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Re: Its either cruel and unusual punishment or the funniest thing ever... [Re: po0dingles]
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pets are jus tlike humans. they have tolerance levels. sum animals can eat various substances and be fine butit has repeatedly been prove time and time again by stupid fucking stoners and horrible pet owners that small animals have a high chance of dying from weed.

my friend just got done killing his dog 2 months ago. yes bc my dog acts like she loves it must meen she does. no u fucking dimwit. so he kept smoking her out and killed her. RIP sally. (name of his dog).

anyways my point is.. for 1. its cruel and wrong and u will forever remain an idiot in my book if u do it and have no respect from me. 2. animals have tolerance levels all though FAR FAR lower then us humans. sum bigger pets may never have a problem, it doesnt meen all that smoke is good for their lungs. they have much more sensitive lungs then we do. on top of that just bc they survive once doesnt meen will again. and 3. wat kind of fucked up person are u?


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Re: Its either cruel and unusual punishment or the funniest thing ever... [Re: po0dingles]
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po0dingles said:
I had a 2nd thought, if the dog DOES enjoy getting high, just let it EAT a little bit. I'd imagine a little dog like that would have a relatively low LD50...



Yeah, my dog LOVES eating weed, seems like she usually gets high from it too. She's real little though.


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Re: Its either cruel and unusual punishment or the funniest thing ever... [Re: gurknel]
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my husky used to like getting smoke blown in his face when he was a puppy, right after he would always go lie in the bathtub, it was funny.  but now if i take a hit and look at him he backs up, so i dont get him high.  because hes my friend and i would never want to force anything on him he doesnt want(except maybe a leash) and neither should you.

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Re: Its either cruel and unusual punishment or the funniest thing ever... [Re: nightshd]
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Smoking with a lion would be cool. A shaggy haired one.


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Re: Its either cruel and unusual punishment or the funniest thing ever... [Re: nightshd]
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nightshd said:
my husky used to like getting smoke blown in his face when he was a puppy, right after he would always go lie in the bathtub, it was funny.  but now if i take a hit and look at him he backs up, so i dont get him high.  because hes my friend and i would never want to force anything on him he doesnt want(except maybe a leash) and neither should you.



how do u know he liked it?

did he tell u he liked it?

how do u know he wasnt trying to find relief or somthing from the hell u put it through?


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Re: Its either cruel and unusual punishment or the funniest thing ever... [Re: po0dingles]
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Don't get you're dog high. Saying this, the second time I was going to eat shrooms I was in my home with my parents home and a friend over. I'm going to make this short I don't feel like typing. But me and my friend had bought an eight each and made 2 chocolates a piece out of them. Accidentally leaving the chocolates on the floor when my friend and I went to make a pre-trip meal, just some white rice. Well we come back to my dog licking her lips and the 4 chocolates are gone with 2 holes torn in the plastic bag. I can't explain how scared I was for her. My parents didn't know I would be tripping and were already asleep. I had to wake my mom up and tell her that my 75 pound husky sheppard mix had just ate a quarter of mushrooms. My dog made it through it and really didn't do much at all, laid in the same spot for over 12 hours, she's usually very active. Anyway, never do this intentionally to any being that doesn't ask for it first, and no dog's can't bark and ask. lol. Also, ever since then my dog would hide at any sign of thunder, it freeked her out for some reason, never before she tripped though, wierd. Don't get animals high.

P.S. Don't leave drugs on the floor with animals around, especially chocolates.


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"I don’t do drugs. I am drugs."                -Salvador Dali

"I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police."                                          -Keith Richards

"Reality is a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs."                                          -Lily Tomlin


Edited by Dr.Myco87 (10/04/09 11:11 AM)

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Re: Its either cruel and unusual punishment or the funniest thing ever... [Re: Dr.Myco87]
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agreed. animals just arent humans.  they just cant handle drugs like humans can. face it most every1 on here is some kind of stoner, pothead, druggy, crackhead, shroomer, watever u wanna call urself, we're used to laughing at shit. so of course ur gonna think ur pets love it when u give them drugs. ur a fucking druggy for gods sake. ur fucked up in the head to began with. ull laugh at shit sober ppl never will. thats just how we are. but seriously. ur dog walking around like there drunk, stumbling etc, running into things, collapsing, breathing heavily, R U THAT FUCKING RETARDED THAT U CANT TELL THEY HATE IT?

use ur fucking heads!

sorry but im extremely agains tliek all forms of animal cruelty, especialyl when its cuased by a dumbass fucking drug abuser of some sort.


use drugs responsibly. jeeez.


