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vandago



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MDMA up a robots ass.
#11115317 - 09/23/09 08:36 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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It's been a while since my last trip report.
But I always like to tell the really epic.....Mind melting.....drama filled ones....that make me and others sound like utter fucking idiots.
The sun is setting right before Lotus is about to start jamming.
And Fee, Cerveau, cerveaus lady friend jenny Tumefagger, jewunit, andrewss, Several of andrewss friends, Platinum and his chick pand0ra ( who mind you is naked online http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/9193492/fpart/47/vc/1 ).
This is saturday night, and everyone is about to dose up and go kick it by the stage.
It had been talked about all weekend.
We had joked about it all summer, from fest to fest.
And it was done.
Now I told them. Crush the pill up and stick it in an enema bulb or a turkey baster, and squirt it in your ass.
But Noooooooo
Pand0ra knew better. She says:
"just stuff the pill up your butt with your finger"
Well I go to my car to dose me and a few others on some wonderful paper, and upon cutting them hear a lot of hysterical laughing from my tent.
Platinum is inside.
Watching fee
Stick 2 pink stars in his ass.
And Cerveau
Stick 1
And Platinum was too scared to do it.
Now all weekend I thought it was a joke. I didn't think it was really gonna happen, and they did it when I was off gaurd.
I hadn't mentioned to them that I had done this prior to the event......
About a week prior my girlfriend ( Laugh it up ) crushed a roll up and mixed it with a shot of water and spit it in my ass while we were already rolling.
She's a saint, beautiful, and spits rolls in my ass, what more could I ass for.
Anyways, I tell them they fucked up.
It's gonna barely break down. and they are gonna feel mad uncomfortable all evening.
What a start.
So we all make it down to the beach, screaming about rolls in our asses, and I'm revealing to them that I had done this prior and my chick spit it in my ass, and that burnt like hell and was pretty uncomfortable and WAS NOT WORTH IT. Everyones laughing in tears to hear my revelation of my hippy enema. and cerveau and fee start bitching.
"It DEFINITELY feels like there is a roll in my ass" was their first indication of effects.
We are in front of the stage dancing around......well all of us except for Fee and cerveau......and having a blast. Fee looks like he is questioning the meaning of life pacing back and forth. And cerveau is back in the shadows watching his robot head get thrown around by raver kids looking very uncomfortable.
Fee and cerveau keep having little huddle discussions......I'd walk in on a few.....
"I'm not really feeling effects, just feels like a have a ball of fire in my asshole"
"Should I shit it out"
Should I take another?"
I'm laughing hysterically, making jokes left and right and tripping too hard to even dance.
I tell them.....
" it was a dry roll, and you put it in your ass without any liquid, it's probably not gonna do too much. I'd say get some water up there, or shit it out"
So now as lotus is raging it, They are debating who gets to use the turkey baster first.
I'm having a fucking blast with this.
"YOu have a turkey baster?"
"Ya we planned on doing this man"
So Fee decides to snort another bean, and cerv takes some amt and they both try to rage it and not think about their asses.
We tried to figure out how to square dance......
Fucked that up......
So we made a huge square on the ground out of glowsticks, and started dancing inside of it one after another disco style.
square dancing.
Fee is rolling face now so hard he's giving hugs and enjoying the energy of life.....
Cerveau looks is still uncomfortable as fuck......
And then lotus brings a few people on stage and they start rocking out....
Mr Roboto
and then after that played robot rock by daft punk.
Cerveau had wlaked around in his costume all day giving hugs for robot power, and he got osme recognition.
That was the only time he really enjoyed himself all night it seemed.......
....he looked a little butthurt.....
We make it back to the camp site and on the way cerveau has to shit.......
He is in there for like 10 minutes.....
Who fucking knows what really went down in that porta potty......
But we get back to the campsite and we are chilling out relaxing, listening to fee tell relentlessly long stories that might have gone somewhere, and this chick comes into the campsite........
"WHOS GOT MY FUCKING BUD LIGHT, MY BOYFRIEND FUCKING LEFT ME"
Escorted by a couple who we thought were narcs earlier in the day.
I say, look no one has your bud light, no one even has a beer ( luckily no one had been drinking currently ) I think yer out of luck.
"FUCK THAT I NEED A DRINK MY BOYFRIEND JUST RAN OUT ON ME"
Pand0ra offers her some vodka......well the bitch dug through our stuff.....found the bottle.....and demanded some.....and pand0ra said ok.......
Bitch starts slammin the vodka bitchin and moaning.
"O my boyfriend is a piece of shit, I hate guys fuck you all."
So fee is getting sick of this shit and the whole time the creepy narc couple are hanging out behind our circle saying nothing and just watching.
Fee says'
"you know you are just drowning your problems out with that vodka, I think the best idea when your boyfriend leaves you in the woods is to find 13 guys who met online and start slamming hard liqour"
She replies
"Who are you to fucking judge me, I bet you drink and smoke, fuck you asshole"
She continuesly screams and bitches and rants and raves.
And Fee keeps giving her an AA talk
This lasts like 10 minutes and I'm like ok fuck this.
I walk over to cerveau and tell him since he cant help build the fire he's gotta kick them out of our campsite ( he was bein lazy earlier, and he's good with words ).
So he says
"look I think you wore your welcome out you should probably head out with those two weird people there and go o your own thing."
She starts screaming like a fucking maniac, about what assholes we were and how we disrespected her, starts CRYING and cerveau and I had to tell her about 30 times to GET THE FUCK OUT.
2 minutes later
A heard of fake ass lot kids with burning sticks and two screaming drunk bitches comes back to our campsite screaming FREE VODKA FREE VODKA.
A bunch of dirty ass middle aged homeless guys stood around us while the two bitches screamed in all of our faces how we fucked up, and disrespected GDF.........\
She runs to grab the vodka and take it.....
And fee pulls it out of her hands.....
Then the bitch starts screaming how fee attacked a woman........
"HE MAN HANDLED ME, GET HIM YOU GUYS"
The guys stood around and did nothing......leading me to believe she went and made a story up to get them to come over with her.
We talked to the guys respectfully as fuck......."Look man we arent satrting shit, this chick is crazy, she came here screaming and bitch, we asked her to leave"
After about 10 minutes of insane screaming they left, finding out no fight was to be had......
After they left cerveau asks me.....
You wanna hear a pooping story......
I said sure....
He goes well I was in that john.....and I tried to squat above the seat......And It just didn't quite work......and shit went EVERYWHERE in that porta potty......
And all I could think of was how he kept talking about how disgusting he felt and how he needed to get back to the campsite to change right afer that shit
Kids these days.........
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Re: MDMA up a robots ass. [Re: vandago]
#11165148 - 10/01/09 05:17 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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I greatly enjoyed reading that trip report. Thanks! It
sounded like you guys had a night full of action. My
girlfriend is sitting right next to me, and she has
voluntarily said that she is willing to spit some MDMA up
my ass. You guys seem like a cool group of
people. It's funny how it always seems like unique events
occur when you're tripping, such as you guys meeting that
crazed bitch. Thanks for the enriching humor; it made me
laugh.

