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 Ganzig
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 Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3  [Re: The Vapor]
#19320992 - 12/24/13 12:37 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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It is possible. But rare. Indeed.
The color genes are on the x chromosome that is associated with x and y in males.
Hence females can have two gene sequences for coloring. Random
X inactivation creates the multi colored female cats like
the tortoise shell. Tortoise shell cats
are therefore almost always female.
Does that make sense?
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: Ganzig]
#19321225 - 12/24/13 01:30 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Kinda like colorblindness in humans. female's who are color blind are very rare! 
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hidenseek1
Its got all the dinks.
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: Bambi]
#19321544 - 12/24/13 02:39 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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hidenseek1
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: hidenseek1] 3
#19321695 - 12/24/13 03:10 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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hidenseek1
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: hidenseek1] 1
#19321781 - 12/24/13 03:27 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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from notalwaysright.com
Quote:
Me: “…and a large Dew.”
Customer: “I’m sorry, did you just call me a Jew?”
Customer’s wife: “But honey, you are a Jew.”
Me: “Oh no, sorry. I meant a large Mountain Dew.”
Customer: “Oh really? Really, I’m flattered but I’ve never been to the mountains.”
Me: “Ah, sorry?”
Customer: *comically bangs his fists against his chest* “I am the large mountain Jew!”
Customer’s wife: * to me* “I am so sorry about him. Honestly, I can’t take him anywhere.”
Me: “Really, it’s fine.”
Customer: “The large mountain Jew goes anywhere he wants to!”
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hidenseek1
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: hidenseek1]
#19321991 - 12/24/13 04:15 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied,
'Well your Honor, it was like this:
when the lady got on the bus,
I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said,
'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
and sat under a sign that said,
'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'
... I just lost it.'
'CASE DISMISSED!!'
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The Colour Out of Space
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: hidenseek1]
#19322091 - 12/24/13 04:24 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
hidenseek1 said:
Good Lord. Life is so awkward.
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hidenseek1
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morrowasted
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: hidenseek1] 3
#19322324 - 12/24/13 05:38 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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hidenseek1
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: morrowasted]
#19322347 - 12/24/13 05:50 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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i seen one of those, that instead of numbers the pebbles spelt out stuff making fun of color blind people
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With Your Halo Slippin . . .
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: morrowasted]
#19322390 - 12/24/13 06:01 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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apparently im gay now, damnit number 5, you blew my cover (no homo)
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: Beanhead]
#19322641 - 12/24/13 07:11 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Beanhead said:
 FUCK YOU JESUS 
Good one Beanhead. You're a real comedian.
Next time you try to make a joke you should try to say something that doesn't offend others, unless you like being an asshole.
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RockyRaccoon
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Quote:
lifeiswhatyoumake said:
Quote:
Beanhead said:
FUCK YOU JESUS
Good one Beanhead. You're a real comedian.
Next time you try to make a joke you should try to say something that doesn't offend others, unless you like being an asshole.
That was hilarious!
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: RockyRaccoon]
#19322659 - 12/24/13 07:15 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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hidenseek1
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Soulidarity
With Your Halo Slippin . . .
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: hidenseek1] 4
#19322940 - 12/24/13 07:56 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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hidenseek1
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: Soulidarity] 1
#19322956 - 12/24/13 07:58 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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shit he looks like a monobomber too
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The Colour Out of Space
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: hidenseek1]
#19323029 - 12/24/13 08:14 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: ReginaldPMcpoop] 1
#19323049 - 12/24/13 08:18 PM (11 years, 4 months ago) |
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