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kergan



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Re: Eleves, gnomes, beings, [Re: stzacrack]
#10960587 - 08/29/09 10:23 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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I had a friend who saw dwarfs tunneling in the bark mulch outside my building. He spent about an hour sticking his face in it looking for them. Funny shit to see.
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UFOz8MyGoat
The Governator Sayz Go Chagaz



Registered: 07/18/02
Posts: 1,924
Loc: USA
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Re: Eleves, gnomes, beings, [Re: stzacrack]
#10960615 - 08/29/09 10:37 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have alot of indian friends mainly Creek,Cherokee,Seminole who swear up and down there are ''little people'' They say they are mischievous and will steal candy and little things shiny etc. That they will appear in trees and laugh at people. Trick kids into going into the woods etc.
here is a site about this if you are interested. I would not trip shrooms on tribal land after hearing about this stuff lol
http://www.ilhawaii.net/~stony/lore132.html
http://www.firstpeople.us/FP-Html-Legends/LittlePeopleoftheCherokee-Cherokee.html
These stories are not like the ones I've heard lol
If people claim to see this sober imagine what you could see tripping yikes
Edited by UFOz8MyGoat (08/29/09 10:38 AM)
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Niffla



Registered: 06/09/08
Posts: 46,987
Loc: Texas
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Re: Eleves, gnomes, beings, [Re: UFOz8MyGoat]
#10960662 - 08/29/09 10:54 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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I was visited by a gnome or an elf (or whatever the fuck)when I was tripping years ago. Everything was cool until the bastard went for my wallet. So I knifed him right through his left ear and into his little elf brain. Butchered that fucker right there on my back porch. Then I lugged the fucking punk (all diced up in a small trash bag) deep into the woods and buried that son of a bitch 3 feet deep.
Can I be charged for murdering an acid induced gnome?
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Justin_c17
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Registered: 08/22/09
Posts: 519
Loc: Georgia, U.S
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Re: Eleves, gnomes, beings, [Re: Niffla]
#10960708 - 08/29/09 11:07 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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The first time I had ever tripped(I ate 7 grams dry) me and a few friends decided to go into the woods at night. I had got seperated from the group and had to have walked miles in complete darkness by myself. As you can imaging I was freaking the fuck out.
All of the sudden I heard someone around my legs say it's ok(it being absolutely pitch black I could not see it). I felt a tug on my shirt and walked in the direction it pulled being careful not to trip on anything only when the voice warned me. After an hour of this I came to my house and when I had enough lighting to see there was nothing there(it was gone).
In the end my friends said I was seperated from them for 3 hours. I had never heard of the gnome things until I read this, so now it all makes perfect sense.
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nastos
secret secretions




Registered: 06/15/09
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Re: Eleves, gnomes, beings, [Re: Niffla]
#10960751 - 08/29/09 11:16 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Niffla said: I was visited by a gnome or an elf (or whatever the fuck)when I was tripping years ago. Everything was cool until the bastard went for my wallet. So I knifed him right through his left ear and into his little elf brain. Butchered that fucker right there on my back porch. Then I lugged the fucking punk (all diced up in a small trash bag) deep into the woods and buried that son of a bitch 3 feet deep.
Can I be charged for murdering an acid induced gnome?
Only, if it wasnt really a gnome and your neighbors toddler.
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Niffla



Registered: 06/09/08
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Loc: Texas
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Re: Eleves, gnomes, beings, [Re: nastos]
#10960819 - 08/29/09 11:31 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Nah. I'm pretty sure it was one of those stupid ass gnomes. Although come to think of it, my neighbor's wife did seem to give me a pretty dirty look the following morning.
I think that had more to with me pissing in her yard when I was drunk, though.
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nastos
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Re: Eleves, gnomes, beings, [Re: Niffla]
#10960847 - 08/29/09 11:36 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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