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InvisibleThePheonix
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A mushroom walks into a bar
    #10974234 - 08/31/09 07:43 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

So a mushroom walks into a bar. "I'l have a jack on the rocks" he says.
"Can't you read the sign?" Said the bartender.

There was a sign, it said "NO MUSHROOMS ALLOWED"

The bartender grabs the shroom and throws his ass out in the street.

The next day the mushroom walks back in to the bar. The bartender points at the sign and says "NO MUSHROOMS ALLOWED" and throws his ass out in the street again.

The next day the shroom walks back in to the bar and the bartender says " I thought I told you already, NO MUSHROOMS ALLOWED!!"

And the shroom said to him " Why not? I'm a fun guy."

:rofl:


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Re: A mushroom walks into a bar [Re: ThePheonix]
    #10974255 - 08/31/09 07:46 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

har har


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Re: A mushroom walks into a bar [Re: cyb3rtr0n]
    #10974269 - 08/31/09 07:48 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

:rolleyes:


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Re: A mushroom walks into a bar [Re: Thyrax]
    #10974282 - 08/31/09 07:50 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

...:rolleyes:


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Re: A mushroom walks into a bar [Re: ThePheonix]
    #10974302 - 08/31/09 07:53 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

*crickets chirping...


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Re: A mushroom walks into a bar [Re: prismism]
    #10974342 - 08/31/09 08:00 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

haha, i knew that joke but a much shorter version

it was one of the questions on my final exam last year


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Re: A mushroom walks into a bar [Re: ThePheonix]
    #10974434 - 08/31/09 08:14 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

funniest thing ive seen all day


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Re: A mushroom walks into a bar [Re: prismism]
    #10974510 - 08/31/09 08:25 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah it wasn't supposed to be funny, thats the joke.


I was ust being dumb  :shrug:


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Re: A mushroom walks into a bar [Re: ThePheonix]
    #10983116 - 09/02/09 12:15 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Well, don't be so humble.

It is, in fact, hilarious.


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Re: A mushroom walks into a bar [Re: FloydRose]
    #10983132 - 09/02/09 12:19 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

FloydRose said:
funniest thing ive seen all day




my condolences


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Re: A mushroom walks into a bar [Re: anonjon]
    #10983147 - 09/02/09 12:21 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Did he really need to stop by 3 times before he said that? :tongue:


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Re: A mushroom walks into a bar [Re: GlassApex]
    #10983346 - 09/02/09 12:55 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

-_-


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Re: A mushroom walks into a bar [Re: fordrew]
    #10983361 - 09/02/09 12:56 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

.... in the cultivation forum? 


OTD.



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Re: A mushroom walks into a bar [Re: Satori23]
    #10983378 - 09/02/09 12:58 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

wrong forum, and not funny...


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Re: A mushroom walks into a bar [Re: HiddenIdentity]
    #10983399 - 09/02/09 01:03 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

wheres your guys' sence of humor?

sure it wasnt absolutley helarious, but it gave me a chuckle :vaped: :happyweed:  :mushroomgrow:  :mushroom2:  :mushroomgrow:


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Re: A mushroom walks into a bar [Re: oobajoob]
    #10983460 - 09/02/09 01:17 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)



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