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Almond Flour
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......HPV nigga
#11179157 - 10/04/09 08:40 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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So I told my new girlfriend who has been pressing me for sex, that i may have HPV. The conversation included the following vocabulary
-Cock -warts -cancer -cervical -dying -old lady -incurable -virus -trial vaccine
..........think she will call back??? Please keep in mind that she was a virgin too
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Swyfty Swyf
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Jesus no.
You're a filthy hippie.
That was honest of you for telling her though.
I would have fucked her and told her I was wearing a french tickler.
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feifen
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Ever heard of getting tested? It's pretty helpful.
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Gumby
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Why don't you go get tested? If you do have it ask them what strain you have so you can know if it's the kind that causes cancer, makes girls infertile, causes warts, or does absolutely nothing.
I found out recently that the married chick has HPV. Not just HPV, but the strain that causes girls to get cervical cancer. That extinguished the tiny bit of desire I still had to fuck her.
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Almond Flour
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And before your minds conjure up images of my cock covered in warts......when i was 16 after I lost my virginity to this girl (who so happened to let a 22 yr old fuck her when she was 14 ), I noticed extremely small red bumps on my cock a few months later. I went to an STD specialist, and she said she didnt know what they were. She thought maybe it was a small rash from jacking off or something. She left it alone and said if they got bigger, to come see her.
While at my regular doctor for a check up, I decided to ask again being the hypochondriac i am. He said it was HPV and decided to spray the area of my cock with liquid nitrogen! (He also called in a hot nurse who was a medical student to observe )
My cock is fine, I have nothing on it, but apparently I may have the virus.
and as for getting tested.....its almost impossible to test for it in males. Its easy for girls cause they just have to have a pap smear or whatever it is.
-------------------- Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
Edited by Almond Flour (10/04/09 08:55 AM)
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NastyDHL
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yeah dude, get tested
so what are you gonna do from here?
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feifen
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How about you get tested and THEN come back to tell us.
It's good to know...
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Almond Flour
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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: feifen]
#11179218 - 10/04/09 08:55 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
feifen said: How about you get tested and THEN come back to tell us.
It's good to know...
Once again, its almost impossible to test for in males, unless your cock shows signs of warts or rash
-------------------- Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
Edited by Almond Flour (10/04/09 08:56 AM)
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I AM SWIM
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Man that sucks
Why can't they test for it in males?
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SayWhat
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Your body can fight off hpv on its own.
It only takes a year or two. You are probably fine.
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I AM SWIM
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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: I AM SWIM]
#11179252 - 10/04/09 09:03 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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maybe ayahuasca may help
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memes
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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: SayWhat]
#11179254 - 10/04/09 09:03 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Tea - check out "mulluscum". It's a bacterial infection you (can) get from sex that shows up as small red bumps that disappear once they're treated (in your case, being frozen off).
I got it a while back cuz of some chick I fucked on a rooftop, and I had to scrub my pelvic region OBSCENELY hard in order to pop/get rid of them.
Maybe that's what you have - instead of HPV
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Almond Flour
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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: SayWhat]
#11179256 - 10/04/09 09:03 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
SayWhat said: Your body can fight off hpv on its own.
It only takes a year or two. You are probably fine.
I know im fine.....its the females im worried about
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Almond Flour
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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: I AM SWIM]
#11179265 - 10/04/09 09:04 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
I AM SWIM said: maybe ayahuasca may help
a powerful mindbending psychedelic curing my HPV?
.........TO THE AMAZON
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Swyfty Swyf
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Haha, it's Fireball Mario!
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dr_gonz
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Almond Flour
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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: dr_gonz]
#11179300 - 10/04/09 09:11 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Guys I know all this. Its part of the reason im posting this in the Pub and not the anonymous forum
Like I said, the point of the thread is to ask if she will call me back She was really cool. God this is awkward
......Im gonna make sure I scare the shit out of my kids one day with scare tactics and an exaggeration of STDS that would make you think sex is playing Russian roulette with 4 bullets in the chamber
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memes
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You don't want to date a virgin anyways - they're fucking crazy.
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Almond Flour
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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: memes]
#11179319 - 10/04/09 09:14 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Im gonna go listen to Elliot smith
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feifen
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You probably don't want to date a virgin anyways.
But yeah, who knows if she will.
Girls are nuts
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