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Re: Its either cruel and unusual punishment or the funniest thing ever... [Re: Mycopial Mother]
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vap the motha fuckin pouchie!!! we smoked my friends dog out with hash and it passed out on its side.. funny ass shit... and fuck all of you who say not to smoke out animals or "force" it because they dont have fuckin thumbs in the irst place to smoke bongs n shit.. so just realize how thankful ud be if you were a dog.. slut!!

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Re: Its either cruel and unusual punishment or the funniest thing ever... [Re: Mycopial Mother]
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"Thou shalt not blow pot smoke into the face of thy pet."  -William S Burroughs

Heed the Burroughs.  Your pet will get your vibe from wavelengths alone, don't get them baked without their express, written consent.

Also, isn't this Pub material?


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Q: We wanted to see if you had the ability to expand your mind and your horizons... and for one brief moment, you did.
PICARD: When I realized the paradox...
Q: Exactly. For that one fraction of a second, you were open to options you'd never considered. That's the exploration that awaits you...not mapping stars and studying nebulae... but charting the unknowable possibilities of existence.

To carry yourself forward and experience myriad things is delusion. That myriad things come forth and experience themselves is awakening. -Dogen Zenji

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Re: Its either cruel and unusual punishment or the funniest thing ever... [Re: benitoamanito]
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benitoamanito said:
vap the motha fuckin pouchie!!! we smoked my friends dog out with hash and it passed out on its side.. funny ass shit... and fuck all of you who say not to smoke out animals or "force" it because they dont have fuckin thumbs in the irst place to smoke bongs n shit.. so just realize how thankful ud be if you were a dog.. slut!!




ITS IDIOT LIKE YOU WHO RUIN WHAT WE'RE ALL A PART OF. U FUCKING MORON FUCK U U PIECE OF SHIT. U DONT EVEN DESERVE TO LIVE.

dont listen to this pathetic lousy piece of shit excuse for a human being. if u love r pet u wont give it something it doesnt want. this dumbass here ^^^ is another perfect example of potheads thinkign shits funny when theyre actually majorly harming their pets. pets arent blessed with intelligent sentient speech and neither should dumbass be. u should have ur fucking tongue ripped out u piece of shit. ye aim blowing up on ur fucking ass.

these arent just animals to do with as u please. they have a brain. a heart. feelings emotions. they understand human emotions just as well as ur wife or hubby.

stop the animal cruelty.


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Re: Its either cruel and unusual punishment or the funniest thing ever... [Re: whatdidusay]
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whatdidusay said:
ITS IDIOT LIKE YOU WHO RUIN WHAT WE'RE ALL A PART OF. U FUCKING MORON FUCK U U PIECE OF SHIT. U DONT EVEN DESERVE TO LIVE.

u should have ur fucking tongue ripped out u piece of shit.




whatdidusay said:
3. wat kind of fucked up person are u?




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Re: Its either cruel and unusual punishment or the funniest thing ever... [Re: benitoamanito]
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benitoamanito said:
vap the motha fuckin pouchie!!! we smoked my friends dog out with hash and it passed out on its side.. funny ass shit... and fuck all of you who say not to smoke out animals or "force" it because they dont have fuckin thumbs in the irst place to smoke bongs n shit.. so just realize how thankful ud be if you were a dog.. slut!!



You are a fuckin' douche nozzle spraying vast amounts of pussy cleaner. Fuck you. I understand that I was irresponsible for leaving some chocolate covered mushrooms on the floor in my room with a dog around, but it was the one and only mistake I made when it came to leaving drugs around for pets or little kids to find. As the guy above said, your animal will feel your vibes and will get high just from how you feel. I know my pets act very different when I trip, even if I'm not acting weird at all. This is Cruel, maybe not unusual but definitely cruel.


