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 Almond Flour
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#11179157 - 10/04/09 08:40 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" 
Edited by Almond Flour (04/15/24 01:09 PM)
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 Swyfty Swyf
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Jesus no.
You're a filthy hippie.
That was honest of you for telling her though.
I would have fucked her and told her I was wearing a french tickler. 
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feifen
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Ever heard of getting tested? It's pretty helpful.
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Gumby
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Why don't you go get tested? If you do have it ask them what strain you have so you can know if it's the kind that causes cancer, makes girls infertile, causes warts, or does absolutely nothing.
I found out recently that the married chick has HPV. Not just HPV, but the strain that causes girls to get cervical cancer. That extinguished the tiny bit of desire I still had to fuck her.
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Almond Flour
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And before your minds conjure up images of my cock covered in warts......when i was 16 after I lost my virginity to this girl (who so happened to let a 22 yr old fuck her when she was 14  ), I noticed extremely small red bumps on my cock a few months later. I went to an STD specialist, and she said she didnt know what they were. She thought maybe it was a small rash from jacking off or something. She left it alone and said if they got bigger, to come see her.
While at my regular doctor for a check up, I decided to ask again being the hypochondriac i am. He said it was HPV and decided to spray the area of my cock with liquid nitrogen! (He also called in a hot nurse who was a medical student to observe  )
My cock is fine, I have nothing on it, but apparently I may have the virus.
and as for getting tested.....its almost impossible to test for it in males. Its easy for girls cause they just have to have a pap smear or whatever it is.
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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
Edited by Almond Flour (10/04/09 08:55 AM)
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NastyDHL
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yeah dude, get tested
so what are you gonna do from here?
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feifen
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How about you get tested and THEN come back to tell us.
It's good to know...
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Almond Flour
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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
Edited by Almond Flour (04/15/24 01:09 PM)
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I AM SWIM
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Man that sucks 
Why can't they test for it in males?
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SayWhat
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Your body can fight off hpv on its own.
It only takes a year or two. You are probably fine.
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I AM SWIM
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#11179252 - 10/04/09 09:03 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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maybe ayahuasca may help
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memes
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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: SayWhat]
#11179254 - 10/04/09 09:03 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Tea - check out "mulluscum". It's a bacterial infection you (can) get from sex that shows up as small red bumps that disappear once they're treated (in your case, being frozen off).
I got it a while back cuz of some chick I fucked on a rooftop, and I had to scrub my pelvic region OBSCENELY hard in order to pop/get rid of them.
Maybe that's what you have - instead of HPV
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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
Edited by Almond Flour (04/15/24 01:10 PM)
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Almond Flour
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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
Edited by Almond Flour (04/15/24 01:10 PM)
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Swyfty Swyf
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Haha, it's Fireball Mario!
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Almond Flour
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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: dr_gonz]
#11179300 - 10/04/09 09:11 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Guys I know all this. Its part of the reason im posting this in the Pub and not the anonymous forum
Like I said, the point of the thread is to ask if she will call me back  She was really cool. God this is awkward
......Im gonna make sure I scare the shit out of my kids one day with scare tactics and an exaggeration of STDS that would make you think sex is playing Russian roulette with 4 bullets in the chamber 
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memes
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You don't want to date a virgin anyways - they're fucking crazy.
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Almond Flour
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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
Edited by Almond Flour (04/15/24 01:10 PM)
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feifen
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You probably don't want to date a virgin anyways.
But yeah, who knows if she will.
Girls are nuts
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Gumby
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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: memes]
#11179588 - 10/04/09 10:14 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
meams said:
Tea - check out "mulluscum". It's a bacterial infection you (can) get from sex that shows up as small red bumps that disappear once they're treated (in your case, being frozen off).
I got it a while back cuz of some chick I fucked on a rooftop, and I had to scrub my pelvic region OBSCENELY hard in order to pop/get rid of them.
