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OfflineHaRo On KoRn
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Re: Student kills instruder with samurai sword! [Re: andrewss]
    #11069688 - 09/16/09 11:58 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

how do u stab some one with a four foot sword when hes pushing you against a wall

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Re: Student kills instruder with samurai sword! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #11069699 - 09/16/09 12:01 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

They'll have crime scene investigators/analysts out there to look at the positions of everything and the relative story to try and find out how it went down really.

I'd imagine, though, that this guy could get some charge for having the katana.  COULD.  Potentially.  I'd imagine that's the most of his worries, other than ptsd, if the investigators conclude that his story is factual.


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Re: Student kills instruder with samurai sword! [Re: desiretoheal]
    #11069698 - 09/16/09 12:01 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Sweet, I hate thieves.

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Re: Student kills instruder with samurai sword! [Re: HaRo On KoRn]
    #11069705 - 09/16/09 12:01 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

where does it say stab, it mentions a severed hand, sounds like a slash

samurai swords usually have a blade under 30"

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Re: Student kills instruder with samurai sword! [Re: Tri High]
    #11069736 - 09/16/09 12:07 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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Tri High said:
They'll have crime scene investigators/analysts out there to look at the positions of everything and the relative story to try and find out how it went down really.




they're usually called down immediately

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I'd imagine, though, that this guy could get some charge for having the katana.




unlikely since it's not illegal to own a sword except maybe in california where it's illegal to own anything

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Re: Student kills instruder with samurai sword! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #11069754 - 09/16/09 12:08 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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except maybe in california where it's illegal to own anything




except :potleaf:


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Re: Student kills instruder with samurai sword! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #11069759 - 09/16/09 12:09 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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I'd imagine, though, that this guy could get some charge for having the katana.




unlikely since it's not illegal to own a sword except maybe in california where it's illegal to own anything




my city has a ban on all guns except hunting rifles. I think I just found a replacement for a handgun.


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Re: Student kills instruder with samurai sword! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #11069760 - 09/16/09 12:09 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

thats why i say hes getting away with murder

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Re: Student kills instruder with samurai sword! [Re: HaRo On KoRn]
    #11069805 - 09/16/09 12:17 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

it's self defense, not murder, like I said, he has no way of knowing the burglars intent

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Re: Student kills instruder with samurai sword! [Re: learningtofly]
    #11069819 - 09/16/09 12:18 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

learningtofly said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
except maybe in california where it's illegal to own anything




except :potleaf:




it's so stupid how we cant get both :nonono:


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Re: Student kills instruder with samurai sword! [Re: silosighbin]
    #11069840 - 09/16/09 12:22 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

There is no hope for this noob. Maybe a robber will break into his house..........


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Re: Student kills instruder with samurai sword! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #11069850 - 09/16/09 12:24 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Student kills instruder with samurai sword! [Re: HaRo On KoRn]
    #11069857 - 09/16/09 12:25 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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This tedious path I've chosen here,I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out.
If there were no desire to heal The damaged and broken met along
This tedious path I've chosen hereI certainly would've walked away by now.
And I still may ... (sigh) ... I still may.Be patient.
I must keep reminding myself of this.

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Re: Student kills instruder with samurai sword! [Re: HaRo On KoRn]
    #11069915 - 09/16/09 12:32 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

I think if people responded like this to evil men more often there would be a better quality of people walking around.

Why do some of you think it isn't ok to defend your own homes? The guy didn't know what the thief was doing there. For all he knew the guy had a gun and he was just waiting for a chance to pull it out and kill him. If you really think that the home owner was in the wrong then you obviously are living in a world covered in bubble wrap. You must live sheltered lives in your safe as fuck suburbs with a cop that patrols your neighborhood all the time making sure no one jay walks. In the real world the bad guy will fucking murder you rather than get caught. Open your eyes. I do think life is precious, thats why i would react by protecting myself violently if needed. You can't play the peacful hippy when real life slaps you in the face like that. You can't rely on the police to keep you safe from harm. They don't prevent crimes, they clean up the mess after the bad guy does his buisness if they can.