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"I don’t do drugs. I am drugs."                -Salvador Dali

"I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police."                                          -Keith Richards

"Reality is a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs."                                          -Lily Tomlin


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Re: Its either cruel and unusual punishment or the funniest thing ever... [Re: Dr.Myco87]
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dude ok.. just calm down.. take a deeeeeep breath, let go of your weiner for a second, and turn off spankwire... once you realize it wasnt as cool to be stupid on the internet and throw words at people as you thought it would be, you will come the conclusion that you are gay.. and stupid. so anyways, if i was a fuckin dog, i would love to get blasted with smoke all day... heres the other thing, my friends fucking dog (the one that we smoked out, plenty of times) actually stuck its nose into the bong neck willingly after he set it down A FEW TIMEs basically trying to get a hit, and even sucked a little bit as we tried liting the bowl.. see DOGS can attempt to be as cool as humans, but we fucking own them with our thumbs, so thats where team work come along.. :smile: thanks alot jerks.

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Re: Its either cruel and unusual punishment or the funniest thing ever... [Re: benitoamanito]
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oh yea,,,,,,, and have you ever thought, maybe pets adapt to the lifer styles of their human counta parts? like, if i smoke grams a day, dont you think my dog would have a higher tolerance from being around stupid ass clouyds of smoke

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Re: Its either cruel and unusual punishment or the funniest thing ever... [Re: benitoamanito]
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Dont do it.

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Re: Its either cruel and unusual punishment or the funniest thing ever... [Re: Dug a Sprogie]
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and plus.. most dogs are secretly robots anyways, so your better off not wasting your hits

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Re: Its either cruel and unusual punishment or the funniest thing ever... [Re: benitoamanito]
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benitoamanito said:
dude ok.. just calm down.. take a deeeeeep breath, let go of your weiner for a second, and turn off spankwire... once you realize it wasnt as cool to be stupid on the internet and throw words at people as you thought it would be, you will come the conclusion that you are gay.. and stupid. so anyways, if i was a fuckin dog, i would love to get blasted with smoke all day... heres the other thing, my friends fucking dog (the one that we smoked out, plenty of times) actually stuck its nose into the bong neck willingly after he set it down A FEW TIMEs basically trying to get a hit, and even sucked a little bit as we tried liting the bowl.. see DOGS can attempt to be as cool as humans, but we fucking own them with our thumbs, so thats where team work come along.. :smile: thanks alot jerks.




I dont even know how to respond.

First..... I am telling your mom about your potty mouth.

Second.... your an idiot. And I wont tell you why, but it isnt why you think it is, and you wouldnt understand the reason why anyway.... so it isnt worth the time or effort....

... just take my word for it, you are an idiot.

Third.... Out of PURE curriousity, Do you define "cool" as smoking pot, as in, a dog who DOESNT smoke pot is not cool?

And if you answer that question "yes", When do you graduate from high-school? I know someone who is looking to hire a lifelong fry-cook.

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Re: Its either cruel and unusual punishment or the funniest thing ever... *DELETED* [Re: Shad0w]
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Post deleted by LSDreamer

Reason for deletion: Trolling and flaming.


Edited by benitoamanito (10/05/09 04:10 PM)

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Re: Its either cruel and unusual punishment or the funniest thing ever... [Re: benitoamanito]
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graff?

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Re: Its either cruel and unusual punishment or the funniest thing ever... [Re: Shad0w]
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^Don't feed the troll dude, we've both tried to tell him how ignorant he is, it's obviously not working. Let him blow clouds of smoke into his dogs face, I hope he get's locked the fuck up, scratch that, that makes all smokers look bad, he deserves to be given something without his own discretion, sound good huh. Maybe massive amounts of mushroom extract, nothing that would kill, just something that would make him extra uncomfortable, kinda like the dog after being put in a box with smoke and no air. Fun fun fun, and oh soooo cool. :foreheadslap:


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"I don’t do drugs. I am drugs."                -Salvador Dali

"I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police."                                          -Keith Richards

"Reality is a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs."                                          -Lily Tomlin


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