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Green prayer cloth will make you rich!
    #11189753 - 10/05/09 10:10 PM (8 years, 14 days ago)

The Green Prosperity Prayer Hankie Will Make You RICH!

The good Lord blessed me with insomnia the other night, and I found myself in a mystical land of cable tv concrete abs commercials, herbal body purification and male enhancement infomercials, and inspiring multi-millionaires kind enough to share their secrets of making millions in real estate with no-money down. And then came the moment the Lord had called me to late night cable television to behold: Reverend Don Stewart and his “Green Prosperity Prayer Cloth.” I quickly grabbed a crayon and scrawled his website address onto my niece’s coloring book page.

Today, I filled out my request form at donstewarttv.com. Now I can’t sleep, wondering what blessings are coming my way. Will I get the lucky financial inheritance of $14,000? A new car at no cost of money to me? Will God cancel my mortgage debt? Will he unshake a baby for me… or give me 6 back child support checks and 6 more…?

Even nonbelievers can’t argue with the actual results in these actual testimonials:

Dear Rev. Stewart, After I got the Green Prayer Cloth, I carried it with me daily and prayed that God would bless my finances. I RECEIVED A FINANCIAL INHERITANCE OF $14,000.00! Praise God! Cornelius H.

Dear Don, I thank God for blessing me with a New Car! Mary H., Florida

Dear Don, When I received your handkerchief prayer cloth, I went by your instructions. Then, I received a check in the mail for FIVE THOUSAND, THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY SIX DOLLARS…. God bless you, Pastor Don! You are my Pastor. Bessie B. Florida

Dear Don, I want to thank God for blessing me with $20,000.00 that I asked for with my Green Prosperity Prayer Cloth. He blessed my family and me with a bigger home. He saved my husband…. I want to thank you, Don Stewart. God bless you, your family and your ministry. Tiffany G. Darby, PA

Dear Rev. Stewart, God is God! When I got the very first letter from you, I believed what you said and obeyed it. You said God wants me to be set free from my debts. I followed your instructions and sowed a seed to break the debt. I sowed $13.00 on a $4,000.00 debt and GOD CANCELLED MY $4,000.00 MORTGAGE DEBT!!! Brenda G.

Dear Brother Stewart, GOD IS SO GOOD! Here are the blessings He’s given me since I used your Green Prosperity Prayer Cloth.
1. My 3 month old grand niece was diagnosed with “shaken baby syndrome.” I placed the Green Cloth you sent me over her picture…Doctors say all signs of the syndrome are gone now! It’s unusual to have a recovery like that!
2. My 34 year old daughter said I had offended her and she didn’t talk to me for 1½ years. OUT OF THE BLUE, she brought her twin two year old daughters to my home and I visited with them!
3. All my needs are met on time and in order!
Barbara W. Holbrook, MA

I RECEIVED $2,500.00 TO HELP PAY BILLS. DEBRA S., BALTIMORE MARYLAND

Dear Don, I am on Disability and money is hard to come by. …When I sent back my Green Prosperity Prayer Cloth to you I could only give an offering of $2.00, but I am doing much better. I was blessed with $885.00 that I did not expect. I am sending $88.00 as my tithes. Barbara A. Inglewood, CA

Dear Don: My son was very sick. We thought we were going to lose him any minute. I went to the hospital and laid the Green Prayer Cloth you sent me on him and prayed… and he got better. We are SO happy! Also, I got OVER A THOUSAND DOLLARS and I was able to pay some bills that I really needed to pay. I want to thank you and God for helping me. Daisy B.Hammond, Indiana

Dear Don Stewart, I sent you 3 offerings in 1 month. You and I were agreeing together for a car for me. About 1 week after I mailed the 3rd offering to you, I RECEIVED MY MIRACLE! I received a car at NO COST OF MONEY TO ME, only that I help others. Antonia R. Texas

Dear Don Stewart, The same day that I received a letter and prayer cloth from you, I had seen my bank account finally read $0.00 for all my accounts. I was totally broke…. I called the phone number you gave me in your letter and I heard the taped message… My dear friend, THE NEXT DAY, my current employer gave me a new, corporate position that DOUBLED my salary, plus I was given health benefits! Louis New York