Maybe that's what you have - instead of HPV
Molluscum contagiosum (MC) is a viral infection of the skin or occasionally of the mucous membranes. MC has no animal reservoir, infecting only humans, as did smallpox. However, there are different pox viruses that infect many other mammals. The infecting human MC virus is a DNA poxvirus called the molluscum contagiosum virus (MCV). There are four types of MCV, MCV-1 to -4; MCV-1 is the most prevalent and MCV-2 is seen usually in adults and often sexually transmitted.
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Tri High
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Good lookin' out for the ladies.
In all reality, you're not going to marry this girl, so find yourself some used up meat bag that's already got it and just bang her.
And they can test for hpv in males. Teh results are just iffy and it's a painful process. Very painful, from what I understand.
So...Don't do it with virgins. Get on Match.com and tell them you've got hpv, then go on and meet up with some of them skank ho's whose life you're not going to ruin.
Just a little semen in that v's vag will taint her for life. Condom tears, it's already too late.
Don't risk her life for yours, dude.
I think that YOU should not call her back.
Be a real man, and don't give the rest of us a bad name. Don't let her get any gardasil shit. That's really bad for the long term. If she gets that for you, she'll have already messed up her life, b/c I fear that's a sterility agent.
And if it's not, then it has some of the same effects as the swine flu vaccine of old: Paralysis, etc... That's docucmented.
Don't fuck up that girl's life man. Ball's in your court, nucka bruva.
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Edited by Tri High (10/04/09 10:19 AM)
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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: Tri High]
#11179642 - 10/04/09 10:28 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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doesnt like 80% of the population have HPV anyway? i thought it was generally harmless
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Tri High
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I would say that's an exorbitant number.
It is generally harmless, but it is one of the leading causes (if not THE) of cervical cancer in women.
So it's bad for the females to get it, as it's probably VERY painful and difficult for them to get rid of it + the prolonged risk of cancer in their genitals.
So it's best to not be the person to give it to them.
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I know a girl who has HPV, and I guess it's not always a big deal at all. They gave her some vaccine, said she wasn't really at any more risk for cervical cancer, the guy she had been sleeping with didn't even have it??? I dunno I think HPV is probably one of the weirdest "stds".
Much love goes out to you to being honest with your chick, if she's a virgin she should stick around anyways if you think about it.
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Gumby
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You're thinking of herpes, not HPV.
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HeadTripVertigo
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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: Tri High]
#11179717 - 10/04/09 10:47 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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says about 1/4 of the population has HPV age 14-59. mostly in the 20-24 range. about 60% of the population has herpes simplex 1, 25% of women have HSV2 and about 15% of men. according to wikipedia anyway, so who knows...
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Almond Flour
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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
Edited by Almond Flour (04/15/24 01:11 PM)
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Having HPV isn't as bad as it sounds. Most people have carried a strain at some point in there life.
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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: memes]
#11184363 - 10/05/09 12:06 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Agreed!
I used to think they were a novelty.....as I aged, I learned different.
My gf and I just read through this thread, it was pretty funny listening to her read outloud "my cock" this and "my cock" that...
hahaa, crackin us up.
I think you have a chance with the girl....not a big chance....but a chance. My gf says you dont.
If you cant get tested for it, but you have no signs and symptoms, I wouldnt bring the shit up. I would answer questions if the girl has any, and practice safe sex with condoms...but I would def NOT just offer up "its possible I may have HPV" with no supporting evidence. I mean shit, every single man on the planet could say that.....know what I mean. If you dont have symptoms, and its not likely, just dont through yourself under the bus....and to keep it that way....wrap that shit up.
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I didnt read any other part of this thread except for the first post, and I laughed for 10 minutes. It could be that Im drunk, Ill let you know when Im sober, but good god that was funny shit.
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..........think she will call back??? Please keep in mind that she was a virgin too
LOLZ
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Quote:
Tea said:
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I AM SWIM said:
maybe ayahuasca may help
a powerful mindbending psychedelic curing my HPV?
.........TO THE AMAZON 
you have the best outlook on life ever.
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