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She cum's to much~!~
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I'm not joking my lady cum's so easy it's pathetic i can have her cumming and a full scream out loud orgasm in under 60 sec's, and squirting in 2-3min every time over and over and over, She's been this way since i met her and popped her cherry. At first i was like HOLY SHIT! WOW I Felt like a god i had made girls cum b4 but to have them cum so quickly, and so hard that they were squirting everywhere 5, 6 ,7 some times 10-12times a fuck was something new, but then it got old, i can't fucker with out having her cum at least 3x's b4 i blow and many times it gets SO dang wet i can't blow it just feels awkward and weird and to make matters worse you then have a wet spot that not only covers the whole bed but soaks all the way threw and you have to sleep in that shit i don't know what to do i love the pussy but enough's enough i don't wanna fuck a fountain every night. Am i the only person in the world who has this problem? How do i make her cum less? I'm only asking cause I've been away for 4 months and haven't had sex in that time and were hooking up next week an i wanna fuck I WANNA FUCK but at the same time it's like ewwww... How do i make her cum less? Or i guess cum with out squirting?

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #2]
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I don't understand how that's a problem, op.

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
DSHSB



Ok maybe i should know this but what "DSHSB"?

It's MESSY LIKE REALLY REALLY MESSY! And the wetness makes it a bitch to cum! Both cause it feels weird and cause it makes the friction like None!
Also if you've ever had sex with a squirter you'll find that the being covered with a slightly acidic wetness then rubbing together for hours does horrible things to your hips pubes groin etc...

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #1]
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and cause it makes the friction like None!



IME it creates friction

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Really? Lol, I wish. But then again when i say she squirts i mean SHE SQUIRTS! Like Crazy! I've seen her lay on our cali-king sitting against the head board and squirt a foot or better off the end a dozen time in a hour! It's like sticking your dick in a cup of water!

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #1]
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just tell her. be like stop gettin me wet. be like ur gonna have to learn to quit it (which believe it or not they can).

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Lol, I've told her to hold it to not squirt when she cum's but she can't cum with out squirting and trying to hold the squirt back just end up with her having the largest wettest orgasm you've ever seen!
Most of the time she CAN'T hold back her orgasm wett or not and if she does she'll just end up cumming when she put's her jeans on and walks away resulting in a massive orgasm and puddle on my floor!

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #1]
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make the bitch wear a fukin diaper. i think she has a real internal problem if she cums like u say she does. she should go get checked out by a doc.

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Sigh, she asked the doctor and there is some long fancy name for dame's who after becoming aroused orgasm with little to no stimulation i can't remember what it is but there's nothing they can do with it, and they don't see it as a problem, which other then the mess and such it's not i mean most dames would kill to be able to easily have 5-6 orgasms every time the fuck!

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #1]
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throw down some towels and quit crying
damn homo

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
throw down some towels and quit crying
damn homo



Towels? Really?
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I Wish!
She soaks the bottem side of the mattress THREW towels we even tried going and getting a plastic pad made for little kids that pee the bed all it did was leave a puddle that took for ever to clean up.
Towels?
Wouldn't Help.

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #1]
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:facepalm:


dont be a fucking girl, grow a pair, ive had a girl like this for 3 years, it was good times, pussy.

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Bullshit, thats not possible.  You realize how much liquid she would lose if she did that, itd kill her.  you are talking about literally a hose soaking a mattress.  You are claiming that shit soaks through to the bottom?  Buuuuullllshit faggot

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Bro, you can say bullshit all you want but it happens, Many time's has the wet spot been on both side of the mattress.

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #1]
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my new gf the squirter soaked my shorts and her comforter but we were drinking all nite

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #1]
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you should sing a song, like AC~DC's you touch to much,
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You cum to much


dun dun dun dun dunnnn lol, I'm sorry, well i don't really know what you can do, but maybe after time she wont cum so much. considering your her first, I guess this kinda makes the man feel like the woman does, when he cums to quick LOL

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
you should sing a song, like AC~DC's you touch to much,
Quote:
You cum to much


dun dun dun dun dunnnn lol, I'm sorry, well i don't really know what you can do, but maybe after time she wont cum so much. considering your her first, I guess this kinda makes the man feel like the woman does, when he cums to quick LOL



Lol, i don't know we've been screwing for going on 5 years now i doubt she's gonna slow down... but cute song.

