Things to say/not to say during sex: a ven diagram and flow chart

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jewunit
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Re: Things to say/not to say during sex: a ven diagram and flow chart

[Re: Gumby]
#11086438 - 09/18/09 10:39 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

In relation to the chart:
I think I'd probably say "Heil Hitler" if I were having a good time and about to nut, or be turned on if the chick said "Heil Hitler."
I may be in the minority there, though.

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nIkkNAME
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Re: Things to say/not to say during sex: a ven diagram and flow chart

[Re: claraclairvoyant]
#11086463 - 09/18/09 10:47 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Lol, Sneaky I am.

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Gumby
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Re: Things to say/not to say during sex: a ven diagram and flow chart

[Re: jewunit]
#11086691 - 09/18/09 11:51 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

jewunit said:

In relation to the chart:
I think I'd probably say "Heil Hitler" if I were having a good time and about to nut, or be turned on if the chick said "Heil Hitler."
I may be in the minority there, though.

But... you're Jewish, right? That just seems messed up man.

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jewunit
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Re: Things to say/not to say during sex: a ven diagram and flow chart

[Re: Gumby]
#11086703 - 09/18/09 11:55 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

You don't think it would be awesome to yell "HEIL HITLER!" during an orgasm?

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Re: Things to say/not to say during sex: a ven diagram and flow chart

[Re: jewunit]
#11086706 - 09/18/09 11:56 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

jewunit said:

You don't think it would be awesome to yell "HEIL HITLER!" during an orgasm?

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Re: Things to say/not to say during sex: a ven diagram and flow chart

[Re: UnholyChild666]
#11086737 - 09/19/09 12:05 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

UnholyChild666 said:

whats wrong with heil hitler? it's not not that uncommon

Here is what you do.

"I pooped... a lot... on your dog"

Then you use some of that poop to give her a mustache and then you say Heil Hitler.

If she stays, you know you have a keeper.

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Re: Things to say/not to say during sex: a ven diagram and flow chart

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#11086822 - 09/19/09 12:36 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Legend9123 said:

I rule at fuckin my job is truckin don't stop keep suckin.

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Re: Things to say/not to say during sex: a ven diagram and flow chart

[Re: Gastronomicus]
#11086829 - 09/19/09 12:39 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

"Do you smell what The Rock is cookin'?"

How was I supposed to know she'd take it personal? I thought she was turned on by The Rock :shrug:

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TrentBoyett
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Re: Things to say/not to say during sex: a ven diagram and flow chart

[Re: Gumby]
#19279936 - 12/15/13 03:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

BUMP.

Because this shit is funny.

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morrowasted
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Re: Things to say/not to say during sex: a ven diagram and flow chart

[Re: TrentBoyett]
#19279960 - 12/15/13 03:50 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

lol

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Re: Things to say/not to say during sex: a ven diagram and flow chart

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#19279983 - 12/15/13 03:58 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Things to say/not to say during sex: a ven diagram and flow chart

[Re: themostpurple]
#19280013 - 12/15/13 04:05 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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yabba dabba doo

What's wrong with this one?!?!

It seems like an hilarious thing to shout at the point of orgasm...

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Re: Things to say/not to say during sex: a ven diagram and flow chart

[Re: jewunit]
#19280181 - 12/15/13 04:47 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

jewunit said:

I tried, it still doesn't make sense.
Seems to be a flow chart disguised as a ven diagram which makes even less sense.

hahahah this was just as funny as the orig .jpg

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