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Offlinebadphish
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Re: i saw something astonishingly deserving of a facepalm [Re: the bizzle]
    #11123504 - 09/25/09 01:46 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

To the OP, did it look like they were complety serious? Me and my friends did this same thing once(dance to Soulja Boy) with some hot chicks in the bar. But we were just doing it as a joke because everyone knows that song is a complete joke, and if anyone there actually liked the song I wouldn't give a fuck what they thought about me anyway.


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Offlinethe bizzle Happy Birthday!
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Re: i saw something astonishingly deserving of a facepalm [Re: badphish]
    #11123516 - 09/25/09 01:49 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

I left pretty immediately. It was hard to tell I guess...but the fact that they were practically old-timers and actually knew the dance moves just blew me away


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Re: i saw something astonishingly deserving of a facepalm [Re: Shroomism]
    #11124056 - 09/25/09 07:25 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomism said:
I think so, secretly




I think girls in their mid 20s and 30s are hornier than guys.

Back in the 1800s there was actually a recognized medical condition called "hysteria" that women would get due to pent up sexual energy/frustration. Then masturbation or any kind of sexual act outside of marriage was a big no no back then. It was relieved by going to a doctor who would cause the women to have an orgasm.

Ya rly, doctors used to give chicks orgasms with their hands because it was so frowned upon for girls to do it themselves. But then doctors got lazy and invented the vibrator. Eventually they started selling them to the public and it became the 5th electrical appliance to make it's way into American homes.

True story, I read it in Scientific American.

Edit: As far as Solja Boy goes, I think the song is stupid but it came out right when I was finishing up my frat party days so I had a lot of fun with that song. It was hilarious seeing drunken Asian and Indian girls doing that dance. The song was so stupid it just became a funny joke.


Edited by Gumby (09/25/09 07:35 AM)


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Re: i saw something astonishingly deserving of a facepalm [Re: Gumby]
    #11124070 - 09/25/09 07:31 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

That story got me hawt.

:highfive:  Thanks Dude!

I bet the husbands back then were like,

"WTF?  You ain't sick, why you going back to the doc?"  :lol:


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Re: i saw something astonishingly deserving of a facepalm [Re: metalmorph]
    #11124164 - 09/25/09 08:12 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)



you cant tell me this guy isnt a genius

you will be twice as smart as u r now if u listen to this song


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Re: i saw something astonishingly deserving of a facepalm [Re: Gumby]
    #11127262 - 09/25/09 06:13 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

OK,I just watched about 10 seconds of this video.COMPLETE SHIT! I saw someone on Bill Maher one night explain this shit."It is nothing more than a modern day minstrel show." This is irritating beyond words.He stole so many things from other people,including flavor flav.At least Public Enemy had something to say while being fun.

It looks like Barnum and Bailey's circus sideshow of clowns in between acts.Barnums great grandson lives in St. Pete Fla. by the way,and is gay.He is an awfully cute cuddly bear too!:wink:


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Re: i saw something astonishingly deserving of a facepalm [Re: the bizzle]
    #11127275 - 09/25/09 06:17 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

the bizzle said:
I hear some loud music playing. It is Soulja Boy - Superman


that song in itself is more than deserving of a facepalm, as well as the fact that anybody is listening to it.


now picture yourself in a backwater town that is in some ways reminiscent of the movie Deliverance.


This song was blasting at a local bar there, which is only ever inhabited by white people, mostly very backwoods country folk who probably use the N word to refer to black people more often than not. This situation is getting increasingly deserving of a facepalm


BUT WAIT...THERE'S MORE


I walk into the bar to pick up a friend, and :shocked: what did I see...


middle-aged redneck men doing the patented Soulja Boy  Superman dance


and I mean the whole thing


:facepalm:





I'm not even going to dignify this post with a proper response.  WTF were these bayou billies thinking?!?!?!?


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Re: i saw something astonishingly deserving of a facepalm [Re: Newbie]
    #11127284 - 09/25/09 06:19 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

lol...you should have just said :facepalm:


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Re: i saw something astonishingly deserving of a facepalm [Re: the bizzle]
    #11127293 - 09/25/09 06:22 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Oh yeah and..............

:scat: :facepalm: :scat: :facepalm::scat: :facepalm: :scat: :facepalm:


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