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Cannabischarlie
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Re: Girls named Amber [Re: Coaster]
#11184077 - 10/04/09 10:50 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Coaster said: hah ur wrong again!
you mean you arent good for something?
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we could all use a little more sunshine.
yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting. not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin. i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds
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Velvet Waltz said: Based on no logic, I will attest that I also know a hot Amber. Her personality also matches up. I've failed to seduce her into relationship territory. She might come to a show with me and a new boyfriend, bleh.
kick her to the curb
honestly, if you find yourself being third wheel like that, it isnt worth even knowing her, it just gets obnoxious, and so often he will be jealous of you. why exactly? I never know.
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we could all use a little more sunshine.
yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting. not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin. i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds
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the one and only amber i know was some fatty blonde girl that liked me in like 7th or 8 th grade. she was scary
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Re: Girls named Amber [Re: fatso]
#11184096 - 10/04/09 10:54 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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fatso said: the one and only amber i know was some fatty blonde girl that liked me in like 7th or 8 th grade. she was scary 
wait, she could be hot now!
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we could all use a little more sunshine.
yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting. not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin. i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: Girls named Amber [Re: fatso]
#11184173 - 10/04/09 11:15 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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lol, true but i doubt it.
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Re: Girls named Amber [Re: x Ju x]
#11184177 - 10/04/09 11:15 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Why was that chick making out with dogs to begin with?
Sounds like she really was giving "dog bones"....
get it? dog bones! *contented sigh*
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Re: Girls named Amber [Re: x Ju x]
#11184191 - 10/04/09 11:19 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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my favorite so far are Priscillas 
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Cannabischarlie said:
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Coaster said: hah ur wrong again!
you mean you arent good for something?
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Re: Girls named Amber [Re: x Ju x]
#11184485 - 10/05/09 12:41 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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The only Amber I've ever known was a hot ass redhead.
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igwna
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Re: Girls named Amber [Re: x Ju x]
#11184868 - 10/05/09 02:56 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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x Ju x said: So tonight I met a girl named Amber. She was definately an easy 10. Totally georgous. Then I started thinking. In my life I've known or met about 7 girls that were named Amber and the worst looking one of them is an easy 8, the rest 9's and 10's.
Is the name Amber only given to really hot chicks? I don't think I've ever met or seen an Amber that was less then a 7.
yeah, you can only name your daughter amber if she's gonna be hot. its a rule
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Re: Girls named Amber [Re: igwna]
#11184877 - 10/05/09 03:00 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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So naturally, if you meet a girl named Amber who is not hot, you can assume that her parents are assholes.
Let us not forget those who are not hot but have chosen the name Amber for themselves even though that is not their real name. Sometimes it my be their middle name, but still...no dice.
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igwna
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the bizzle said: So naturally, if you meet a girl named Amber who is not hot, you can assume that her parents are assholes.
Let us not forget those who are not hot but have chosen the name Amber for themselves even though that is not their real name. Sometimes it my be their middle name, but still...no dice.
if you meet a girl named amber who isn't hot, it is your duty to eliminate her.
use of excessive force is authorized.
run her over with a car.
twice.
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Re: Girls named Amber [Re: igwna]
#11184883 - 10/05/09 03:04 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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beat her to death with a name plate
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we r so funni
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Re: Girls named Amber [Re: x Ju x]
#11185143 - 10/05/09 05:32 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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i've known two ambers. both probably about an 8 or so. rather attractive. one i went to high school with and was like || <-this fucking close to hooking up with. we were both hammered and she was laying on my chest and said, and i quote "i'm just... so hoooorny". and at quite literally the same time my boy rushed into my room and was like "dude, your ex is here, and she's threatening to cut herself." i never got that opportunity again 
incidentally, the hot amber i knew from college was a bisexual latino who ended up seducing the formerly straight hot amber i knew from high school. now they've been dating for like 2 or 3 years. thoughts of what goes on in their bedroom have kept me up at night.
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Re: Girls named Amber [Re: x Ju x]
#11185170 - 10/05/09 05:48 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Every amber I ever met was overweight and smelled bad.
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Hate to perpetuate them myth but the only amber I know is very fuckin hot
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tiny_rabid_birds said: i've known two ambers. both probably about an 8 or so. rather attractive. one i went to high school with and was like || <-this fucking close to hooking up with. we were both hammered and she was laying on my chest and said, and i quote "i'm just... so hoooorny". and at quite literally the same time my boy rushed into my room and was like "dude, your ex is here, and she's threatening to cut herself." i never got that opportunity again 
incidentally, the hot amber i knew from college was a bisexual latino who ended up seducing the formerly straight hot amber i knew from high school. now they've been dating for like 2 or 3 years. thoughts of what goes on in their bedroom have kept me up at night.
oh
my
god
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Re: Girls named Amber [Re: x Ju x]
#11185280 - 10/05/09 06:45 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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I had a roommate once named Amber, she was kind of cute, but was totally nuts, PSYCHO.
She beat the door off my other roommates room because he had a girl in there. I guess the had sex a couple times and she thought it was more than what it was.
She also would mess up the silverware drawer in the middle of the night to piss me off for some reason, I would wake up in the morning to find all the magazines off the magazine rack that I would keep them on, I would find them laid out like a fan on the coffee table. I would ask her about it and she would say it wasn't her.
The good thing about her was that she had a lot of hot friends that would come over every weekend to party, most of them worked in porn, some big names too. I had a fun time with them, lol. So it was worth keeping the psycho around. lol. God I miss southern cali.
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