By the way, next time you stick a psychedelic in your ass,
try dissolving it (if it's soluble) in melted butter. The
butter helps your body absorb it a ton better. I've done
this with DMT a few times.
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vandago



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Re: MDMA up a robots ass. [Re: Feanor]
#11165414 - 10/01/09 06:05 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Buttered rolls eh?
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Tomandjerry58
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Re: MDMA up a robots ass. [Re: vandago]
#11165465 - 10/01/09 06:14 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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cool report....crazy drunk bitch
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Mchaggis
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Shit I need to hang with you guys
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Re: MDMA up a robots ass. [Re: vandago]
#11165842 - 10/01/09 07:39 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
vandago said: Buttered rolls eh?
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ToolTroll
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Re: MDMA up a robots ass. [Re: Feanor]
#11190256 - 10/05/09 09:13 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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That was very fun to read! Describing Cerveau as 'butthurt' is so appropriate... But sorry to hear that dry pills in the bum don't work. And you say that the crushed up pill with water wasn't worth the pain? Maybe I'll have to try butter and molly as per Feanor's suggestion. But only if my girl will spit it into my asshole.
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vandago



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Re: MDMA up a robots ass. [Re: ToolTroll]
#11200955 - 10/07/09 02:18 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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The thing about the rolls getting spit in my ass, Is I was already on 2, and I had two more rectally administered.
So it's hard for me to tell whether or not there was a huge increase in effects.
I did, however, feel them rather quickly. I may try it again one day sober.
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shroomguyali
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Re: MDMA up a robots ass. [Re: vandago]
#11205100 - 10/08/09 12:51 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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I love being on E, you just enjoy life so much. I do the same things with my friends although our trips aren't as funny as yours.
Great story by the way!
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Platinum
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bump, finally got around to reading this. God damn that night was fucking hilaroius. Goood times.
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testes
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Re: MDMA up a robots ass. [Re: vandago]
#11655903 - 12/15/09 02:22 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
vandago said:
"O my boyfriend is a piece of shit, I hate guys fuck you all."
Kids these days.........
Liberal use of profanity rarely enhances storytelling. Your report is no exception.
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Platinum
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Re: MDMA up a robots ass. [Re: testes]
#11655919 - 12/15/09 02:25 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Huh? No thats what she was like, he's not trying to enhance anything. She was a crazed bitch.
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testes
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Re: MDMA up a robots ass. [Re: Platinum]
#11655987 - 12/15/09 02:36 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Platinum said: Huh? No thats what she was like, he's not trying to enhance anything. She was a crazed bitch.
Charming! (Anyway, keep shoving things in your anus!)
Your posts are one degree away from what the forum subrules proscribes against.
Finally, I?d simply ask that you avoid trip reports (and we do get ones like this) that essentially boil down to one paragraph of:
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OMG I ate shroomz and I got mad fuxx0red then I smoked sooooo much herb and passed out it was awesome I?m?a do it again this weekend peace 420
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Re: MDMA up a robots ass. [Re: testes]
#11656412 - 12/15/09 03:41 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Who do you think you are? Firstly this thread is more than just "OMG I ATE SHROOMZ!"
You have 24 posts and registered a month ago.
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vandago



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Re: MDMA up a robots ass. [Re: testes]
#11656432 - 12/15/09 03:43 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Non of that story was even about me you tard.
It was about people from this site I was with.
I was swearing to repeat what she was saying.
Your way fo tripping is not the correct way, please step aside bigot.
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Re: MDMA up a robots ass. [Re: vandago]
#11686234 - 12/20/09 01:04 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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GDF lol, I have seen my fare share of those fake ass lot kids you speak of, I had the perfect mental image
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