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Shroomism
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Re: Underwear Penis Hole? [Re: Newbie]
#11139212 - 09/27/09 07:34 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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ZIP... PLOP! 0.878321 seconds... a new record!
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Hendostan
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Ima Trooper said: Does no one here unzip the fly, then use one hand to hold the underwear down and the other hand to aim? No belt undoing, pants unbuttoning, or having to thread the penis through the underwear hole required.
i'm with you man boxers are great with the hole, but recently i have taken to boxer-briefs, and this technique fuckin works
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Re: Underwear Penis Hole? [Re: Newbie]
#11139214 - 09/27/09 07:34 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Unzip, shove your fist in there, grab the goods and let pissing commence.
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HaRo On KoRn
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Re: Underwear Penis Hole? [Re: gzuf]
#11139236 - 09/27/09 07:39 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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the real problem is not getting my junk wet when shiting
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mofo
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Re: Underwear Penis Hole? [Re: purified]
#11139246 - 09/27/09 07:40 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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purified said: Do you actually use it? (no homo)
Just wondering why the have this if no one uses it.
No, but only because my bladder empties into a bag strapped to my lower leg which I empty twice a day.
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Re: Underwear Penis Hole? [Re: Newbie]
#11139647 - 09/27/09 08:38 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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why do you wash your hands before you piss?
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Madtowntripper
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No doubt, that's a little odd.
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Re: Underwear Penis Hole? [Re: Newbie]
#11141626 - 09/28/09 02:26 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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god. who wears underware?
(rhetorical question, for comedic effect)
but seriously...
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jewunit
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Re: Underwear Penis Hole? [Re: Newbie]
#11141627 - 09/28/09 02:26 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Newbie said: No, wash my hands, I unzip my fly, use one hand to separate the fly then go one layer under and open my boxers hole, then use the same hand to pull my dick through and hold it throughout the session. Then I tuck it back in, ruffle everything back to normal, zip up, then wash my hands again.
You wash your hands before you piss? I don't even wash my hands after I piss.
As to the boxers, I only use the hole if I have on a certain pair of shorts. The button is gone but it has a drawstring I tie. Much easier to use the hole instead of untying and tying that shit. But all my boxers have buttons and I don't wear belts so it's just easier to unzip, unbutton, and pull down the boxers.
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Re: Underwear Penis Hole? [Re: Newbie]
#11141856 - 09/28/09 05:10 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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fuck underwere go commando!!!
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Re: Underwear Penis Hole? [Re: purified]
#11142609 - 09/28/09 09:59 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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that scared the shit outta me
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Almond Flour
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I dont use it cause I wear briefs (if thats how its spelled ). The hole is too tight for my massive cock
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bryguy27007
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Holy shit that picture freaked me out.
No, I don't use the hole. Somebody told me what it was for like a year or two ago and I looked at him like he was crazy.
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Gumby
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Ima Trooper said: Does no one here unzip the fly, then use one hand to hold the underwear down and the other hand to aim? No belt undoing, pants unbuttoning, or having to thread the penis through the underwear hole required.
I do the same. Tuck my left thumb behind the band, pull down, whip out dick, pee. I wear boxer briefs so that method works best for me. By the time I manage to finagle my dick through the "hole" in boxer briefs I could already be done pissing and not looked half as awkward as I did trying to get it out.
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igwna
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Re: Underwear Penis Hole? [Re: purified]
#11143120 - 09/28/09 11:50 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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it makes pissing in public a lot easier.
whip your member thru the hole and stand back with 1 hand on ur waist and the other pointing at something ur "looking" at while you stealthily pee.
wroks like a charm.
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Re: Underwear Penis Hole? [Re: purified]
#11143162 - 09/28/09 11:58 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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i only use the hole if i'm wearing a belt.
although, none of the undies i have with me have that hole anymore. whilst traveling, i've opted for small briefs. thin material, quick to dry, space-saving.
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