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OfflineAlmond Flour
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......HPV nigga
    #11179157 - 10/04/09 10:40 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

So I told my new girlfriend who has been pressing me for sex, that i may have HPV. The conversation included the following vocabulary

-Cock
-warts
-cancer
-cervical
-dying
-old lady
-incurable
-virus
-trial vaccine



..........think she will call back??? Please keep in mind that she was a virgin too :shrug:


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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: Almond Flour]
    #11179175 - 10/04/09 10:43 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Jesus no.

You're a filthy hippie.

That was honest of you for telling her though.

I would have fucked her and told her I was wearing a french tickler.  :borfase:


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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: Almond Flour]
    #11179191 - 10/04/09 10:49 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Ever heard of getting tested? It's pretty helpful.


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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #11179199 - 10/04/09 10:51 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Why don't you go get tested? If you do have it ask them what strain you have so you can know if it's the kind that causes cancer, makes girls infertile, causes warts, or does absolutely nothing.

I found out recently that the married chick has HPV. Not just HPV, but the strain that causes girls to get cervical cancer. That extinguished the tiny bit of desire I still had to fuck her.


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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #11179203 - 10/04/09 10:52 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

And before your minds conjure up images of my cock covered in warts......when i was 16 after I lost my virginity to this girl (who so happened to let a 22 yr old fuck her when she was 14 :facepalm:), I noticed extremely small red bumps on my cock a few months later. I went to an STD specialist, and she said she didnt know what they were. She thought maybe it was a small rash from jacking off or something. She left it alone and said if they got bigger, to come see her.

While at my regular doctor for a check up, I decided to ask again being the hypochondriac i am. He said it was HPV and decided to spray the area of my cock with liquid nitrogen! (He also called in a hot nurse who was a medical student to observe :lol:)

My cock is fine, I have nothing on it, but apparently I may have the virus.

and as for getting tested.....its almost impossible to test for it in males. Its easy for girls cause they just have to have a pap smear or whatever it is.


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Edited by Almond Flour (10/04/09 10:55 AM)


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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: Almond Flour]
    #11179208 - 10/04/09 10:53 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

yeah dude, get tested

so what are you gonna do from here?


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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: Almond Flour]
    #11179214 - 10/04/09 10:55 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

How about you get tested and THEN come back to tell us.

It's good to know...


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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: feifen]
    #11179218 - 10/04/09 10:55 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

feifen said:
How about you get tested and THEN come back to tell us.

It's good to know...



Once again, its almost impossible to test for in males, unless your cock shows signs of warts or rash


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Edited by Almond Flour (10/04/09 10:56 AM)


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OfflineI AM SWIM
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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: Almond Flour]
    #11179224 - 10/04/09 10:57 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Man that sucks :frown:

Why can't they test for it in males?


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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: Almond Flour]
    #11179231 - 10/04/09 10:58 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Your body can fight off hpv on its own.

It only takes a year or two. You are probably fine.


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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #11179252 - 10/04/09 11:03 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

maybe ayahuasca may help :shrug:


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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: SayWhat]
    #11179254 - 10/04/09 11:03 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Tea - check out "mulluscum".  It's a bacterial infection you (can) get from sex that shows up as small red bumps that disappear once they're treated (in your case, being frozen off).

I got it a while back cuz of some chick I fucked on a rooftop, and I had to scrub my pelvic region OBSCENELY hard in order to pop/get rid of them.

Maybe that's what you have - instead of HPV :shrug:


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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: SayWhat]
    #11179256 - 10/04/09 11:03 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

SayWhat said:
Your body can fight off hpv on its own.

It only takes a year or two. You are probably fine.





I know im fine.....its the females im worried about


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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #11179265 - 10/04/09 11:04 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

I AM SWIM said:
maybe ayahuasca may help :shrug:





a powerful mindbending psychedelic curing my HPV?

.........TO THE AMAZON  :vineclimb:


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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: Almond Flour]
    #11179283 - 10/04/09 11:08 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Haha, it's Fireball Mario!


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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: Almond Flour]
    #11179285 - 10/04/09 11:08 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

It's most likely out of your system completely now


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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: dr_gonz]
    #11179300 - 10/04/09 11:11 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Guys I know all this. Its part of the reason im posting this in the Pub and not the anonymous forum :lol:

Like I said, the point of the thread is to ask if she will call me back :sad: She was really cool. God this is awkward

......Im gonna make sure I scare the shit out of my kids one day with scare tactics and an exaggeration of STDS that would make you think sex is playing Russian roulette with 4 bullets in the chamber :onfire:


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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: Almond Flour]
    #11179306 - 10/04/09 11:12 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You don't want to date a virgin anyways - they're fucking crazy.


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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: memes]
    #11179319 - 10/04/09 11:14 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Im gonna go listen to Elliot smith  :goodmorning:


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Re: ......HPV nigga [Re: Almond Flour]
    #11179326 - 10/04/09 11:16 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You probably don't want to date a virgin anyways.

But yeah, who knows if she will.

Girls are nuts


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