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SNL: Obama's Done Nothing
    #11185360 - 10/05/09 09:23 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Obama, his two biggest achievements thus far are "JACK and SQUAT

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FRED ARMISEN AS BARACK OBAMA: There are those on the right who are angry. They think that I'm turning this great country into something that resembles the Soviet Union or Nazi Germany, but that's just not the case. But when you look at my record it's very clear what I've done so far and that is nothing. Nada. Almost one year and nothing to show for it.

As a checklist of his agenda items during the campaign appeared on the screen -- global warming, immigration reform, gays in the military, limits on executive powers, torture prosecutions, closing Gitmo, withdrawing from Iraq, improving the status of the fight in Afghanistan, healthcare reform, etc. -- Armisen accurately commented on how they weren't accomplished:

After completing the checklist, Armisen wonderfully said, "So looking at this list, I'm seeing two big accomplishments: JACK and SQUAT!"

But Armisen wonderfully reminded viewers:

And remember, I can do whatever I want. I have a majority in both houses of Congress. I could make it mandatory for all gays to marry, and require all cars to run on marijuana. But do I? No!

But it's not all bad news. I have a few accomplishments. The Cash for Clunkers program really stimulated the economy. Unfortunately it was the economy of Japan!

Let's see, what else? Also, I killed a fly on TV, remember that?

Uh, I brought a white police officer and a black professor together for a beer. Who else could do that? You're right -- Oprah. But no one else


Is SNL calling Obama LAZY?????

Does that make SNL RACIST?

America's debt problem is a "sign of leadership failure"

We have "reckless fiscal policies"

America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership.

Americans deserve better

Barack Obama

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Re: SNL: Obama's Done Nothing [Re: lonestar2004]
    #11186040 - 10/05/09 12:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I'm in class and can't watch the video. But from what it sounds like, SNL is dead on, and also blatantly racist!

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Re: SNL: Obama's Done Nothing [Re: lonestar2004]
    #11186449 - 10/05/09 01:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Haha, good video!  Which begs the question - why is the right so scared of this guy?  Oh ya, it's in my sig.

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