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elementswrath
Finger' trippin good
Registered: 08/04/09
Posts: 5,276
Loc: suiciety
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Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it's about time you became informed!
{A} - Almost Boobs... {B} - Barely there. {C} - Can't Complain! {D} - Damn! {DD} - Double damn! {E} - Enormous! {F} - Fake.
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dancefloordale
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Registered: 02/13/09
Posts: 2,522
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element, those were some pretty damn good jokes
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lateforthafuture
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Re: Ecuador Giveaway [Re: truskool]
#11087486 - 09/19/09 07:30 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Kayne sucks
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Thyrax
No way
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lateforthafuture said: Kayne sucks
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truskool
WTF?? FTW!!
Registered: 06/28/09
Posts: 11,194
Loc: Over the rainbow
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So the contest is about to start in an hour. Dam it is going to be hard to chose the jokes some funny shit up in here. I figured out whatthe last two hours of the giveaway are going to consist of
3pm- I love and respect women and would love to see some more ladies get involved in this hobby. So the first two ladies with less than 50 poosts to post closest to the hour get the prints 4pm- The two posts closest to the hour will get the last two prints
Now MADHACK3RZ is away for a little bit. So I will announce my pick of the jokes, but for his selection it will probably have to wait til later tonight or tomorrow. Good Luck to everyone. Now I am asking nicely please please follow the rules. If you are not willing to give back to the community please do not try to get a print. The print has conditions. Follow thru with those conditions. I really don't like giving bad ratings (I have given one to a total goof) I will give you a bad rating if I haven't seen you have a giveaway within four months.(Unless there are extenuating circumstances that you must pm me and talk to me about)
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BrandNewbie
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Registered: 05/21/08
Posts: 2,932
Loc: U.S.A.
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Re: Ecuador Contest Giveaway [Re: truskool]
#11087883 - 09/19/09 09:41 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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A man and a woman, both elderly widows, lived in the same old folks home. They were kind of seeing each other for the past three years as close friends, but they never did more than heavy petting.
Finally one November night Ethel, (the elderly lady's name was Ethel), said to Harold, (you guessed it), while in his room, "Harold, we've been dating for about three years now and we've never made love. Tonight is your birthday and I'm going to give myself to you."
"Wow", replied Harold, "I haven't made love to a woman for twenty years."
"You get comfortable," Ethel said, "while I go into the bathroom and slip into something shear and sexy!"
Harold took off his clothes, turned out the light, hopped into bed, and began trying to bring some life back into his tired manhood, eagerly awaiting this possibly last hooray.
Meanwhile, Ethel disrobed and put on a see thru teddy. She couldn't wait to feel the pleasures of a man's hands on her aged but still feeling body.
Oh, she thought, I haven't done this in so many years, I'd better remind Harold about my heart condition before we begin. I'd hate to have him go too rough on me and God forbid...
Ethel opened the door and struck her most provocative pose. The bathroom lights filtered thru her sheer nightie and outlined her form perfectly.
As Harold gazed at what he was about to ravage she reminded him of her condition, "Harold honey, please remember, I have acute angina."
"I sure hope so, Harold said, because those tits look like shit!"
-------------------- Question: Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Answer: Because they're ugly and they stink.
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nastos
secret secretions
Registered: 06/15/09
Posts: 7,371
Last seen: 5 years, 9 months
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Re: Ecuador Contest Giveaway [Re: BrandNewbie]
#11087892 - 09/19/09 09:43 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
BrandNewbie said: A man and a woman, both elderly widows, lived in the same old folks home. They were kind of seeing each other for the past three years as close friends, but they never did more than heavy petting.
Finally one November night Ethel, (the elderly lady's name was Ethel), said to Harold, (you guessed it), while in his room, "Harold, we've been dating for about three years now and we've never made love. Tonight is your birthday and I'm going to give myself to you."
"Wow", replied Harold, "I haven't made love to a woman for twenty years."
"You get comfortable," Ethel said, "while I go into the bathroom and slip into something shear and sexy!"
Harold took off his clothes, turned out the light, hopped into bed, and began trying to bring some life back into his tired manhood, eagerly awaiting this possibly last hooray.
Meanwhile, Ethel disrobed and put on a see thru teddy. She couldn't wait to feel the pleasures of a man's hands on her aged but still feeling body.
Oh, she thought, I haven't done this in so many years, I'd better remind Harold about my heart condition before we begin. I'd hate to have him go too rough on me and God forbid...
Ethel opened the door and struck her most provocative pose. The bathroom lights filtered thru her sheer nightie and outlined her form perfectly.
As Harold gazed at what he was about to ravage she reminded him of her condition, "Harold honey, please remember, I have acute angina."
"I sure hope so, Harold said, because those tits look like shit!"
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BrandNewbie
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Re: Ecuador Contest Giveaway [Re: BrandNewbie]
#11087910 - 09/19/09 09:47 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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With this one, please remember... ....
