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the ONLY way to grow!
    #11172232 - 10/03/09 12:13 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

this may be better placed in the otd but had to share.

just had an intense argument with a foaf that the ONLY way to grow psychedelic mushrooms is to place the freshest cow shit you can find, place it in a shoe box and spray it with anhydrous ammonia.

he has apparently been using this method on a weekly basis for years and produces HUNDREDS of pounds a month.

he says; "they use the ammonia in farms and that is what produces the magic mushrooms. the fungus bullshit is just a myth"

at this point i cant contain laughter so to avoid conflict i just left the room.
think i will bring him some of my newest harvest and tell him his method worked perfect. lol


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Re: the ONLY way to grow! [Re: dkamp18]
    #11172318 - 10/03/09 12:39 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

bump

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Re: the ONLY way to grow! [Re: dkamp18]
    #11172332 - 10/03/09 12:41 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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dkamp18 said:
this may be better placed in the otd but had to share.

just had an intense argument with a foaf that the ONLY way to grow psychedelic mushrooms is to place the freshest cow shit you can find, place it in a shoe box and spray it with anhydrous ammonia.

he has apparently been using this method on a weekly basis for years and produces HUNDREDS of pounds a month.

he says; "they use the ammonia in farms and that is what produces the magic mushrooms. the fungus bullshit is just a myth"

at this point i cant contain laughter so to avoid conflict i just left the room.
think i will bring him some of my newest harvest and tell him his method worked perfect. lol




It's people like that that make me fear for the future of humanity.

I'm fairly sure they use urea in mushroom farms, mixed in with compost and manure that has baked in the sun for a good long time. I could be mistaken, but that's what I seem to remember. (talking about edibles btw)


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Re: the ONLY way to grow! [Re: sgaltair]
    #11172344 - 10/03/09 12:44 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

this guy wasnt even talking mushroom farms. he was talking about the cow shit from open pastures lol.

he told me there weren't spores, or "seeds" as he insisted on refering to them, the shrooms are just formed from a reaction between the anhydrous ammonia and shit.

lmao


Edited by dkamp18 (10/03/09 12:49 AM)


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Re: the ONLY way to grow! [Re: dkamp18]
    #11173551 - 10/03/09 06:23 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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...they use urea in mushroom farms, mixed in with compost and manure...




What, you're worried about having some piss in your poo?

As far as your ammonia loving buddy, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THAT GUY. Seriously. He is barely competent enough to spread his own seed, let alone that of a fungus.

Stay away from those long teeth liars, it's easy to get caught up in the 1-up-man-ship from these clowns and accidentally letting them know you grow. Seriously, be humble and be safe.


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Re: the ONLY way to grow! [Re: dkamp18]
    #11173829 - 10/03/09 09:41 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

lmao...Your freind says that a living organism can be formed by

ammonia and cow manure? He just created life. He should get a nobel

prize.


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Re: the ONLY way to grow! [Re: billycorgan55]
    #11173853 - 10/03/09 09:49 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

If this is the case how is it they grow in nature???

I agree with the chair dude... whatever u do dont try to show him up and reveal to him what ur doing.

that would be just askin for it.


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Re: the ONLY way to grow! [Re: Damnskippi]
    #11173892 - 10/03/09 10:06 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Real, I would do the same


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Re: the ONLY way to grow! [Re: dkamp18]
    #11174023 - 10/03/09 11:18 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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dkamp18 said:

he told me there weren't spores, or "seeds" as he insisted on refering to them, the shrooms are just formed from a reaction between the anhydrous ammonia and shit.






yeah and flies and larva grow directly from uncovered meat.


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Re: the ONLY way to grow! [Re: bw86]
    #11174039 - 10/03/09 11:23 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Wow!  what an idiot!


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Re: the ONLY way to grow! [Re: Trauma]
    #11174129 - 10/03/09 12:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Kinda reminds me of a guy who once told me 'how to grow shrooms' by wrapping verm in wet paper towel and tossing it in a cooler for a month. Yeah, that was pretty much the end of the process.

These people are too ignorant to be able to cultivate trich.

Seriously, don't talk to these morons at all. It may seem like you are helping to grow the knowledge of mankind, but all you're doing is either feeding the trolls or giving a cop reasonable suspicion that you grow.


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Re: the ONLY way to grow! [Re: bw86]
    #11174178 - 10/03/09 12:20 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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yeah and flies and larva grow directly from uncovered meat.




lol i just learned about that in my microbiology course. Maggots came from meat...bacteria came from gravy...and mushrooms come from Ammonia and cow manure.


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Re: the ONLY way to grow! [Re: bw86]
    #11174418 - 10/03/09 01:27 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Quote:

dkamp18 said:

he told me there weren't spores, or "seeds" as he insisted on refering to them, the shrooms are just formed from a reaction between the anhydrous ammonia and shit.






yeah and flies and larva grow directly from uncovered meat.




actually there has to be evil near the uncovered meat for the flies to grow, so good people never end up with spoiled meat or flies


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Re: the ONLY way to grow! [Re: intlslacker]
    #11175647 - 10/03/09 05:16 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You have to be very selective with who you share this knowledge with. Your buddy, being ignorant and unwilling to hear how it actually occurs, is definately not someone to share this with. I mean, i was introduced to the shroomery and cultivating through a friend who turned me on to this hobby and pretty much psychedelics in general. And i wanna pass on my knowledge one day as well. out of all the drugs ive done, shrooms have positively affected my life the most. theyve taught me alot, brought me alot and i love tripping.

ive heard a couple people say that you can judge potency by the different colors of the caps and stems. i always laugh and tell them they're wrong and proceed with " i read somewhere that..."


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Re: the ONLY way to grow! [Re: MentalMeltdown]
    #11175803 - 10/03/09 05:40 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

LOL yeah!  "I was watching the Discovery channel and..."  :dielaughing:


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Re: the ONLY way to grow! [Re: BrandNewbie]
    #11176571 - 10/03/09 08:14 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl2:

......and that 'growing process' is how they got the name 'magic mushrooms'. poof it's fucking magic. just like the creation of man.

:rofl2:

i especially like the hundreds of pounds a month.

thanks this thread cheered me up.:biggrin:


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Re: the ONLY way to grow! [Re: artizen]
    #11176599 - 10/03/09 08:20 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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:rofl2:

......and that 'growing process' is how they got the name 'magic mushrooms'. poof it's fucking magic. just like the creation of man.

:rofl2:

i especially like the hundreds of pounds a month.

thanks this thread cheered me up.:biggrin:



:ilold:

No but really, you those kind of fucks with cars and computers too.  The ones that we say...Know enough to be dangerous!

But actually I dont even know if he does know enough to be dangerous....I can see him sitting year after year waiting for the SAME pile of shit to grow something other than mold!  LMAO!!!


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Re: the ONLY way to grow! [Re: artizen]
    #11176614 - 10/03/09 08:23 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

thought you might all enjoy that one.

gives me hope for the bright future ahead. lol.

he grows hundreds of pounds a month. i drove by his house, now i know he is banking with that quantity.

he lives in a single room camper trailer, this guy doesnt even have a sink. but a phd in bio chemistry.


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Re: the ONLY way to grow! [Re: artizen]
    #11176615 - 10/03/09 08:23 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

And God said let there be hundreds of pounds of psychedelic yummies... And there were.  And it was good.


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Re: the ONLY way to grow! [Re: billycorgan55]
    #11176627 - 10/03/09 08:25 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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lmao...Your freind says that a living organism can be formed by

ammonia and cow manure? He just created life. He should get a nobel

prize.


:dumblol:



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