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Re: Student kills instruder with samurai sword! [Re: desiretoheal]
    #11069917 - 09/16/09 12:32 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

DarkMoon you get 5.


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Re: Student kills instruder with samurai sword! [Re: DarkMoon21]
    #11069949 - 09/16/09 12:36 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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DarkMoon21 said:
Rapier swords are around 4 feet, samurai's are significantly shorter. Haro On Korn, your an idiot. Making assumptions based on what? A disliking for undergrads? Some unreasonable contempt held for sword owners? People who get robbed repeatedly and stick up for their right to their own property?

Shut the hell up. Seriously. Your a jackass troll and nothing more, or an incredible idiot. The picture has been painted several times already, but let me try again.

You're sleeping soundly, dreaming about having sex with a beautiful woman on a sandy beach on a golden sunny day, redwoods sighing and waving peacefully in the warm wind above you, providing the lyrics to your glorious song of love. All of a sudden a great hairy sasquatch jumps out of the woods, running towards you both. Without time to get up, you try to protect your lover as best you can, or (more likely in your case) you roll off the girl, forcing her down to keep the beast busy and try your best to run away, screaming like a little she-male. Despite your best efforts, the sasquatch runs you down, strikes you until death.
Upon the death blow, you awake with a start to a loud noise in your garage. Almost sounds like somebody forcing the door open, or maybe dropping something. Your not entirely sure, but, remembering the break-in just a week ago in which some expensive technology was stolen, you grab the closest feasable means of defense. A decorative samurai sword you bought during the height of your japanese-culture obsession. An honourable weapon, and respectably deadly in your hands. Those hours of ninja games are paying off, and you feel admittedly powerful creeping out your bedroom door.
The closer you get, the more that power dwindles. Insecurity and speculation plagues your fearful mind, and the dark, empty hallways do nothing to help that dangerous doubt.
"What if they have a gun?"
"What if there are more than one?"
"How strong are they?"
"What if they're here to do more than just steal?"
"What if they come up behind me?"
"Oh fuck, I'm over my head here."
As you get outside the door to the room of the noise, you pause and consider your options. Fear grips your heart, and you question whether you should just call the cops and go back to your room. No, they could get away in that time, stealing yet more of your valuables that, as an undergrad, you most certainly can't afford to replace any time soon. Fuck that, you need to defend your property as best you can, at least make an effort to send them off with a fear of this place in their hearts. Once again, the courage of an avid gamer with a sword takes hold. With a rush of adrenaline you burst into the room, expecting the worst.

Instead there's nothing. No noise, no bullet boring a hole into your skull. You pause and look around, but only for a moment. All at once the sounds of movement in the shadows to your left. Something or someone lunges at you fast and hard. Without thinking, you strike once, making contact, but the momentum of the lunge carries your opponent ever closer to you, so you step back as best you can and strike again, then jump to the side. There's a horrid groan of pain, you can see a black fluid you presume to be blood pouring from the lump on the ground as it moves slowly. Scared as ever, you run out of the room, promptly calling the police for assistance, then go back to see if the person's moved at all. They haven't, and there's no evidence of breath or life anymore. All that's left is to tell the police the truth.
"It was self-defence" You assure yourself, knowing full well that some wouldn't believe you.
Take comfort in the fact that you did what you thought best at the time, and hope for the best. The truth is your friend, and your friends will thank you for protecting them and their belongings. You hope.



Okay, I got a little poetic there, but you have to admit that this is a scary ass situation for anyone, undergrad, parent, child, or trained assassin to be in, and I'm sure, unless you're a complete coward, you would react in a similar fashion. Especially if you were robbed only days before.



:congrats:


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My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

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Re: Student kills instruder with samurai sword! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #11069950 - 09/16/09 12:36 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

manslaughter

the student could be put on probation and have to take anger classes

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Re: Student kills instruder with samurai sword! [Re: Glenners]
    #11069956 - 09/16/09 12:37 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

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what's so hard to understand about flaming in the pub, just because you disagree doesnt mean you have to try and start shit...

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