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OfflineAJ4U
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FUCKKKK MY THUMB NAILL AHHHH
    #11187505 - 10/05/09 04:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I FUCKING NAIL;ED IT WITH A SLUDGEHAMMER AT WORK TODAY ITS TOTAL BLACK.

NEED PAINKILLERS FUCKKK.

Should i drill a hole in the nail to relieve pressure or let it do its thing?


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Re: FUCKKKK MY THUMB NAILL AHHHH [Re: AJ4U]
    #11187531 - 10/05/09 04:55 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah... That sounds like a good idea...


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Re: FUCKKKK MY THUMB NAILL AHHHH [Re: AJ4U]
    #11187536 - 10/05/09 04:57 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i'd drill a hole.  i've done that before.  used a really sharp, pointy knife and very slowly twisted it back and forth on the nail.


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Re: FUCKKKK MY THUMB NAILL AHHHH [Re: Sellith]
    #11187541 - 10/05/09 04:58 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I slammed my index finger in a door and it swelled up huge. Half a bottle of whiskey, lots of ice, a needle and a lighter is what I used to make a hole in the nail. Relieving the pressure helped a ton. Just be sure to be sterile.


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Re: FUCKKKK MY THUMB NAILL AHHHH [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11187542 - 10/05/09 04:58 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

i vote for drilling the hole.


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Re: FUCKKKK MY THUMB NAILL AHHHH [Re: psilyguy]
    #11187551 - 10/05/09 04:59 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

...Could you film it though?

Please?


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Re: FUCKKKK MY THUMB NAILL AHHHH [Re: psilyguy]
    #11187556 - 10/05/09 05:00 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

My brother slammed his finger in the door and he also poked a hole it pours out. But after hejust had a black finger that didnt hurt until it healed.Also keep your finger str8 and not bent


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Re: FUCKKKK MY THUMB NAILL AHHHH [Re: Sellith]
    #11187562 - 10/05/09 05:01 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

VoidMasamune said:
...Could you film it though?

Please?



This is a great idea. Please film the hole drilling!


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Re: FUCKKKK MY THUMB NAILL AHHHH [Re: psilyguy]
    #11187584 - 10/05/09 05:05 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

+1 drilling hole.
really helps



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Re: FUCKKKK MY THUMB NAILL AHHHH [Re: Gumby]
    #11188476 - 10/05/09 07:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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I slammed my index finger in a door and it swelled up huge. Half a bottle of whiskey, lots of ice, a needle and a lighter is what I used to make a hole in the nail. Relieving the pressure helped a ton. Just be sure to be sterile.



Quote:

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I slammed my index finger in a door and it swelled up huge. Half a bottle of whiskey, lots of ice, a needle and a lighter is what I used to make a hole in the nail. Relieving the pressure helped a ton. Just be sure to be sterile.




So i should ice it first till numb then heat needle with lighter nd it should push righ through the nail, the pressure is so fucking bad


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Re: FUCKKKK MY THUMB NAILL AHHHH [Re: AJ4U]
    #11188532 - 10/05/09 07:12 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I would advise you to sterilize an actual drill bit if you have a very, very small one available then use your fingers to spin it and use that to relieve the pressure. That way you can create a hole in the nail without cauterizing anything or applying too much pressure. The idea is to drain the fluid so that, ideally, the nail will remain attached instead of falling off due to excessive swelling. Good luck. Soaking in water first will help... think about how your fingernails are when you get out of a bath.


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Re: FUCKKKK MY THUMB NAILL AHHHH [Re: elfamale]
    #11188597 - 10/05/09 07:18 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

no small drill bit, so needle is all i got, so do i heat the needle or not and try to use it while its hot


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Re: FUCKKKK MY THUMB NAILL AHHHH [Re: AJ4U]
    #11188619 - 10/05/09 07:21 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

pics?


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Re: FUCKKKK MY THUMB NAILL AHHHH [Re: Nuggetpouch]
    #11188648 - 10/05/09 07:24 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

soak it in ice water to reduce the swelling and numb it

duh


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Re: FUCKKKK MY THUMB NAILL AHHHH [Re: Mchaggis]
    #11188665 - 10/05/09 07:26 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Mchaggis said:
soak it in ice water to reduce the swelling and numb it

duh



that wont cure the pressure which is causing the most pain,

duh


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Re: FUCKKKK MY THUMB NAILL AHHHH [Re: AJ4U]
    #11188729 - 10/05/09 07:36 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

cold = more pressure
warm = less pressure

take a ../
        put it in the microwave


Edited by Envix (10/05/09 07:48 PM)


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Re: FUCKKKK MY THUMB NAILL AHHHH [Re: Envix]
    #11188794 - 10/05/09 07:45 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

take a sporeprint of your thumb?


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Re: FUCKKKK MY THUMB NAILL AHHHH [Re: Envix]
    #11188879 - 10/05/09 07:59 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Envix said:
cold = more pressure
warm = less pressure

take a ../
        put it in the microwave




Wrong. If you ice it the swelling will go down and that will relieve the pressure. It will also numb the area before he does his needle thing.

Don't forget the whiskey, it helps a lot with the pain. :lol:


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Re: FUCKKKK MY THUMB NAILL AHHHH [Re: Gumby]
    #11188902 - 10/05/09 08:03 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

This should have been taken care of a long time ago
1) soak thumb in warm water
2) prepare needle and grasping tool... I.e. grab needle with needle nosed pliers
3) sterilize needle by heating with flame and letting cool
4) Push through thumb nail

This should let the pooled up blood out. Losing nails sucks. It should also reduce pain.

The warm water will hurt.

Then sporeprint the thumb. rofl, good luck, hope it stays attached.


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Re: FUCKKKK MY THUMB NAILL AHHHH [Re: Nuggetpouch]
    #11189066 - 10/05/09 08:26 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Nuggetpouch said:
take a sporeprint of your thumb?




This


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