Home | Community | Message Board

Out-Grow.com - Mushroom Growing Kits & Supplies
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Original Sensible Seeds Shop: Feminized Cannabis Seeds

Jump to first unread post Pages: < First | < Back | 571 | 572 | 573 | 574 | 575 | 576 | 577 | 578 | 579 | 580 | 581 | 582 | 583 | 584 | 585 | 586 | 587 | 588 | 589 | 590 | 591 | Next > | Last >
InvisibleGanzig
It's for the street cred
Male User Gallery

Registered: 11/29/06
Posts: 8,206
Loc: Oregon Flag
Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: The Vapor]
    #19320992 - 12/24/13 12:37 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

It is possible. But rare. Indeed.

The color genes are on the x chromosome that is associated with x and y in males.

Hence females can have two gene sequences for coloring. Random
X inactivation creates the multi colored female cats like
the tortoise shell. Tortoise shell cats
are therefore almost always female.

Does that make sense?


--------------------
I must keep reminding myself of this.
I must keep reminding myself of this. I must keep reminding myself of this.
I must keep reminding myself of this.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineBambi
Friendly Forrest Animal
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 03/22/09
Posts: 1,668
Last seen: 4 months, 4 days
Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: Ganzig]
    #19321225 - 12/24/13 01:30 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Kinda like colorblindness in humans. female's who are color blind are very rare! :themoreyouknow:


--------------------


"I want to read, talk with my friends via the computer, and enjoy my life now that people know I'm not dead. " -Rom Houben

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinehidenseek1
Its got all the dinks.
Registered: 12/22/12
Posts: 5,423
Loc: poop
Last seen: 7 years, 4 months
Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: Bambi]
    #19321544 - 12/24/13 02:39 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)



--------------------
You can drink at 7 A.M., because the Beastie Boys fought for that right
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
pons asinorum
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
lsd and the vietnam war changed music forever

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinehidenseek1
Its got all the dinks.
Registered: 12/22/12
Posts: 5,423
Loc: poop
Last seen: 7 years, 4 months
Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: hidenseek1] * 3
    #19321695 - 12/24/13 03:10 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)



--------------------
You can drink at 7 A.M., because the Beastie Boys fought for that right
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
pons asinorum
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
lsd and the vietnam war changed music forever

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinehidenseek1
Its got all the dinks.
Registered: 12/22/12
Posts: 5,423
Loc: poop
Last seen: 7 years, 4 months
Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: hidenseek1] * 1
    #19321781 - 12/24/13 03:27 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

from notalwaysright.com

Quote:



Me: “…and a large Dew.”

Customer: “I’m sorry, did you just call me a Jew?”

Customer’s wife: “But honey, you are a Jew.”

Me: “Oh no, sorry. I meant a large Mountain Dew.”

Customer: “Oh really? Really, I’m flattered but I’ve never been to the mountains.”

Me: “Ah, sorry?”

Customer: *comically bangs his fists against his chest* “I am the large mountain Jew!”

Customer’s wife: * to me* “I am so sorry about him. Honestly, I can’t take him anywhere.”

Me: “Really, it’s fine.”

Customer: “The large mountain Jew goes anywhere he wants to!”





--------------------
You can drink at 7 A.M., because the Beastie Boys fought for that right
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
pons asinorum
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
lsd and the vietnam war changed music forever

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinehidenseek1
Its got all the dinks.
Registered: 12/22/12
Posts: 5,423
Loc: poop
Last seen: 7 years, 4 months
Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19321991 - 12/24/13 04:15 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.

She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. 

She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. 

The man seemed more amused. 

When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,

she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
 

The case came up in court.


The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)

what he had to say for himself.

The man replied,

'Well your Honor, it was like this:

when the lady got on the bus,

I couldn't help but notice her condition. 

She sat down under a sign that said,

'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,

'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,

'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.

  But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time

and sat under a sign that said,

'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'

... I just lost it.'


'CASE DISMISSED!!'


--------------------
You can drink at 7 A.M., because the Beastie Boys fought for that right
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
pons asinorum
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
lsd and the vietnam war changed music forever

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineReginaldPMcpoop
The Colour Out of Space


Registered: 06/30/13
Posts: 645
Last seen: 10 years, 4 months
Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19322091 - 12/24/13 04:24 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

hidenseek1 said:





Good Lord. Life is so awkward.


--------------------
:bananadance:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinehidenseek1
Its got all the dinks.
Registered: 12/22/12
Posts: 5,423
Loc: poop
Last seen: 7 years, 4 months
Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: ReginaldPMcpoop]
    #19322202 - 12/24/13 04:58 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)



--------------------
You can drink at 7 A.M., because the Beastie Boys fought for that right
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
pons asinorum
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
lsd and the vietnam war changed music forever

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinemorrowasted
Worldwide Stepper
Male User Gallery


Registered: 10/30/09
Posts: 31,637
Loc: House of Mirrors
Last seen: 23 hours, 12 minutes
Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: hidenseek1] * 3
    #19322324 - 12/24/13 05:38 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinehidenseek1
Its got all the dinks.
Registered: 12/22/12
Posts: 5,423
Loc: poop
Last seen: 7 years, 4 months
Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: morrowasted]
    #19322347 - 12/24/13 05:50 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

i seen one of those, that instead of numbers the pebbles spelt out stuff making fun of color blind people


