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just stung by a wasp
    #11098900 - 09/21/09 06:19 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

stupid stupid flying insect
bitch got me right behind my knee
the bad isn't as bad as I remember when younger

it's like the pain is coming in waves
one sec its fine next second raging pain
i dont think he released his stinger into me
so as soon as I felt the stinging pinching feeling i looked behind me and saw it flying away
So i went about my business fixing my flat tire on my bike
Went to go back inside when the fucker was waiting for me on the steps , he came at me and I screamed like a girl and ran off

I do believe there is a nest of them under the steps so
when i wake up later in the day I shall terminate what could be a problem

anybody know of any good ways to get rid of wasp and the hive without going to the store and buying sprays and such
anything around the house I can use ?

I don't know why i'm asking i could easily google this shit
but fuck me my leg is swollen and is now throbbing

Fuck you wasp !!:crankey:

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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: RandomHero]
    #11098902 - 09/21/09 06:20 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

set fire to your house


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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: RandomHero]
    #11098904 - 09/21/09 06:21 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

quick blast with fire will hill them, wasps cant tolerate much heat
the lighter+hairspray or what ever other flammable works


to fix the sting, if you have some tobacco, wet it with spit and
stick it to the sting, let it dry and fall off on it's own

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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: RandomHero]
    #11098905 - 09/21/09 06:22 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Use soapy water. That should kill them.

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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #11098908 - 09/21/09 06:23 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

that's no good ..the wasp does not live inside the home
and I'd hate to burn down the steps and have my logic questioned as to why I did it

I wonder if pure bleach would kill them or just piss them off

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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: Gumby]
    #11098909 - 09/21/09 06:23 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

get stung by a bee, its the anti venom.

anger a near by colony of them to kick their asses

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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: Gumby]
    #11098911 - 09/21/09 06:24 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Fire sounds more fun.

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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: RandomHero]
    #11098912 - 09/21/09 06:25 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

thanks...
will go after them with soap and fire

i did the tobacco thing and couldnt find the stinger so I dont think it came off the wasp
don't they die shortly after releasing the stinger
this fucker wasn't dead he was waiting for me on the steps like a crackhead

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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: RandomHero]
    #11098917 - 09/21/09 06:30 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

wasps dont have barbed stingers, they can sting hundreds of times
honeybees OTOH will lose their stinger and die if they arent allwed to
unscrew it themselves, sounds fucked up but it's true

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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #11098920 - 09/21/09 06:33 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

ahh i did not know that
  another pointless insect in this world
knowing they don't contribute shit
just like ticks and fleas ..they do nothing for this world !!

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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: RandomHero]
    #11098923 - 09/21/09 06:34 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

They're food for something else, that's about it.

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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #11098925 - 09/21/09 06:35 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Pris knows his shit :thumbup:

Good luck on getting that nest out of there. The only reliable way is still to expose it, stun or burn the wasps and physically remove and destroy the nest. You will need some sort of protection, of course.

Insecticides may help as well in eradicating the colony, but I don't like using them.

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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: koraks]
    #11098929 - 09/21/09 06:36 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

put it in a bag and freeze it.

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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: RandomHero]
    #11098930 - 09/21/09 06:37 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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they do nothing for this world !!



I find your teleological viewpoint on the world fascinating, but I have great trouble in determining to which purpose all species should contribute in order to 'do something for this world'.

The universe is at it is. Live to accept it or die trying to understand it.

Good luck with the wasps. Btw, the larvae are a good source of protein :thumbup:

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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: RandomHero]
    #11098931 - 09/21/09 06:37 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

wasps have a purpose

they sting stuff, they get really pissed off and sting more stuff, then
they stay pretty pissed off and multiply and have little pissed off wasps
that sting more stuff, and they like to steal honey and larvae from the
honeybees

they're like the government of the bee world, dont give them enough money
and they'll take you kids

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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #11098935 - 09/21/09 06:38 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

and africanized honeybees are the black people

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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: koraks]
    #11098936 - 09/21/09 06:39 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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You will need some sort of protection, of course.





