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Re: The fortune cookie is a lie [Re: blewmeanie]
    #10998799 - 09/04/09 01:01 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

yeah... sometimes you get weird ones like that.

generally they are supposed to be more cryptic or whatever. or confucius like.

we have this game in my family, which my dad plays to death, i just already understand it goes without saying.

but heres how it goes. after every fortune cookie, add the words "in bed" to the end. The results are quite funny.


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  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
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Re: The fortune cookie is a lie [Re: Arden]
    #10999325 - 09/04/09 02:40 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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I'd love to meet the person who comes up with these.








not to sound racist, but thats what is refered to as a UFO. an ugly fucking oriental.

dont worry i am sure i can find some ugly folks of other races too.


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:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
-tiny_rabid_birds


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