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Drunken_Jester
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I just fell for the oldest trick in the book
#11161368 - 09/30/09 11:52 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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god fucking damnit...this is why i hate dealing with fucking dumb whores. I was walking home from my local 7-11 when a bitch approached me with a fish and bate type money scheme...and asked for money for gas...I told her all i had was change. Then she said " do you smoke weed?" I told her I wanted some crys. 40 dollars later I'm here shitless. I'm a fucking idiot.
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pfxtc
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Re: I just fell for the oldest trick in the book [Re: Drunken_Jester]
#11161370 - 09/30/09 11:52 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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fish and bate?
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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pmb
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Re: I just fell for the oldest trick in the book [Re: pfxtc]
#11161373 - 09/30/09 11:53 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Fish and masterbate
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pfxtc
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Re: I just fell for the oldest trick in the book [Re: pmb]
#11161378 - 09/30/09 11:53 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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pmb said: Fish and masterbate
correctified
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Drunken_Jester
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Re: I just fell for the oldest trick in the book [Re: pfxtc]
#11161382 - 09/30/09 11:53 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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shes a stupid whore for ripping me off cause i see her walking down my street all the time
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sui
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Re: I just fell for the oldest trick in the book [Re: pfxtc]
#11161383 - 09/30/09 11:54 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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homeless people will not get you drugs if they can get away with not getting it for you.
FAIL.
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Re: I just fell for the oldest trick in the book [Re: sui]
#11161393 - 09/30/09 11:55 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Never trust a stranger..
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Drunken_Jester
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Re: I just fell for the oldest trick in the book [Re: sui]
#11161403 - 09/30/09 11:57 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Goddamnit I gave her cigarettes, a beer and a shot of bacardi. She even knew my unlce...but in the back of my mind i was weary and she got all offended like "i dont do business like that, I'll be back"
fucking dumb bitch. I hope I see her again. luckily it was only 40.
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Re: I just fell for the oldest trick in the book [Re: Drunken_Jester]
#11161404 - 09/30/09 11:57 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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you should have asked for collateral, like a piece of dat ass.
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Drunken_Jester
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Re: I just fell for the oldest trick in the book [Re: makaveli8x8]
#11161408 - 09/30/09 11:58 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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makaveli8x8 said: you should have asked for collateral, like a piece of dat ass.
She wasn't hot at all.
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Salomon
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Re: I just fell for the oldest trick in the book [Re: makaveli8x8]
#11161411 - 09/30/09 11:59 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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kick her in the cunt
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Drunken_Jester
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Re: I just fell for the oldest trick in the book [Re: Drunken_Jester]
#11161422 - 10/01/09 12:00 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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well it's only been about 30 minutes I'm still hoping she'll come back with my drugs. I mean I went out of my way to show generosity, but I guess sometimes in this world you don't get it back...what a shame I guess i'll just get drunk and if i ever see t hat whore I'll throw an empty beer can at her nappy head.
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elementswrath
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Re: I just fell for the oldest trick in the book [Re: Drunken_Jester]
#11161441 - 10/01/09 12:04 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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what you did was like asking a wolf to tend the sheep.
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makaveli8x8
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Re: I just fell for the oldest trick in the book [Re: Drunken_Jester]
#11161444 - 10/01/09 12:05 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Drunken_Jester said:
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makaveli8x8 said: you should have asked for collateral, like a piece of dat ass.
She wasn't hot at all.
collateral isn't always pretty, but its always worth getting just incase
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Re: I just fell for the oldest trick in the book [Re: Salomon]
#11161466 - 10/01/09 12:10 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Salomon said: kick her in the cunt
donkey punch her really fucking good after raping her.
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Drunken_Jester
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Re: I just fell for the oldest trick in the book [Re: elementswrath]
#11161467 - 10/01/09 12:11 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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elementswrath said: what you did was like asking a wolf to tend the sheep.
you're right I'm a fucking idiot and I despise that whore whatever I'm going to get really drunk and fucking bicker about it. I swear if i ever see here I will throw trash at the whore/.
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learningtofly
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Re: I just fell for the oldest trick in the book [Re: Salomon]
#11161472 - 10/01/09 12:11 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Salomon said: kick her in the cunt
fuck you i'm in a library.
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Drunken_Jester
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Re: I just fell for the oldest trick in the book [Re: learningtofly]
#11161489 - 10/01/09 12:15 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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part of me is hoping she might come back...maybefucking cunt bag
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: I just fell for the oldest trick in the book [Re: Drunken_Jester]
#11161506 - 10/01/09 12:20 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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I can't tell you how many times I have been duped for 40's that never arrive.Countless!I don't do it anymore.
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RyeH
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Re: I just fell for the oldest trick in the book [Re: Drunken_Jester]
#11161510 - 10/01/09 12:21 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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I look at your avatar and can only imagine that is how you look after this fuck up!
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