:10 AM (8 years, 17 days ago)

it's so hypocritical.
the bible said itself that you should have no idols of you're god.
and what are they blindly worshiping?
a hanged jew.


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Re: How many of you lied about accepting Jesus into your heart when you were younger? [Re: elementswrath]
    #11190697 - 10/06/09 12:17 AM (8 years, 17 days ago)

I didn't realize what it was until I was in highschool. It's such a show, the same act every weekend for bored humans who need a place to fit in, well they won't reject you, come on in, feel good, now let me tell you how to vote and where to spend your money.


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Re: How many of you lied about accepting Jesus into your heart when you were younger? [Re: LayYouIn]
    #11190783 - 10/06/09 12:31 AM (8 years, 17 days ago)

i lied to hook up with this girl. we went to a retreat by spring lake, michigan and then i got to make out n finger her followed by head.. but no pussy :shrug: i was still a virgin then too and i totally i was gettin laid...

fucking bitch

hey.. i was 15...

although i have received god from habitual spiritual use of freebase cocaine.

i love being warrrm.

we get high.offthat rock.


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Re: How many of you lied about accepting Jesus into your heart when you were younger? [Re: Original]
    #11190810 - 10/06/09 12:35 AM (8 years, 17 days ago)

Quote:

Original said:
i lied to hook up with this girl. we went to a retreat by spring lake, michigan and then i got to make out n finger her followed by head.. but no pussy :shrug: i was still a virgin then too and i totally i was gettin laid...

fucking bitch

hey.. i was 15...

although i have received god from habitual spiritual use of freebase cocaine.

i love being warrrm.

we get high.offthat rock.



This whole thing deserves a :highfive:


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Re: How many of you lied about accepting Jesus into your heart when you were younger? [Re: Original]
    #11190819 - 10/06/09 12:37 AM (8 years, 17 days ago)

i just accepted it so my grandma would shut up :smile:


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Re: How many of you lied about accepting Jesus into your heart when you were younger? [Re: LayYouIn]
    #11190853 - 10/06/09 12:44 AM (8 years, 17 days ago)

I did it, I was an honest to goodness Christian until about freshman year of HS.


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Re: How many of you lied about accepting Jesus into your heart when you were younger? [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #11191243 - 10/06/09 02:22 AM (8 years, 17 days ago)

I went to one of those "laid back" parishes. The ones that say like "well, of course everything in the bible is a metaphor and god is more of a universal force than a deity". the priest was a really nice guy and treated me nicely even though he knew I was an atheist and never participated in any of the ritualistic body gestures. He never tried to convert me or anything or tell me I was going to hell.

..needless to say he wasn't a very popular priest.


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Re: How many of you lied about accepting Jesus into your heart when you were younger? [Re: Envix]
    #11191274 - 10/06/09 02:33 AM (8 years, 17 days ago)

I've always questioned the legitity of religion. Both my mother and my father where never really religious, however my grandma is super catholic, and use to send us to catacism and sunday school and I was even baptized when I was like 8. However I never really accepted it. I just said I did to make my grandmother happy and get some free shit. A few years ago I talked to my grandma about this, and she said she didn't care. She just wanted me to do what made me happy, and if I was happy without 'Jesus' or some higher power in my life, then she was happy.

I'm thankful that I came from a pretty openminded and excepting family (well some of them anyways), cause I have friends who's family would (or have) disowned them for this shit.


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Re: How many of you lied about accepting Jesus into your heart when you were younger? [Re: Hellboy]
    #11191318 - 10/06/09 02:48 AM (8 years, 17 days ago)

no one preached to me when i was younger  :christ:

its all nonsense


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Re: How many of you lied about accepting Jesus into your heart when you were younger? [Re: 013akilper]
    #11191339 - 10/06/09 02:56 AM (8 years, 17 days ago)

My parents laughed at deluded Christians ever since I was a child.

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Re: How many of you lied about accepting Jesus into your heart when you were younger? [Re: 013akilper]
    #11191352 - 10/06/09 03:00 AM (8 years, 17 days ago)

Sure, I accepted Christ many times when I was younger, and once or twice when I was desperate to stop an incredibly bad trip.

Does that mean I'm covered? Can I pull a Martin Bryant and still be secure in the afterlife?


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Re: How many of you lied about accepting Jesus into your heart when you were younger? [Re: Envix]
    #11191399 - 10/06/09 03:13 AM (8 years, 17 days ago)

Quote:

Envix said:
..needless to say he wasn't a very popular priest.




isnt it strange how it works out that way....


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Re: How many of you lied about accepting Jesus into your heart when you were younger? [Re: LayYouIn]
    #11191403 - 10/06/09 03:15 AM (8 years, 17 days ago)

mom didn't force me on any religion, she wasn't religious evar! woo


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Re: How many of you lied about accepting Jesus into your heart when you were younger? [Re: themostpurple]
    #11191441 - 10/06/09 03:27 AM (8 years, 17 days ago)

my parents never gave a shit. my grandparents tried to drag me to church but i hated it. every since i was very young i always said what a bunch of bullshit


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