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Offlinepand0ra
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i'd like to date my college professor - any advice?
    #11158688 - 09/30/09 07:31 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

I really like one of my college professors. He's not that much older than me and I really just want to get to know him better outside of class. He's adorable and really smart and funny and we are both writers....obviously i would wait until the end of the semester to make a move or anything...i'm afraid i would get too nervous though...anyone have any advice on how i can get him to realize i'm into him without being too weird about it?


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Re: i'd like to date my college professor - any advice? [Re: pand0ra]
    #11158701 - 09/30/09 07:33 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Seduce him.


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Re: i'd like to date my college professor - any advice? [Re: pand0ra]
    #11158702 - 09/30/09 07:33 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

make sure you give him blowjobs while still in his class to ensure straight a's!

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Re: i'd like to date my college professor - any advice? [Re: pand0ra]
    #11158706 - 09/30/09 07:33 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

he probably wont do it because i am pretty sure it is illegal and/or will get him fired if anyone found out.

But anyway, ask him to go get coffee. Don't writer types dig that?


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Re: i'd like to date my college professor - any advice? [Re: pand0ra]
    #11158727 - 09/30/09 07:36 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Showing him your breasts might help.




You could show them to us first to ensure of their appeal.


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Re: i'd like to date my college professor - any advice? [Re: SayWhat]
    #11158730 - 09/30/09 07:36 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

yeah, here's some advice... don't


you can get straight A's if you get away with it. Or both of you can be kicked out if you don't


my friend had sex with a GRAD STUDENT, and they both got kicked out of their department. My friend is going to school still, but is banned from that department. The grad student is :shrug: I dunno, I didn't really know her well, but she definitely lost her job and chance at a Masters degree here


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Re: i'd like to date my college professor - any advice? [Re: meatcakeman]
    #11158734 - 09/30/09 07:37 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

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meatcakeman said:
Showing him your breasts might help.




You could show them to us first to ensure of their appeal.




I change my mind. THIS.


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Re: i'd like to date my college professor - any advice? [Re: the bizzle]
    #11158745 - 09/30/09 07:38 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Don't, for his sake. He could loose his job. Dating a student is a conflict of interest.


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Re: i'd like to date my college professor - any advice? [Re: SayWhat]
    #11158748 - 09/30/09 07:38 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

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SayWhat said:
he probably wont do it because i am pretty sure it is illegal and/or will get him fired if anyone found out.

But anyway, ask him to go get coffee. Don't writer types dig that?



thats what my mom said..to ask him to get coffee.and i wouldnt do anything while still in his class. but im serious about this. and by the way my breasts were posted in the sexiest shroomery girls contest although after the contest was over


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Re: i'd like to date my college professor - any advice? [Re: pand0ra]
    #11158750 - 09/30/09 07:39 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

well what if i wasn't his student anymore?


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Re: i'd like to date my college professor - any advice? [Re: pand0ra]
    #11158752 - 09/30/09 07:39 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

i remember hearing it's completely ok to date your college teacher.


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Re: i'd like to date my college professor - any advice? [Re: pfxtc]
    #11158761 - 09/30/09 07:41 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

i mean really what if he never was my teacher and we met on campus he couldnt date me then? im pretty sure its only illegal if you are actually a student in one of the professors classes.


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Re: i'd like to date my college professor - any advice? [Re: pand0ra]
    #11158805 - 09/30/09 07:47 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

pand0ra said:
Quote:

SayWhat said:
he probably wont do it because i am pretty sure it is illegal and/or will get him fired if anyone found out.

But anyway, ask him to go get coffee. Don't writer types dig that?



thats what my mom said..to ask him to get coffee.and i wouldnt do anything while still in his class. but im serious about this. and by the way my breasts were posted in the sexiest shroomery girls contest although after the contest was over





I demand proof!



But honestly, you should just go to him during office hours and profess your unwavering lust for his cock.




Who knows? He might give in.




I know I probably would.


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Re: i'd like to date my college professor - any advice? [Re: pand0ra]
    #11159040 - 09/30/09 08:24 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

pand0ra said:
I really like one of my college professors. He's not that much older than me and I really just want to get to know him better outside of class. He's adorable and really smart and funny and we are both writers....obviously i would wait until the end of the semester to make a move or anything...i'm afraid i would get too nervous though...anyone have any advice on how i can get him to realize i'm into him without being too weird about it?





wait until after the semester is over, all all grades have been entered, otherwise you are basically asking him to put his career on the line

most schools have a policy on this, listed in the faculty handbook (much like an undergraduate catolouge).

and ask yourself honestly, do you really like him, or are you living out your own fantasies...


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Re: i'd like to date my college professor - any advice? [Re: Taco Chef]
    #11159075 - 09/30/09 08:28 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

just ask him out


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Re: i'd like to date my college professor - any advice? [Re: Taco Chef]
    #11159099 - 09/30/09 08:32 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

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novumorganum said:

wait until after the semester is over, all all grades have been entered, otherwise you are basically asking him to put his career on the line






but then what if the opportunity is gone by then?

love doesnt wait.


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Re: i'd like to date my college professor - any advice? [Re: Nuggetpouch]
    #11159132 - 09/30/09 08:38 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Just give her a present.



Shit, I just realized yer asking out a guy. So this doesn't really apply.

But it's still good advice for all those guys out there trying to impress that special lady.


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Re: i'd like to date my college professor - any advice? [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #11159295 - 09/30/09 09:03 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

i do really like him. we spent a few minutes talking today after class bc he asked me to walk with him to the english dept so he could copy my syllabus bc he lost his and needs to type a new one ( weird i dunno how a teacher can lose his own syllabus but whatver) and i dont usually have fantasies about professors. this is a first


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Re: i'd like to date my college professor - any advice? [Re: pand0ra]
    #11159312 - 09/30/09 09:05 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

yeah... professors have this allure about them.
i'd love to shroom with my world religions professor...


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Re: i'd like to date my college professor - any advice? [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #11159335 - 09/30/09 09:08 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

many students and their teachers go on to date and get married..... AFTER they no longer have a common class or student/teacher relationship.  it is strangely common in some places for professors and college students (or TA's and their students) to hold off on anything "interesting" until the class/semester/graduation is over.

this was what I was told when I entered grad school, during my TA training.  we were told that if we slept with students, we would be crucified, but if we waited until they were no longer in our class, the we could "have at it," so to speak.



also:
"interesting" = "sexytime"


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