I usually carry the .45, I'll shoot the little fuckers in the face!

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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #11098942 - 09/21/09 06:41 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

we have wasps the size of thumbs here, they got my neighbor in the jugular (he was a huge motherfucker) and he passed out in a minute. they took him to the hospital and stayed under an IV for the night.


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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #11098947 - 09/21/09 06:43 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

They are pretty heavy pollinators...that's quite important.


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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: circularvortex]
    #11098950 - 09/21/09 06:45 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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They are pretty heavy pollinators...that's quite important.




some are also parasitic and lay eggs in garden pests

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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: circularvortex]
    #11098951 - 09/21/09 06:46 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

i thought wasps just ate children's ice Lollys?

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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #11098954 - 09/21/09 06:47 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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b0red5tiff said:
we have wasps the size of thumbs here





asian hornets... read up on wiki about the sting


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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #11098959 - 09/21/09 06:50 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

b0red5tiff said:
we have wasps the size of thumbs here





asian hornets... read up on wiki about the sting






i seen a video of them going into a bee hive and just destroying the hive killing the bees the eggs and raping the queen

they are pretty badass , but do we really need them this day and age

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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: RandomHero]
    #11098961 - 09/21/09 06:52 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Humans, historically, are really not very good at deciding which species are 'necessary' or not.  Typically all our malicious actions towards predators come back to bite us in the ass.


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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #11098963 - 09/21/09 06:52 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

shit... right now around the autumn they start flying at lights at night. you can hear them tapping against the window some nights. last year it was really bad, i got a few dozen killed each night when they got between two layers of glass and i shut them in until they choked or whatever.


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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #11098964 - 09/21/09 06:52 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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wikipedia said:The venom contains at least eight distinct chemicals, some of which damage tissue, some of which cause pain, and at least one which has an odor that attracts more hornets to the victim.






uhh oh

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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: druqs]
    #11098973 - 09/21/09 06:55 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

see they suck ass
altho the venom could be used as a poison
I doubt you could smoke it for the venomous highz

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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: RandomHero]
    #11098977 - 09/21/09 06:57 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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i seen a video of them going into a bee hive and just destroying the hive killing the bees the eggs and raping the queen

they are pretty badass , but do we really need them this day and age




the US doesnt need asian hornets, they're an introduced pest, thankfully
they're not very agressive, another pest to consider is a wasp called the
red velvet ant, aka cow killer ants

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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: druqs]
    #11098980 - 09/21/09 06:59 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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mycelismymind said:
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wikipedia said:The venom contains at least eight distinct chemicals, some of which damage tissue, some of which cause pain, and at least one which has an odor that attracts more hornets to the victim.






uhh oh





yeah... among others

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The venom contains 5% acetylcholine, a greater concentration than is present in bee or other wasp venoms. Acetylcholine stimulates the pain nerve fibers, intensifying the pain of the sting.

The venom of the Asian giant hornet is more toxic than that of most other bees or wasps, giving this species one of the greatest lethal capacities per individual.

The enzyme in the venom is so strong that it can dissolve human tissue. On some occasions, the sting may be compared to the effects of a spider bite.[



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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: RandomHero]
    #11098987 - 09/21/09 07:05 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

after doing a bit of smoking I remember a cool website where it's bug v.s. bug

http://www.japanesebugfights.com/

it's funny I can watch this shit but can't stand to see it up close in real life

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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: RandomHero]
    #11099902 - 09/21/09 11:54 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

My friend a few years ago once had a wasps nest on the side of his steps outside. He took a massive firework, somehow got the firing end stuck in the hole of the nest and lit it. Im not sure how many it killed but it was amazing to watch.


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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: RandomHero]
    #11099927 - 09/21/09 12:02 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #11099997 - 09/21/09 12:19 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

WASPS



WASP NEST


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Re: just stung by a wasp [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #11100139 - 09/21/09 12:43 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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