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #1]
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just do shit you KNOW that she won't like at all

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
dont be a fucking girl, grow a pair



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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #11]
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sex in the bathtub

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Dream on coaster! ARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! :pirate:

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Anonymous #12 said:
sex in the bathtub



Hum now that a good ideal.

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #1]
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OP how bout you give her to me I'll bury my face in her (if she's not fat)

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
I don't understand how that's a problem, op.



Yeah, girls that squirt are FUCKING HOT. Be glad you have a chick like that.

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #15]
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Anonymous #15 said:
Yeah, girls that squirt are FUCKING HOT. Be glad you have a chick like that.



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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #15]
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Anonymous #14 said:
OP how bout you give her to me I'll bury my face in her (if she's not fat)



I'm sure we could share her, i bet she'd like that she's Kinky like that.

Anonymous #15 said:
Anonymous #3 said:
I don't understand how that's a problem, op.



Yeah, girls that squirt are FUCKING HOT. Be glad you have a chick like that.



Yes the Squirting is hot it's the by product's and after effect of the squirting that suck!

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Anonymous #2 said:
DSHSB



Ok maybe i should know this but what "DSHSB"?

It's MESSY LIKE REALLY REALLY MESSY! And the wetness makes it a bitch to cum! Both cause it feels weird and cause it makes the friction like None!
Also if you've ever had sex with a squirter you'll find that the being covered with a slightly acidic wetness then rubbing together for hours does horrible things to your hips pubes groin etc...



Dry Smash Her Shit Box.

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #16]
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Anonymous #16 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
Anonymous #2 said:
DSHSB



Ok maybe i should know this but what "DSHSB"?

It's MESSY LIKE REALLY REALLY MESSY! And the wetness makes it a bitch to cum! Both cause it feels weird and cause it makes the friction like None!
Also if you've ever had sex with a squirter you'll find that the being covered with a slightly acidic wetness then rubbing together for hours does horrible things to your hips pubes groin etc...



Dry Smash Her Shit Box.



Thank you, Thank you, that clears alot up and for the record been there done that in fact doit all the time she LOVE ANAL!
I don't see why that's such a big thing in this forum is it just cause it's so fun to say?
Or are there really that many people out there who's sex lives blow so bad that they Can't get a girl to let them do this and as such have to obsess over it?

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #1]
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The second one

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #8]
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don't forget about ice in the ass and pussy.

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #16]
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quote]Anonymous #16 said:
don't forget about ice in the ass and pussy.



Eh She isn't a big fan of Ice in her Ass Though she like it when we put ice in her pussy as do i that's a crazy feeling sliding your dick into a dame that's had a pussy full of ice she also kinda enjoys it traced around her Asshole just not inside but thanks we haven't done that in a while I'll have to give it a go.

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You have a girl who squirts and cums all the time...
She loves anal...
She sounds pretty kinky by the ice in pussy thing...

and you're complaining? holy shit you don't deserve her
unless she is fat or ugly then they're plenty of guys who will happily take her off you fag.

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Someone needs to set up a website where guys who prematurely ejaculate can meet girls who (essentially) also prematurely ejaculate.  Would be perfect for both of them.

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #17]
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Anonymous #17 said:
You have a girl who squirts and cums all the time...
She loves anal...
She sounds pretty kinky by the ice in pussy thing...

and you're complaining? holy shit you don't deserve her
unless she is fat or ugly then they're plenty of guys who will happily take her off you fag.



She's neither fat nor ugly.
Just messy lol.
I guess it's like owning a Ferrari yes it may be nice at first and you fucking love it but after awhile it get's old and b4 u know it your ready to trade it in, even if it's for another Ferrari.

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #16]
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Anonymous #16 said:




:rockon:!AMEN!:rockon:

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Get her hooked on smack. It'll back her vaginal plumbing right the fuck up and give you some time to satisfy yourself.

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Re: She cum's to much~!~ [Re: Anonymous #10]
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My GF is like that too.  The problem comes when I don't blow and she says cumming is starting to hurt her stomach so she wants to stop. :frown:

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