--------------------
You can drink at 7 A.M., because the Beastie Boys fought for that right
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
pons asinorum
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
lsd and the vietnam war changed music forever

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineSoulidarity
With Your Halo Slippin . . .
 User Gallery


Registered: 07/15/12 Happy 12th Shroomiversary!
Posts: 17,617
Loc: Atlantis Flag
Last seen: 8 years, 7 months
Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: morrowasted]
    #19322390 - 12/24/13 06:01 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

apparently im gay now, damnit number 5, you blew my cover (no homo)


--------------------

R.I.P. WoodRuss67, Todcasil, TheMerryIguana, The Rompus, Lord Senate.
[/url]

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinelifeiswhatyoumake
Male User Gallery

Registered: 09/30/11
Posts: 17,637
Last seen: 17 hours, 29 minutes
Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: Beanhead]
    #19322641 - 12/24/13 07:11 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Beanhead said:
:lolsy: FUCK YOU JESUS :lol:

:mindblown:





Good one Beanhead.  You're a real comedian.
Next time you try to make a joke you should try to say something that doesn't offend others, unless you like being an asshole.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleRockyRaccoon
Male User Gallery

Registered: 06/17/13
Posts: 4,645
Loc: tromaville
Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #19322655 - 12/24/13 07:15 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

lifeiswhatyoumake said:
Quote:

Beanhead said:
:lolsy: FUCK YOU JESUS :lol:

:mindblown:





Good one Beanhead.  You're a real comedian.
Next time you try to make a joke you should try to say something that doesn't offend others, unless you like being an asshole.





:lol:

That was hilarious!

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinelifeiswhatyoumake
Male User Gallery

Registered: 09/30/11
Posts: 17,637
Last seen: 17 hours, 29 minutes
Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: RockyRaccoon]
    #19322659 - 12/24/13 07:15 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

:whatyougonnado:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinehidenseek1
Its got all the dinks.
Registered: 12/22/12
Posts: 5,423
Loc: poop
Last seen: 7 years, 4 months
Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 2
    #19322837 - 12/24/13 07:43 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)



--------------------
You can drink at 7 A.M., because the Beastie Boys fought for that right
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
pons asinorum
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
lsd and the vietnam war changed music forever

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineSoulidarity
With Your Halo Slippin . . .
 User Gallery


Registered: 07/15/12 Happy 12th Shroomiversary!
Posts: 17,617
Loc: Atlantis Flag
Last seen: 8 years, 7 months
Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: hidenseek1] * 4
    #19322940 - 12/24/13 07:56 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)



--------------------

R.I.P. WoodRuss67, Todcasil, TheMerryIguana, The Rompus, Lord Senate.
[/url]

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinehidenseek1
Its got all the dinks.
Registered: 12/22/12
Posts: 5,423
Loc: poop
Last seen: 7 years, 4 months
Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: Soulidarity] * 1
    #19322956 - 12/24/13 07:58 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

shit he looks like a monobomber too


--------------------
You can drink at 7 A.M., because the Beastie Boys fought for that right
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
pons asinorum
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
lsd and the vietnam war changed music forever

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineReginaldPMcpoop
The Colour Out of Space


Registered: 06/30/13
Posts: 645
Last seen: 10 years, 4 months
Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19323029 - 12/24/13 08:14 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)



--------------------
:bananadance:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineReginaldPMcpoop
The Colour Out of Space


Registered: 06/30/13
Posts: 645
Last seen: 10 years, 4 months
Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: ReginaldPMcpoop]
    #19323045 - 12/24/13 08:18 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)



--------------------
:bananadance:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineReginaldPMcpoop
The Colour Out of Space


Registered: 06/30/13
Posts: 645
Last seen: 10 years, 4 months
Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 3 [Re: ReginaldPMcpoop] * 1
    #19323049 - 12/24/13 08:18 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)



--------------------
:bananadance:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: < First | < Back | 571 | 572 | 573 | 574 | 575 | 576 | 577 | 578 | 579 | 580 | 581 | 582 | 583 | 584 | 585 | 586 | 587 | 588 | 589 | 590 | 591 | Next > | Last >

Original Sensible Seeds Shop: Feminized Cannabis Seeds


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7
( 1 2 3 4 ... 266 267 )
Oscuro_lobo 188,657 5,332 03/23/22 06:51 PM
by Tormato
* Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 Alien 1,298 0 01/19/00 07:02 PM
by Alien
* Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 rain_angel 1,346 4 03/29/20 04:57 PM
by Asante
* funny thread in OTD YouEnjoyMyself 1,603 2 09/12/04 11:08 PM
by YouEnjoyMyself
* Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 all )
OuchITripped 29,572 112 08/11/11 08:05 AM
by mongo lloyd
* Funny phone drug code
( 1 2 3 all )
LearyfanS 8,078 54 10/21/05 03:25 PM
by ronald321
* Funnies Thread Jackal 2,401 8 12/18/18 05:19 AM
by LogicaL Chaos
* COVID-19 aka. SARS-CoV-2 - Main Thread on the Novel Coronavirus Pandemic PART 2 (Second Wave 2020-2021 season)
( 1 2 3 4 ... 180 181 )
Asante 69,253 3,602 08/11/21 05:48 AM
by Asante

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
688,526 topic views. 5 members, 6 guests and 32 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.037 seconds spending 0.014 seconds on 15 queries.