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Almond Flour
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""Hey Guys.....I drink tea out of a fucking Jar""
#11112815 - 09/23/09 01:55 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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So I just get home from school and am a little anxious from too much Caffeine and a test I just took this morning. I decide I want to make a batch of Chamomile tea to help me calm down; however this time im going to use 2 tea bags . I look around the kitchen and decide a regular mug isnt going to do! I spot a old Jar of spaghetti sauce my roommate washed and pondered the alternative
Do I dare make my tea in a fucking jar like all the "cool" peeps on the shroomery and hippies here in Humboldt?
I decide maybe my prejudice was blocking me from what may be a truly great way to drink some tea. After my Experience I can now safely say it is 100% stupid, wasteful, ignorant, and cocky to drink your tea out of a Mason type Jar I have reached the new "fact" that drinking tea out of a Jar not only is an attmpt to look cool, but downright stupid and wasteful.
So I boil some water and pour it over the 2 tea bags......I let it steep and mix some honey inside. I come back 10 min later to get my tea, and the jar is SCOURCHING HOT . I come back a little later and burn my hand on the fucking thing. My next move was to grab a sponge and clean the honey I accidentally got on the side of the jar. I figured the cold water may help it cool down as well. As soon as the sponge touched the jar, the fucking thing cracked right down the side as you can see.
They said I was bitching....they called me bias....they said I was being a jerk. But here I present to you in this thread a text book example of why drinking tea out of a Jar is fucking moronic. This little adventure proves that those who wish to drink tea out of a jar are attention whores. We can see that it is an extensive and lengthy process simply to prepare tea in this manner. Its a pain in the ass, its inconvenient, and its simply a shitty way to express ones status within the psychedelic/free thinking community.
I hope you will all learn from this and realize the folly of your ways. Thank you
-------------------- Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
Edited by Almond Flour (09/23/09 01:57 PM)
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PilzeEssen
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Re: ""Hey Guys.....I drink tea out of a fucking Jar"" [Re: Almond Flour]
#11112830 - 09/23/09 01:57 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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i could have told you that was going to happen...
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Kada
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Re: ""Hey Guys.....I drink tea out of a fucking Jar"" [Re: PilzeEssen]
#11112832 - 09/23/09 01:57 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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-------------------- ~The Cultivators Motherload~ "I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein "There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama Live long and prosper.
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FreedomForAll
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Re: ""Hey Guys.....I drink tea out of a fucking Jar"" [Re: PilzeEssen]
#11112840 - 09/23/09 01:59 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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I learned 2 things today
1) dont make tea out of a mason jar 2) there's a graemlin called onfire
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: ""Hey Guys.....I drink tea out of a fucking Jar"" [Re: Almond Flour]
#11112861 - 09/23/09 02:03 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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haha. people in the south drink iced tea out of jars.
i think the moronic thing was to try and use a cold sponge on a hot glass jar.
you approached this from the completely wrong perspective. jars are convenient because they're large and have lids. not because they've got great insulating properties. so if you have some tea that you've already simmered in a pot, and you'd like to take it with you to the beach, use a jar. if you want a large drinking container at home in which you can put boiling water without fear of burning yourself, use some lidless ceramic mug/thermas.
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niteowl
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Re: ""Hey Guys.....I drink tea out of a fucking Jar"" [Re: PilzeEssen]
#11112872 - 09/23/09 02:05 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
PilzeEssen said: i could have told you that was going to happen...
no shit
WTF made you think that drinking anything hot from mason jar was a good idea
I have drank iced tea from mason jars before simply because it was the biggest container at the time
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Swyfty Swyf
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Re: ""Hey Guys.....I drink tea out of a fucking Jar"" [Re: Almond Flour]
#11112873 - 09/23/09 02:06 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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You know....
you made a thread about how stupid it is to drink tea out of a mason jar last week.
It went over like a turd in the punchbowl.
How's this one gonna fly?
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Almond Flour
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Re: ""Hey Guys.....I drink tea out of a fucking Jar"" [Re: niteowl]
#11112880 - 09/23/09 02:08 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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My point remains valid.
-------------------- Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
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jewunit
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Re: ""Hey Guys.....I drink tea out of a fucking Jar"" [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
#11112885 - 09/23/09 02:08 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's like the sequel.
Like I said before, I use mason jars for booze sometimes.
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: ""Hey Guys.....I drink tea out of a fucking Jar"" [Re: Almond Flour]
#11112900 - 09/23/09 02:12 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Tea said: My point remains valid.
i don't really think so. you proved that you should not put a cold sponge on hot glass. i thought this was fairly common knowledge.
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LobsterSauce
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Re: ""Hey Guys.....I drink tea out of a fucking Jar"" [Re: Almond Flour]
#11112909 - 09/23/09 02:13 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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You set the whole thing up to further your case. I'm sure of it.
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blewmeanie
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Re: ""Hey Guys.....I drink tea out of a fucking Jar"" [Re: Almond Flour]
#11112979 - 09/23/09 02:27 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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I drink tea out of a mustard jar. It's a jar from an imported German mustard though, and it looks like a beer mug.
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blewmeanie
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Re: ""Hey Guys.....I drink tea out of a fucking Jar"" [Re: blewmeanie]
#11112988 - 09/23/09 02:29 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Also....don't use boiling water to make tea with, it scorches it.
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yoshimitsu5000
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Re: ""Hey Guys.....I drink tea out of a fucking Jar"" [Re: blewmeanie]
#11113003 - 09/23/09 02:32 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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You should learn some thermo, then apply it. This never would have happened if you weren't acting like a hipster.
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druqs
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Re: ""Hey Guys.....I drink tea out of a fucking Jar"" [Re: yoshimitsu5000]
#11113089 - 09/23/09 02:49 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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clean your kitchen
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stedenko
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Re: ""Hey Guys.....I drink tea out of a fucking Jar"" [Re: Almond Flour]
#11113894 - 09/23/09 04:53 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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That is a fucking spaghetti jar. NOT A MASON JAR.
You are making a poor redneck.
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Enthrall
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Re: ""Hey Guys.....I drink tea out of a fucking Jar"" [Re: stedenko]
#11113931 - 09/23/09 04:59 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ya plus we all know those mason jar tea drinkers are just plan.. NEWBS pshh go get some real tea
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: ""Hey Guys.....I drink tea out of a fucking Jar"" [Re: druqs]
#11114135 - 09/23/09 05:27 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
mycelismymind said: clean your kitchen
I concur,it is a MESS!
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druqs
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Re: ""Hey Guys.....I drink tea out of a fucking Jar"" [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#11114171 - 09/23/09 05:32 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
tyrannicalrex said:
Quote:
mycelismymind said: clean your kitchen
I concur,it is a MESS!
the usual state of mine:
Edited by druqs (09/23/09 05:33 PM)
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Fisherman
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Your mason jar has failed you horribly.
I went to the european rainbowgathering in Ukraine bout two months ago, I drank lot's of tea from lot's of different jars!
I say yay to drinking from whatever you have at hand which works, g-hrrrl.
Edited by Fisherman (09/23/09 05:39 PM)
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