Dear Don, I have to tell you that on the green prayer cloth you sent me some time ago, I wrote $1,000 as the amount I would need God to give me. Well, yesterday, we received an unexpected inheritance of $10,000.00! God MULTIPLIED the amount I asked for 10 TIMES! … Thanks so much! Paul Z. Saint Paul, MN

Dear Don, I’ve been corresponding with you for the last couple years. I was looking for a financial breakthrough. I received an unexpected money blessing of $1,200.00. God answered our prayers. Mini I. New York

Dear Don Stewart, My house was facing foreclosure. Then on 6-13-03 I received a green Prayer Cloth from you and was told to put it in my wallet or checkbook for one night only and return it to you for you to pray over. I did exactly what you said. The very same day I received money to pay my mortgage which was facing foreclosure….June P. Georgia

Dear Rev. Stewart, I received my Green Prayer Cloth back and I was praying for money for my phone bill and to buy my son some clothes because he had outgrown everything. Saturday, the phone was scheduled to be disconnected. I sent my son to the mailbox and THERE WERE 6 BACK CHILD SUPPORT CHECKS! On Monday, THERE WERE 6 MORE! I am praising God! Thank you for sending me my Point of Contact Green Prayer Cloth! Tracey S., Sacramento, CA


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Re: Green prayer cloth will make you rich! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #11189839 - 10/05/09 10:22 PM (8 years, 14 days ago)

This is further proof of Jesus.  The threads in PSP today are making a believer out of me.


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Re: Green prayer cloth will make you rich! [Re: joemolloy]
    #11189978 - 10/05/09 10:41 PM (8 years, 14 days ago)

Funny how the religion that preached that the way to live life was not solely for material possessions would be so hell bent on making money in any way possible.


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Re: Green prayer cloth will make you rich! [Re: learningtofly]
    #11189995 - 10/05/09 10:44 PM (8 years, 14 days ago)

And why are these 'non-profit' organizations so profitable?


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Re: Green prayer cloth will make you rich! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #11190010 - 10/05/09 10:46 PM (8 years, 14 days ago)

Cuz there's a huge difference between what christians are supposed to and what they actually do.

Apparently the bible is not relevant to christianity. :shrug:


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Re: Green prayer cloth will make you rich! [Re: learningtofly]
    #11190042 - 10/05/09 10:50 PM (8 years, 14 days ago)

Oh... :blush:


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Re: Green prayer cloth will make you rich! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #11190058 - 10/05/09 10:52 PM (8 years, 14 days ago)

Hate to break it to you buddy, I know how you rested your entire conception of the world on that notion.


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Re: Green prayer cloth will make you rich! [Re: learningtofly]
    #11190570 - 10/05/09 11:55 PM (8 years, 14 days ago)

i've gotta get me one of those cloths

(that line was fun to write) :smile:


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Re: Green prayer cloth will make you rich! [Re: deff]
    #11190602 - 10/06/09 12:01 AM (8 years, 14 days ago)

You DO know what the pink prayer cloth will get you, right?


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Re: Green prayer cloth will make you rich! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #11190610 - 10/06/09 12:03 AM (8 years, 14 days ago)

i have a rainbow assortment of cloths :smile:


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Re: Green prayer cloth will make you rich! [Re: deff]
    #11190624 - 10/06/09 12:05 AM (8 years, 14 days ago)



Can you do magic?


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Re: Green prayer cloth will make you rich! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #11190630 - 10/06/09 12:06 AM (8 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

OrgoneConclusion said:
You DO know what the pink prayer cloth will get you, right?




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Re: Green prayer cloth will make you rich! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #11190650 - 10/06/09 12:09 AM (8 years, 14 days ago)

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Can you do magic?




i am magic


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Re: Green prayer cloth will make you rich! [Re: deff]
    #11190688 - 10/06/09 12:16 AM (8 years, 14 days ago)

ur not real?


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