A child molester and a small boy were walking hand in hand thru the woods.
As they got deeper and deeper into the forest, it began to get darker and more sinister looking.
The little boy looked up at the man and said, "Golly mister, It's getting kind of scary in here."
To wit, the man replied, "You think you're scared... ...I've gotta leave here by myself!"
-------------------- Question: Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Answer: Because they're ugly and they stink.
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truskool
WTF?? FTW!!
Registered: 06/28/09
Posts: 11,194
Loc: Over the rainbow
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Re: Ecuador Contest Giveaway [Re: BrandNewbie]
#11087973 - 09/19/09 10:05 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wow ppl do not want to give back for a free print
That is so fucking
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BrandNewbie
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Re: Ecuador Contest Giveaway [Re: truskool]
#11088035 - 09/19/09 10:19 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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I think people are doubting that they can pull it off in the time allotted. That's my problem. I have trays started right now that are doing well, knock wood. But what if something goes wrong? I'd hate to have made a promise and tried my hardest, only to disappoint in the end. It really has no bearing on "not wanting to give back". I will enjoy sending prints when my current grow is fruitful, (get it? 'fruitful'. I kill me.). I don't even mind splurging for the postage. This is the best on-line community that I have ever seen. Yes, there are some assholes, but we live in America, they have the god given right to be assholes. But there are far more cool human beings, (from around the world), who accept help and give it in the finest spirit of the brotherhood of mankind. It's good to be a part of that.
Like I said, people just don't want to make a promise that they fear they won't be able to keep.
I'm putting my current trays in the FC next weekend. If all goes as hoped, there will be many prints to share.
Peace Brudda.
-------------------- Question: Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Answer: Because they're ugly and they stink.
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truskool
WTF?? FTW!!
Registered: 06/28/09
Posts: 11,194
Loc: Over the rainbow
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Re: Ecuador Contest Giveaway [Re: BrandNewbie]
#11088069 - 09/19/09 10:25 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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yea but like I said if there are extenuating circumstances I will be more than reasonable. I won some spores in a giveaway like two months ago. I loafted waited some time before inoculation and I saw pins today so four months is quite a bit of time.(I believe) And if ppl run into problems I will most definetely take allowances. I am not an asshole. I just want to see ppl give back or at least make an attempt. Every print I receive in a free thread I do a giveaway and give back. I will be doing a redspore giveaway probably later this week because I won a free print. Is that so hard? Is that such a hard commitment to live upto? I really don't think so.
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lolskies
Stranger
Registered: 08/18/09
Posts: 62
Last seen: 13 years, 11 months
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Re: Ecuador Giveaway [Re: Thyrax]
#11088087 - 09/19/09 10:30 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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hold on to your slacks
So a turtle is crossing the road when two snails rob him, When the police officer asked him what happened he says, "I don't know officer it happened so fast!"
Why can't Mushroom growers have conventions? Because unlike there produce they're not fungi(s)!
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simbad42
wanna see big boom!!!
Registered: 07/21/09
Posts: 4,231
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Re: Ecuador Giveaway [Re: lolskies]
#11088102 - 09/19/09 10:34 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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what time zone are you in?
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BrandNewbie
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Re: Ecuador Giveaway [Re: simbad42]
#11088113 - 09/19/09 10:36 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Who you askin?
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Shroomhunter53
Exi5t
Registered: 09/09/09
Posts: 160
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Quote:
TacoHerder said: well i dont know about yall... but i think KAYNE WEST is the biggest and best example of a joke...
"Makin love to other gay fish"
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simbad42
wanna see big boom!!!
Registered: 07/21/09
Posts: 4,231
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Re: Ecuador Giveaway [Re: simbad42]
#11088135 - 09/19/09 10:39 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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truskool
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electrics
wave rider
Registered: 12/02/08
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Re: Ecuador Contest Giveaway [Re: truskool]
#11088144 - 09/19/09 10:41 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Keep up the good work -Truskool- I love you're contests and Ideas!! and that you believe in supporting our community!!! Thanks...e
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BrandNewbie
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Re: Ecuador Giveaway [Re: simbad42]
#11088162 - 09/19/09 10:45 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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He's a Canook living in Toronto, so, I believe that's EST. Same time as New York city.
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nastos
secret secretions
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Re: Ecuador Giveaway [Re: truskool]
#11088175 - 09/19/09 10:46 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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truskool, let me call shotgun on one of those redspores
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truskool
WTF?? FTW!!
Registered: 06/28/09
Posts: 11,194
Loc: Over the rainbow
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Re: Ecuador Giveaway [Re: truskool]
#11088417 - 09/19/09 11:33 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sorry this contest is disappointing me and I had no chronic so I had to go get some. Let's see if electrics and simbad42 want a print and willing to follow my rules pm me with your addy
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