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laurenacid
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Do dudes pee sitting down?
#11109270 - 09/22/09 09:30 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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I just walked in on my boyfriend peeing, and he was sitting down. I thought that was a little weird... so I was just wondering if that's actually common?
PS My boyfriend and I are both really stoned... so he could've just been too high to focus on peeing standing up? I don't know...
Edit: He said he wasn't pooping, so that's not why.
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citricacidx
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Re: Do dudes pee sitting down? [Re: laurenacid]
#11109275 - 09/22/09 09:30 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Im never too high to stand and piss. But if I'm taking a deuce and have to pee im not gonna stand up for that.
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Re: Do dudes pee sitting down? [Re: laurenacid]
#11109282 - 09/22/09 09:31 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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I pee standing up. Even if I am too intoxicated to aim.
Unless I am pooping too, then I sit.
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Re: Do dudes pee sitting down? [Re: laurenacid]
#11109285 - 09/22/09 09:31 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wow, unacceptable unless the pee comes while already in the process of taking a shit as evident by him having some sort of reading material in his hands.
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norml840
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Re: Do dudes pee sitting down? [Re: laurenacid]
#11109286 - 09/22/09 09:32 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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maybe he thought he had to shit. or he didn't trust his aim at the moment. i've been so drunk i've sat down to pee due to the fear of falling over.
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Re: Do dudes pee sitting down? [Re: laurenacid]
#11109289 - 09/22/09 09:32 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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no, sounds like he was poopin
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Re: Do dudes pee sitting down? [Re: laurenacid]
#11109291 - 09/22/09 09:32 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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i only pee sitting down when im taking a shit,
ive been so fucked up before that i pee all over the seat and walls, but i never would sit down. prolly should have though when i think about it
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Re: Do dudes pee sitting down? [Re: laurenacid]
#11109293 - 09/22/09 09:32 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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I work my ass off all day. So when I piss, I sit. It's like a mini break. Also force of habit from rolling joints on the fly.
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citricacidx
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Re: Do dudes pee sitting down? [Re: norml840]
#11109297 - 09/22/09 09:33 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
norml840 said: maybe he thought he had to shit. or he didn't trust his aim at the moment. i've been so drunk i've sat down to pee due to the fear of falling over.
that's what the drunk lean is for
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Re: Do dudes pee sitting down? [Re: citricacidx]
#11109298 - 09/22/09 09:33 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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i usually sit if its a comfortable seat, not too high or low, standing = splashness
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Re: Do dudes pee sitting down? [Re: stedenko]
#11109306 - 09/22/09 09:34 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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awwwwkwaaaarrrdddd he was probably too stoned to decide whether or not he wanted to shit or not so he just opened the doors of opportunity for both
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Re: Do dudes pee sitting down? [Re: citricacidx]
#11109309 - 09/22/09 09:34 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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I pee sitting down when I think I need to shit and it's actually a fart.
Or like twice when I was too drunk to stand steady but not drunk enough to piss on my feet.
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laurenacid
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Re: Do dudes pee sitting down? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11109311 - 09/22/09 09:34 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Haha okay... so my boyfriend pees like a chick then. That's what I was afraid of.
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Re: Do dudes pee sitting down? [Re: sleepy]
#11109317 - 09/22/09 09:35 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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i sit down sometimes in the morning when im really tired
and 1 time I sat down to pee when I was too drunk to aim right
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Re: Do dudes pee sitting down? [Re: laurenacid]
#11109321 - 09/22/09 09:36 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sometimes, I feel like I have to take a shit, but I just end up farting and peeing. So, to answer your question, yes. But not on purpose.
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Re: Do dudes pee sitting down? [Re: Silversoul]
#11109333 - 09/22/09 09:37 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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he was poopin but he doesn't want you to know he poops
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Re: Do dudes pee sitting down? [Re: Deltron3030]
#11109369 - 09/22/09 09:42 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah, if he was sitting down just to piss then your boyfriend might be secretly gay. Never heard of such a thing.
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Re: Do dudes pee sitting down? *DELETED* [Re: laurenacid]
#11109372 - 09/22/09 09:42 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
sheikofshiitake said: Or try pissin after having sex and it shoots out a couple different directions. Another reason to sit down.
I believe thats called the windshield washer effect!
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Re: Do dudes pee sitting down? *DELETED* [Re: schutzemdown]
#11109398 - 09/22/09 09:46 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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