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mcdonalds
    #11180041 - 10/04/09 02:03 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: mcdonalds [Re: hidenseek]
    #11180071 - 10/04/09 02:12 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

If you look really close, you can see the outline of the Virgin Mother in the battered folds of the chicken head.

It's a Miracle!

Pilgrims will flock to this site bringing tourism and economic exchange. Souvenir sales will heal an ailing economy. New sects in christendom will be formed. Life will never be the same again.

This is now Year One!


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Re: mcdonalds [Re: Papaver]
    #11180157 - 10/04/09 02:29 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

haha thats fuking quality :rofl2:


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Re: mcdonalds [Re: ShroomerRoss]
    #11180163 - 10/04/09 02:30 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Isn't this just the way it was meant to be in Chinese McDonald's restaurants?


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Re: mcdonalds [Re: koraks]
    #11180206 - 10/04/09 02:38 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

there is a reason there food is so cheap.... its sick!  I NEVER EAT THERE!


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Re: mcdonalds [Re: P-O]
    #11180305 - 10/04/09 02:58 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

There is a conspiracy theory out there, that ronald mcdonald is intentionally poisoning and murdering the innocent through the goals of our reptilian ancestry.

The Golden Chicken is only a symbol for what is to come in the future, as the burger and fries and breakfast that you never are able to wake up in time for, begin to manifest and turn one into a shape-shifting reptilian hybrid working for the overlord.



The reptilians get off on this kind of shit.


Why do they do this?

Control. Global Dominance and slavery.

Obesity isn't the issue anymore, it's the fucking lizardmen, you all laugh now, but when you become a sex-slave, who do you think will get the last laugh?


RON MCDONALD,

ADMIT TO YOUR CRIMES, WE ARE NOT YOUR SLAVES




If you take a minute to look at the pic,


Well defined cheek bones, all scream "reptilian"

but he hides behind the makeup.

If you have a transparent piece of paper with the geometric shapes that shape into a reptilian, and overlay the image of ronald mcdonald, you will see that he is a reptilian, all the data is out there, you just got to combine it to see the truth.


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Re: mcdonalds [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #11180320 - 10/04/09 03:02 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: mcdonalds [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #11180326 - 10/04/09 03:04 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)



see the reptile in between the cat and the dog?

Yeah thats right.


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Re: mcdonalds [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #11180337 - 10/04/09 03:05 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Birds evolved from dinosaurs. Ergo, Chicken McNuggets = Lizard Glands. It's all coming into focus...

I have to go now. I have a strange craving to go outside and swallow some small pebbles...


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Re: mcdonalds [Re: Papaver]
    #11180343 - 10/04/09 03:07 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

:tinfoil:


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Re: mcdonalds [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #11180366 - 10/04/09 03:11 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

I AM SWIM said:

The Golden Chicken is only a symbol for what is to come in the future, as the burger and fries and breakfast that you never are able to wake up in time for, begin to manifest and turn one into a shape-shifting reptilian hybrid working for the overlord.









http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/11029713#11029713
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On to the chicken...you mentioned replicants...replication was perfected by the hyper-evolved chickens in the year 9595.  I don't know much about them except that they are from the future and are to be considered as a threat. It appears obvious to me by the oppressed looks on the unicorns faces that they have been enslaved by the hyper-evolved chickens. Let us not forget that perhaps the reptilians hid themselves in the DNA of the chickens which would explain why they became hyper-evolved and also slavemasters. That would also mean that the reptilians are feasting on their own eggs for pleasure, which only further points to their evilness. This image must have been sent from the future to warn us.







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Re: mcdonalds [Re: the bizzle]
    #11180390 - 10/04/09 03:16 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Wait a minute...could it be?

that McDonald's meat is made from...


UNICORNS? :uhoh:


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Re: mcdonalds [Re: the bizzle]
    #11180395 - 10/04/09 03:17 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

:eek:
OMG

we mustn't allow for their EVIL to LIVE any further.


poor unicorns :sad:


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Re: yob daed yadhtrid yppah [Re: the bizzle]
    #11180432 - 10/04/09 03:23 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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the bizzle said:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/11029713#11029713
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On to the chicken...you mentioned replicants...replication was perfected by the hyper-evolved chickens in the year 9595.  I don't know much about them except that they are from the future and are to be considered as a threat. It appears obvious to me by the oppressed looks on the unicorns faces that they have been enslaved by the hyper-evolved chickens. Let us not forget that perhaps the reptilians hid themselves in the DNA of the chickens which would explain why they became hyper-evolved and also slavemasters. That would also mean that the reptilians are feasting on their own eggs for pleasure, which only further points to their evilness. This image must have been sent from the future to warn us.







Chicken Eggs are used in the manufacture of Vaccines!



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Re: yob daed yadhtrid yppah [Re: Papaver]
    #11180455 - 10/04/09 03:26 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:, poor chicken


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Re: mcdonalds [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #11180456 - 10/04/09 03:26 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

THE EVIDENCE IS GATHERING!

somebody had posted this in the unicorn thread...



This is a Bionicorn, also known as a Decepticorn...

They are part of the Reptilian Agenda, who aim to murder and impersonate unicorns as part of a grand evil scheme to enslave the human race.





Now, look at this!...









:shocked:

DO NOT BE FOOLED PEOPLE! 


OPEN YOUR MIND.


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Re: mcdonalds [Re: the bizzle]
    #11180481 - 10/04/09 03:32 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

HOLY SNAP


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Re: mcdonalds [Re: the bizzle]
    #11180493 - 10/04/09 03:34 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Ground Control to Major Tom.
Your circuit’s dead, there’s something wrong!
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?




Ashes to ashes, funk to funky.
We know Major Tom's a junkie.
Strung out in heavens high.
Hitting an all-time low.


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Re: mcdonalds [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #11180569 - 10/04/09 03:48 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

I AM SWIM said:





I saw one of those clowns in makeup the other day at mcdonalds, it was pretty freeky


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Re: mcdonalds [Re: Papaver]
    #11180573 - 10/04/09 03:48 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Haha thats the news for my town.


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