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5 year old catches 800 pound alligator(texas)
    #11174174 - 10/03/09 12:19 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

the title a little misleading but still pretty cool

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Re: 5 year old catches 800 pound alligator(texas) [Re: hidenseek]
    #11174212 - 10/03/09 12:31 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

:ilold:
ahahhahah!!

I'd like to see a Yankee five year-old kill ANYTHING much less a 800 pound gator!

I'm assuming he shot it, nobody but Steve Irwin type people "catch" 'em.

Alligators are surprisingly easy to kill with a smaller caliber rife, it's alllll about shot placement.


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Re: 5 year old catches 800 pound alligator(texas) [Re: hidenseek]
    #11174305 - 10/03/09 01:05 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

MURDER!


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Re: 5 year old catches 800 pound alligator(texas) [Re: Morgenstern]
    #11174344 - 10/03/09 01:11 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

shit. thats too bad. i wish he wouldve gotten eaten. dinosaur killer.


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Re: 5 year old catches 800 pound alligator(texas) [Re: Mchaggis]
    #11174363 - 10/03/09 01:15 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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:ilold:
ahahhahah!!

I'd like to see a Yankee five year-old kill ANYTHING much less a 800 pound gator!

I'm assuming he shot it, nobody but Steve Irwin type people "catch" 'em.

Alligators are surprisingly easy to kill with a smaller caliber rife, it's alllll about shot placement.




I dont know, theres actually pretty stringent regulations on hunting alligators. I'm not sure how the law is exactly, but I was under the impression that you had to either shoot them while they were on land or you had to trap them and pull them out of the water before you shoot them. Actually I am sure of this because of the danger of the bullet skipping on the water.


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Re: 5 year old catches 800 pound alligator(texas) [Re: Flop Johnson]
    #11174496 - 10/03/09 01:45 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

reminds me of this video on the onion


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Re: 5 year old catches 800 pound alligator(texas) [Re: Flop Johnson]
    #11174787 - 10/03/09 02:51 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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I dont know, theres actually pretty stringent regulations on hunting alligators. I'm not sure how the law is exactly, but I was under the impression that you had to either shoot them while they were on land or you had to trap them and pull them out of the water before you shoot them. Actually I am sure of this because of the danger of the bullet skipping on the water.





mayby the kid didnt shoot it but the dad was aware of the law and was like it was the kid


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Re: 5 year old catches 800 pound alligator(texas) [Re: hidenseek]
    #11174834 - 10/03/09 02:57 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I'd like to go "catch" that kid and beat the fuck out of him in front of his father, then vice versa, cause they're both shitty redneck retards, and that kid is doomed to be a waste of space...


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Re: 5 year old catches 800 pound alligator(texas) [Re: hidenseek]
    #11174838 - 10/03/09 02:57 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

That is ridiculous.

People where I grew up would shoot 90+ year old turtles with a bow and arrow and just leave the carcasses on the sides of the road.

What a damned shame.

At least that kid can now have some nice ALLIGATOR FEET BOOKSHELVES.

Someone should shoot those people, and make a human skull toilet.


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Re: 5 year old catches 800 pound alligator(texas) [Re: SayWhat]
    #11174849 - 10/03/09 02:59 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

i think i may shoot something one day, just to eat it, and said that ive done it


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Re: 5 year old catches 800 pound alligator(texas) [Re: Mchaggis]
    #11175032 - 10/03/09 03:32 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I'm assuming he shot it, nobody but Steve Irwin type people "catch" 'em.

I live on the Texas Gulf coast and I know lots of people that catch gators with their bare hands, in the water no less.

Alligators are surprisingly easy to kill with a smaller caliber rife, it's alllll about shot placement.

Ok.  With the right shot anything will die easily, getting that shot may not be though.  I've heard lots of stories from people around here shooting gators with high powered rifles having the bullets ricochet off their head.


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Re: 5 year old catches 800 pound alligator(texas) [Re: HagbardCeline]
    #11175051 - 10/03/09 03:35 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

still its gotta give the gator a headache


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Re: 5 year old catches 800 pound alligator(texas) [Re: SayWhat]
    #11175068 - 10/03/09 03:38 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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themostpurple said:
I'd like to go "catch" that kid and beat the fuck out of him in front of his father, then vice versa, cause they're both shitty redneck retards, and that kid is doomed to be a waste of space...




:bitch:  What a tough guy, wanting to beat up a five year old.


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That is ridiculous.

People where I grew up would shoot 90+ year old turtles with a bow and arrow and just leave the carcasses on the sides of the road.

What a damned shame.

At least that kid can now have some nice ALLIGATOR FEET BOOKSHELVES.

Someone should shoot those people, and make a human skull toilet.




I wouldn't condone killing an animal just to leave it to rot or just for a trophy.  But just because they were mounting the head and feet doesn't mean the rest isn't getting eaten.  Alligator is really great and everyone I've known that's hunted them, ate them.


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Re: 5 year old catches 800 pound alligator(texas) [Re: HagbardCeline]
    #11175076 - 10/03/09 03:40 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

would a sawsall be a good alligator weapon?


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Re: 5 year old catches 800 pound alligator(texas) [Re: hidenseek]
    #11175096 - 10/03/09 03:43 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

It wouldn't be my first choice.


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Re: 5 year old catches 800 pound alligator(texas) [Re: HagbardCeline]
    #11175138 - 10/03/09 03:49 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

resurrect carnivorous dinosaurs from dna to hunt alligators


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Re: 5 year old catches 800 pound alligator(texas) [Re: hidenseek]
    #11175286 - 10/03/09 04:11 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I've seen gators roll over after one .22 to the head. However, they're rarely 800 pounders. I could definitely see a glancing shot not penetrating a gator skull.

And yeah those people who can catch gators bare-handed are what I was referring to as "Steve Irwin types". I highly doubt this five-year old is one of those.

And to the naysayers NEWSFLASH: There are plenty of gators. Their status is "Least Concerned" which is the lowest level of risk for extinction. They're not goin' anywhere, this kid killin' one for himself isn't hurting anyone but one alligator.

And a gator that big is too old to taste good I'd bet, so its only value is bones and leather.


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Re: 5 year old catches 800 pound alligator(texas) [Re: Mchaggis]
    #11175309 - 10/03/09 04:14 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

old bad meat, and no new contribution to gene pool


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